Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

Topic

[cwickham]

MACK TO EARTH

New version of Back to Earth where Katerina is played by Lee Mack.

[Dave]

Fuck.

[Dave]

MACK TO BACK

Several posts punning on Mack/Back in the same fashion appear on a Red Dwarf fan forum in quick succession.

[cwickham]

MACK²

Two people in the “Idea for an episode” thread come up with slightly different ideas arising from the same pun simultaneously.

[cwickham]

MACKOCRACY

Dave documentary following Lee Mack’s bid to be elected as Member of Parliament for Orpington.

[cwickham]

PARALEE UNIVERSE

New version of Parallel Universe where the alternative Lister, Rimmer and Cat are all played by Lee Mack.

[cwickham]

SCOTT BRADLEE UNIVERSE

New version of Parallel Universe where Tongue Tied is covered by Postmodern Jukebox.

[cwickham]

CAMILEE

New version of Camille where all versions of Camille are played by Lee Mack.

[cwickham]

LEEGION

New version of Legion where the titular character is played by Lee Evans.

[cwickham]

BEEGION

New version of Legion where the titular character is inexplicably played by a bee.

[cwickham]

BEETON

New version of Legion where the titular character is inexplicably played by Mrs Beeton.

[cwickham]

BEETON THE RED

Mrs Beeton arrives from a parallel universe, and really hits it off with Kryten.

[cwickham]

LEEMONS

New version of Lemons where all the titular fruits are played by Lee Ryan, who is the most convincing lemon ever.

[cwickham]

SILEECONIA

New version of Siliconia where all the other mechanoids are played by Lee Harvey Oswald.

[cwickham]

BACK IN THE RED PART ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

New version of Series VIII where the nanobots resurrect the actor Richard Wilson instead of Rimmer.

[Dave]

I DON’T BEREAVE IT

Richard Wilso uses the time drive to travel back three million years and prevent the deaths of everyone on Red Dwarf.

[Dave]

MRS WARBOYS FROM THE DWARF

Due to a teleporter malfunction, Mrs Warboys materialises in the cargo bay.

[Dave]

4291 IRRADIATED HAGGIS

A poster in the ‘idea for an episode’ thread begins to suspect they’ve had this entire conversation before.

[cwickham]

I DON’T BLUE-LIEVE IT

New version of Blue where the Munchkin song is performed by Victor Meldrew.

[cwickham]

I DON’T PRUE LEITH IT

Dave commissions a reboot of One Foot in the Grave where Margaret is played by Prue Leith.

[cwickham]

THE DINO’S MASTER PLAN

New twelve-part version of Pete made by reinstating all the deleted scenes from the DVD.

[cwickham]

I DINO’T BELIEVE IT

New version of Pete where the titular dinosaur is played by Richard Wilson.

[cwickham]

CASS AND RA

A member of The Mamas and the Papas and She-Ra form a crime-fighting double act.

[cwickham]

NDA

The Dwarfers sign a legal document stopping them from discussing the events of this episode.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY

Sequel to Thanks for the Memory where Rimmer gives Lister his memories of being kissed by his Uncle Frank.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY II

Sequel to Franks for the Memory where Rimmer gives Lister all his memories of his half-brother Frank.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY III

Sequel to Franks for the Memory II where Rimmer gives Lister all his memories of Captain Hollister.

[Pete Part Three]

BREAKING THE RED

Craig’s endless fiddling with props escalates during filming of the 13th series, when he starts messing around with the high-def cameras. When he breaks one of them, he has to give up crack for an entire week just to pay back Doug.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY IV

Sequel to Franks for the Memory III where Lister gives Rimmer all his Frank Skinner DVDs.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY V

Sequel to Franks for the Memory IV where Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of the actress Tanya Franks.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VI

Sequel to Franks for the Memory V where Lister gives Rimmer all his German sausages.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VII

Sequel to Franks for the Memory VI where Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of reading the works of Mary Shelley.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VIII

Sequel to Franks for the Memory VII where Lister gives Rimmer all his Frank Sinatra albums.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY IX

Sequel to Franks for the Memory VIII where Lister gives Rimmer a collection of videos of football games featuring the footballer Frank Lampard.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY X

Sequel to Franks for the Memory IX where Lister gives Rimmer all his coinage in an obsolete French currency.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XI

Sequel to Franks for the Memory X where Lister and Rimmer re-enact their favourite scenes from Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em.

[cwickham]

THE TRIAL OF A SMEGHEAD

New 14-part version of Back in the Red made by editing in all the deleted scenes from the DVDs.

[Dave]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XII

Frankenstein miaows furiously and coughs up a hairball upon learning that she has not appeared in any of the ‘Franks For The Memory’ parody posts despite being an actual named character in Red Dwarf called Frank.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XIII

Lister gives Rimmer a very specific memory of how Frankenstein’s name would most likely not have been shortened to “Frank” on account of Frankenstein being a female cat.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XIV

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of listening to the Sister Sledge song “Frankie”.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XV

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of fantasising over one member of the girl group The Saturdays.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XVI

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of a caustic Scottish comedian with a beard.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XVII

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of Chris Sievey’s alter-ego.

[si]

THANKS FOR THE MEMORY XVIII

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of The Darling Buds of May’s Cedric “Charley” Charlton .

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

TABBY RANKS FOR THE MEMORY

Cat gives Rimmer the memory of Tabby Ranks as a present, and Rimmer wishes he hadn’t.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XIX

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of the character played by Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[cwickham]

FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XX

Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of a man who recently crossed the English Channel on a hoverboard.

[Dave]

RASTABILLY SKANKS FOR THE MEMORY

Overawed by meeting Ace Rimmer, Lister momentarily forgets the lyrics “whether you like Rastabilly”.

[Captain Bollocks]

IT’S BOLD OUTSIDE

Kryten answers a knock at the door to find Ray Peacock offering himself up as part of the crew.

[Captain Bollocks]

MECH COCK? RACY!

UKTV deems an upcoming “size comparison” scene between Kryten and Butler as “too spicy for TV”.

[Author]

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