Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

Topic

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES

Thinly-veiled Red Dwarf ripoff about low-level workers at a salmon-canning factory. Episode 1 sees all but one of the staff wiped out due to a freak canning accident. The remaining survivor is kept sane by talking to a cardboard cutout of his immediate superior.

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, EPISODE TWO: FUTURE ECCOS

The last remaining salmon-canner starts to worry about the potential for dolphins to be caught in the company’s fishing nets. To calm himself down, he plays a few hours of lauded Megadrive classic sequel The Tides Of Time.

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, EPISODE THREE: BALANCE OF TUNA

To keep himself amused, the last remaining employee stacks up tins in an attempt to create the largest tower possible.

[cwickham]

A NIGERIAN PRINCE AMONG MEN

Chris Barrie starts scamming people out of their money on the Internet.

[Ian Symes]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, EPISODE FOUR: WAITING FOR COD

The last remaining employee abandons the pilchard station as he quite literally has bigger fish to fry.

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, EPISODE FIVE: COD FRY DUNCE AND PARANOIA

When the last remaining employee finishes cooking his fish, he wolfs it down eagerly before realising that he’s undercooked it, the twat. He spends a disturbed night hoping that he doesn’t get food poisoning.

[cwickham]

A PRINCE AMONG MEN

Accurate description of the BBC scheduler responsible for moving “A Prince Among Men” to a 4pm timeslot.

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, EPISODE SIX: MEAT SQUARED

The last remaining employee quits the salmon-canning plant and goes to work at a corned-beef-canning plant instead.

[Ian Symes]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, SERIES TWO EPISODE ONE: FRY HEN

The last remaining employee quits the corned-beef-canning plant and goes to work at KFC instead.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, SERIES TWO EPISODE TWO: BATTER THEN LIFE

The last remaining employee quits the chip shop counter to go and experience the world and enjoy life a little.

[Ian Symes]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, SERIES TWO EPISODE THREE: THANKS FOR THE MEMORY

Flashback episode explaining how and why the last remaining employee suddenly went from working in KFC to a chippy in the previous episode.

[Dave]

A MAN AMONG PRINCES, SERIES TWO EPISODE FOUR: SKATE FISH LEAK

The last remaining employee gets annoyed when a rogue fish pisses in his trout à la crème.

[cwickham]

A PRINCE AMONG THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH

In a controversial remake, Thomas Jerome Newton is replaced by Gary Prince.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

A MINCE AMONG ZEN

Ziggy resigns as the Encinitas
ships captain and joins a mediation retreat.

[Ridley]

APPEARANCE AMONG FORUM

Ian caves and joins in.

[Dave]

A PRINCE OF THE PLANET POTTERS AMONG MEN

Alternative title for White Hole that will appear on the 4K UHD boxset.

[Ridley]

A DUKE AMONG MANCHESTER

Cate is very upset.

[Pete Part Three]

A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS

Well, it’s just a title, I mean, erm… well, no, er… Opening sequence: Me, in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, going “Oh God!”

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Darkmode Now Activated: DNA 2

After pressing a few random buttons, Cat accidently activates Darkmode. Upon getting Kryten, he is inadvertently upgraded so his body produces didn’t light/black light levels depending on the time of day it is.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

DENNIS THE DARKMODE BOY

If the G&T admins find out Cappsy’s secret, he is finished.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THANKS FOR THE DARKMODE

Grateful users of a popular Red Dwarf fan site show their appreciation to site administrators

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BLACK

Lister mourns the loss of his favourite official website forum, until Kryten applies darkmode to an alternative fansite.

[Dave]

MODEYSWAP

When a device is discovered that allows the forum to swap modes, Cappsy can’t resist turning it to his advantage.

[Dave]

BLACK HOLE

Darkmode version of WHITE HOLE.

[Dave]

BACK IN THE BLACK

When the G&T nanobots recreate the forum in Darkmode, they at the same time inadvertently resurrect all the posters who have previously been banned from the site.

[Dave]

DARKMODESHUN JUMP

Quinn meets a parallel version of himself who actually really hates the forum’s new darkmode.

[Dave]

DARK MODO

Rimmer insults Lister with a bit more venom than usual.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

DARKWARDS

The fall through a light hole and end up in a universe where night is day, black is white, and generally all light and dark things are inverted.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

DARKMODE SLIDES

Kryten accidentally uses the wrong developing fluid on some photos resulting in them all having their colours inverted.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

D-CORP

A low budget version of M-Corp but rather than literally making things invisible, they just turn all the lights off so it is too dark to see anything.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BACK TO LIGHTMODE

After being infected with an hallucinogen from squid, Si decides that he doesn’t want to live the dark mode life and opts to return to light mode.

[cwickham]

DARK IN THE RED

Fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Series VIII shoot going so badly wrong that the power was cut in the studio mid-recording because they’d overrun.

[Dave]

HARDLIGHTMODE

After switching to dark mode, some G&T regulars find it tough to switch back.

[Dave]

DIMMERWORLD

G&T regulars reflect on the feel of the forum after switching to dark mode.

[Dave]

NOT REALLY… I NEED IT FOR TURNING DARK MODE ON AND OFF

G&T staff refuse to sell the forum software they use to invert colours.

[Pete Part Three]

IT DOES MEAN CHANGING THE MODE

A forum regular realises that he has to adjust his settings to work out what everyone else is banging on about.

[Pete Part Three]

TWENTIOTHREEICA

A forum regular activates Dark Mode and is catapulted back to the early noughties when G&T was last this dark.

[Dave]

BARBARA BALONEY

When the crew find a sealed stasis pod they soon discover it either contains an attractive female prison guard or a sausage.

Turns out to be a sausage.

[Dave]

BARBARA BLINI

When the crew find a sealed stasis pod they soon discover it either contains an attractive female prison guard or a small pancake.

Turns out to be a pancake.

[Dave]

BARBARA BALLOONY

When the crew find a sealed stasis pod they inflate it with helium and float it around Red Dwarf for weeks, inadvertently killing the attractive female prison guard inside.

[Dave]

BRABEARER BELLINI

Lister christens his new Parker Knoll.

[Pete Part Three]

CASCADRA

A visitor, with no understanding or talent for web design, guesses that the new dark mode has been implemented using Cascading Style Sheets just so he can do a shit pun.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BARBRA PANINNI

A female prison guard is found in a deep space stasis pod, having been turned into a toasted Italian sandwich.

[RickLee84]

Craig has just posted on Twitter:-

“The dark mode on G&T is so gorgeous, I’d shag it”

[Flap Jack]

The twist is it was actually Craig Bierko that posted that, not Charles.

OUT OF TOPIC

Armed agents are sent to the residences of multiple G&T users to ensure that the sanctity of the “Idea for an episode.” forum thread is respected.

[RickLee84]

BACK IN THE BLACK

G&T staff must go on an adventure in this Emmy nominated episode to the CSS of the site to correct an error whereby the text in your “edit profile” page appears as white on a white background, making the information unreadable.

[Dave]

RANKS FOR DE EMMONY

Bored on a Sunday afternoon, director Andy De Emmony logs on to G&T to see where his Series VI episodes fell in the Pearl Poll.

[Dave]

PRANKS FOR DE EMMONY

G&T trick the unsuspecting director by fraudulently ranking Gunmen of the Apocalypse below Pete Part Two.

[Dave]

SHANKS FOR DE EMMONY

G&T staff raise the stakes in their cheeky prankery by stabbing the unsuspecting director in the street with homemade weapons.

[Dave]

TRANQS FOR DE EMMONY

Racing to save the director’s life, medical staff induce a coma.

[Author]

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