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  • #224144
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    What if Chris Barrie had been cast as Lister? Would you still watch the show? What would that be like?

    #224145
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    What if Juliet May had stayed on to continue directing Series V? How do you think that would that affected how that series was received?

    #224146
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    What if pigeons had taken over the world in 1989? How would that have affected Series III, do you think?

    #224147
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    Chris Barrie actually auditioned for the part of Lister before the original run in 1987.

    #224149
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Amazing.

    #224150
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    What if the Cat was played by an actual cat? How would that have affected the reception of the show, do you think?

    #224155
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    What if Starbug had been used in Series II, and Blue Midget was the main craft in Series III onwards? Would it have affected the show dynamics?

    What if Series VII had been filmed in front of the audience? Would that have affected the timing of the jokes?

    What if the entire series had been shot on film? Would you buy a hi def Blu Ray?

    What if my gran had wheels? Would she be a wagon?

    What is your name?

    What is your quest?

    What is your favourite colour?

    #224157
    flanl3
    Participant

    Why did you combine Jawscvmcdia into three separate posts though?

    #224158
    Ridley
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    #224159
    flanl3
    Participant

    What if Rob Grant had stayed with the show after series VI? How would this have affected the “Idea for an episode.” thread?

    #224163
    Taiwan Tony
    Participant

    What if Christopher Lloyd was cast as Lister and also killed in a car crash. Would Rob Grant have left?

    Ah, I can’t quite do it.

    #224164
    cwickham
    Participant

    What if Red Dwarf started at Pete Part Two?

    #224165
    flanl3
    Participant

    What if Series I had been broadcast on a different day of the week?

    #224166
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    How do you think the show would have been different if Kryten (played by Robert Llewellyn) was a Yorkshire Terrier (played by Robert Llewellyn’s Yorkshire Terrier) ?

    #224170
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    What if Back in the Red was a single episode, but as a consequence Pete had to become a 3-parter and Krytie TV had to become a 2-parter? would VIII be better recieved?

    #224172
    Dave
    Participant

    What if 1989 had started in 1987?

    #224174
    JamesTC
    Participant

    What if Doug Naylor invented the Fing-Longer?

    #224175
    flanl3
    Participant

    What if the Enconium had come from 1997 instead of 1987?

    #224176
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Daddy or chips?

    #224196
    Hamish
    Participant

    Why?

    #224197
    Hamish
    Participant

    What?

    #224198
    Hamish
    Participant

    When?

    #224199
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    who am i

    #224205
    (deleted)
    Participant

    1. If Chris Barrie was a heron, would he have had a better worse experience of series VI and would series VII have been better worse with a heron as Rimmer?

    2. If Rob Grant and Doug Naylor were conjoined at birth and surgically separated in 1993, would we have got more less commentaries on The Bodysnatcher Collection?

    3. When I hit my willy why does it go big and cry and knock over my Pringles

    #224287
    Lily
    Participant

    What if you took three separate episodes plots and combined them into one?

    #224288
    si
    Participant

    What if you took three separate episodes plots and combined them into one?

    Emohawk: Polymorph II.

    #224289
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    What if John Hoare was cast as Arnold Rimmer in Series 13?

    #224291
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked
    #224292
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    #224296
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    I have seen that image before.
    Many moons ago.
    Where the fuck is it from?

    #224312
    Taiwan Tony
    Participant

    Bless you for joining in.
    What is your age?

    #224321

    What if Red Dwarf had plot holes?

    #224322

    What if Ross hadn’t discovered his wife was a lesbian.

    #224643
    Taiwan Tony
    Participant

    Bump

    #224647
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    what if jawscvmcdia had never asked any pointless questions on the G&T forum? how would that have impacted the site, do you think?

    #224650

    What if Lister has succeeded in Timeslides and the next 27 years of Red Dwarf was simply Rimmer knocking around Red Dwarf on his own with nothing but Holly for company?

    #224653
    si
    Participant

    What if series 2 of Happy Families had happened?

    #224657
    Taiwan Tony
    Participant

    >What if series 2 of Happy Families had happened?

    Oh, boy, that would have been great probably.

    #224661
    Dave
    Participant

    What if The Inquisitor had judged himself and found that travelling through time to judge people wasn’t a worthwhile use of his life?

    #224662
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    What if Red Dwarf had started on ITV instead of BBC TV?

    #224665
    flanl3
    Participant

    What if all 1,169 people on Red Dwarf, as well as Holly, Frankenstein, and Kryten had all been Irene E?

    Could a lot of the tension between people in The End be explained by the stress of George’s death?

    Why does Cat use “Frankenstein” as an insult in Quarantine?

    What if they had gone to deep space in the twelfth century instead of the fifteenth?

    If Red Dwarf barely has the power to run two holograms, wouldn’t it take a damn lot of eneto run an entire Holoship?

    Wait, whoops, some of those were serious questions.

    #224701
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    what happens in skipper?

    #224702
    Hamish
    Participant

    > what happens in skipper?

    Well…

    *dodges warning shot from Ian Syme’s with admin hat on*

    One more day damn it! Just one more day!

    #224707
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    i’m playing spoiler chicken

    #224708
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    because it’s the last one. that it’s doing my head in

    #224710

    It’s a reference to the Fawlty Towers episode The Kipper and the Corpse (in fact, Kryten manages to bodge in a line about ‘the skipper and the corpse’), in which the 9 year old Kochanski from Pete Par t1, in seek of a Wimto, finds her way through a spacetime rip as result of a Star Knot, and finds her way to the XII-era crew. Lister, seeing an opportunity to get with his love at last, reprises his rapey Series VIII role and commits acts which end up with Kryten, Cat and Rimmer condemning him to The Tank for the rest of his life. While down there, he find the dead body of Kill Crazy (who, after the end of VIII, murdered the other prisoners). After months alone, Lister ends up committing said acts to Kill Crazy’s dead body, not noticing – hilariously – that Kryten, Rimmer and Cat have come to visit him. It’s at this point that Kryten gives his ‘the skipper and the corpse’ line.

    Then The Inquisitor appears and shits in Lister’s mouth. Rimmer kicks him in the balls and runs off.

    #224719
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    thought so

    #224735
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    >Why does Cat use “Frankenstein” as an insult in Quarantine?

    …shit.

    #224751

    Having realised, at some point, that Lister IS Cloister, he realised that his whole religion is bollocks.

    #224754
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    To be fair he seemed to think it was all bollocks in The End, anyway

    Still a bit like saying “nice job, Jesus” to someone as a put-down, though

    #224758
    Dave
    Participant

    Maybe he knows that there is another connotation of the name Frankenstein and is referring to that.

    So the “nice job, Jesus” analogy would work better if there happened to be a famous literary monster who was also called Jesus.

    #224769
    flanl3
    Participant

    When I asked somebody else, they compared it to being a Catholic then calling someone “Madonna” as an insult/compliment in reference to the sex music star.

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