Unanswered Questions

[Renegade Rob]

Who would win in a buttle-off, Gilbert, Butler the Nova 3 android, or Hillary the butler as played by Chris Barrie in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider?

[By Jove its holmes]

Robert Addie got a raw deal from life. Being told he had terminal cancer just three weeks before he died. See also Graham Chapman (who would have been much better than Ruby Wax) dying at only 48.

[RunawayTrain]

Robert Addie got a raw deal from life. Being told he had terminal cancer just three weeks before he died. See also Graham Chapman (who would have been much better than Ruby Wax) dying at only 48.

Wow, I had no idea Graham Chapman was that young. And Robert Addie was 43 when he died – for context, he was born the same year as Chris Barrie and Danny John-Jules. Sobering.

As for a buttle-off, Butler might think it beneath him now, although if he deigned to serve I’m sure he would do so marvellously well. I didn’t see Lara Croft but in promo pics Hillary appears to be a bit handy with weapons, and being willing to travel and get into hairy situations in order to continue serving probably gets some butlering (buttling?) points. Gilbert seems the long-suffering type, putting up with Lister having more money than taste.
… what are the criteria in this buttle-off?

[si]

what are the criteria in this buttle-off?

Just… being a butler, I think.

Captain Butler, for me. Every time. He’s got a rank and everything.

[By Jove its holmes]

Hopefully Thickie treated Gilbert better than • • • • • • • Lister.

[RunawayTrain]

I haven’t read the novels so this may be an answered question, but: is there any basis in canon for the London Jets being specifically the English Zero-G Football team? The Wiki says they are but provides no source.

[Ian Symes]

I don’t think so. In my head the London Jets are the one English representatives in an international or continental league, or at the very least an overseas franchise in an NFL style organisation, as that’s the only justification for a Scouser supporting them, other than being a filthy glory-hunter. But there’s nothing to back that up in the actual canon, that I can remember.

[Dave]

The fact that it’s called “football” but had always looked like (and been described in terms similar to) American football (touch-up shuffle etc.) has always made me feel like it’s an offshoot of that, and so – like other popular American sports that have only pockets of popularity in the UK – there are probably only a handful of UK teams of note.

[evilmorwen]

Maybe it’s even London, ON.

[By Jove its holmes]

When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear (because without Lister on RD, there would be no Cat Race and Kryten was never rescued).

Well, Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him.

And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline.

Of course, had that happened, that would have meant the end of the series.

[Spaceworm Jim]

Kryten says at the end of the Inquisitor that the timeline is sorting itself out. It’s not intentional at all, but it can be headcanon’d that there is a period of time where events are in flux and memories don’t alter. We don’t see how long it is until the timeline is restored at the end of the Inquisitor, so it could be the same amount of time it takes Rimmer to fuck everything up at the end of Timeslides.

Oh wait, this doesn’t work at all. Fuck.

[By Jove its holmes]

I think it was a little mean to bring Rimmer back to life then blow him up again… why would they have boxes of explosives on the ship in th- wait… mining ship… explosives… never mind…

But they wouldn’t be in a big open place like that! They should be locked away somewhere! You don’t leave exploding things out where small children or people with equal intelligence to small children could get to them!!!

[RunawayTrain]

When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear (because without Lister on RD, there would be no Cat Race and Kryten was never rescued).

Well, Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him.
And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline.
Of course, had that happened, that would have meant the end of the series.

Rimmer was human in the first new timeline, I’m fairly sure. Doesn’t explain knowledge of the previous timeline and the other three though.

Edit: actually I might be wrong, because Rimmer appears to have a H on his forehead when visiting Lister in the mansion. Further investigation is needed …

Edit 2: (thanks Netflix!) Nope, I was wrong. Huh.
Maybe needing a crew member to still have a purpose would explain Holly turning on a hologram, or maybe with the onset of senility realised she needed company so and turned someone on before she went too senile to do it, but why Rimmer?
Certainly not for intellectual stimulation, or for someone to keep to their rank … maybe senility is the only explanation for the choice of Rimmer!

(And *still* doesn’t explain the memories.)

[By Jove its holmes]

(the Series 2 episode BTL and its book form)

trapping players in VR could become a weapon if – when – we reach that level of tech in real life. I certainly know of speculative fiction where vengeful people trap enemies in a virtual world.

[Flap Jack]

When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear (because without Lister on RD, there would be no Cat Race and Kryten was never rescued).

Well, Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him.
And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline.
Of course, had that happened, that would have meant the end of the series.

It’s not exactly uncommon in time travel stories for people to successfully change their own pasts but still keep their original memories, at least temporarily. So that’s what happens, which is why Holly chooses to activate Rimmer at this moment (as well as assume her Hilly/Hayridge form, presumably).

Kryten says at the end of the Inquisitor that the timeline is sorting itself out. It’s not intentional at all, but it can be headcanon’d that there is a period of time where events are in flux and memories don’t alter. We don’t see how long it is until the timeline is restored at the end of the Inquisitor, so it could be the same amount of time it takes Rimmer to fuck everything up at the end of Timeslides.

Oh wait, this doesn’t work at all. Fuck.

It actually feels fine to me that these 2 episodes don’t portray consistent visions of using time travel to change history, because they use very different methods. The Inquisitor has admin rights over time – he can rewrite the code from the ground up. While in Timeslides the Dwarfers are essentially running the program as normal users, just with access to a few cheat codes.

That doesn’t necessarily explain inconsistencies with other uses of time travel in the show like Out of Time, Tikka to Ride and Twentica, but oh well.

[Lee Bee]

When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear […] Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him.

Could have been that someone else went into stasis (eg Hollister), Rimmer was still brought back as a hologram, then Hollister died somehow.

And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline.

I think it’s best to take it as a given in Red Dwarf that the crew can remember ‘erased’ timelines.

That’s really the only explanation why the crew consistently remember Rimmer’s original death (radiation leak) when he was actually killed by dynamite.

It also explains why the crew can remember the events of White Hole (an episode which never actually happened) and can remember meeting their future selves from Out of Time, another event which never happened.

I’d be willing to bet the crew can also remember their encounter with the Inquisitor (another episode which never happened). :-)

[tombow]

without Lister, Rimmer presumably would have has an assistant who helped him with the drive plates, and they all would have lived their normal lives, or the leak happened, and there were no survivors so Holly just bought the ship back to be cleaned or whatever. It should have all blinked out of existence. However I theorised earlier on this thread maybe Holly, Rimmer and the Ship were unaffected because they’re not organic.

[GlenTokyo]

Why do the Skutters have a dustpan and brush in Balance of Power when they can’t get their heads anywhere near the floor to use them? Are they exclusively cleaning stuff that’s a foot up in the air?

[si]

Are they exclusively cleaning stuff that’s a foot up in the air?

It’s a gravity thing.

[pfm]

A few questions to ponder…

1. Does Kryten, or any other crew member, know more about Kochanski’s current whereabouts than they have ever let on?

2. Are Lister and Kochanski truly the last human beings alive?

3. If both Lister and Kochanski died, or were presumed dead, what would Rimmer, Kryten and the Cat’s purpose be in the universe?

4. What does an Earth, 3 million years later, actually look like?

5. Would the rest of the crew listen if Rimmer really had to pull rank, in a life-or-death situation?

6. If the crew came across technology that enabled them to grow more human beings, yet in a completely unethical way, would Lister be onboard with the idea? Just how far would he be willing to go to have people back?

7. What if aliens DID suddenly turn up (or appear to…) in the Red Dwarf universe? Is that simply a line that should never be crossed, i.e, would it take things too far in the Doctor Who or Star Trek direction?

8. Similar to the Lister question, how far would Rimmer go in order to become ‘real’ again? What if his hologrammatic memories and persona could be placed in a physical body? Not a body that resembled Rimmer himself, obviously, but someone or something else…?

9. What if Holly had ALWAYS been wrong about Red Dwarf being 3 million years into deep space? He says he might have got the calculations wrong, and been out by ‘a couple of million…give or take. It’s hard to be sure about this sort of thing.’ Rimmer – ‘Hard to be sure? You’re supposed to have an IQ of 6,000!’ Holly – ‘You’re supposed to have a pulse, Arnold. It’s like that famous line from Jurassic Park 14, “Life finds a way…of making a complete balls-up of it all.”

[International Debris]

Just how far would he be willing to go to have people back?

He’d rather have no printed people around than have them working for Rimmer in Officer Rimmer, so not very far, apparently.

[RunawayTrain]

He’d rather have no printed people around than have them working for Rimmer in Officer Rimmer, so not very far, apparently.

In fairness they weren’t just *people*, they were all Rimmers. Bit different from printing individuals!

[International Debris]

Didn’t he suggest wiping the printing bank so Rimmer couldn’t create a crew of his subordinates?

[Warbodog]

9. What if Holly had ALWAYS been wrong about Red Dwarf being 3 million years into deep space?

I’ve thought of this before as being a happy twist ending that would also make all the stuff they keep bumping into a bit more realistic, but the timeline’s been confirmed by others, like Kryten’s age given in Krysis.

[Unrumble]

Why do the Skutters have a dustpan and brush in Balance of Power when they can’t get their heads anywhere near the floor to use them? Are they exclusively cleaning stuff that’s a foot up in the air?

It’s a flimsy attempt at looking like they’re working, maybe the logistical implausibility of a dustpan and brush give an extra layer of meaning to Rimmer’s “you must really think I’m stupid!”

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

Are Lister and Kochanski truly the last human beings alive?

I often think about this. The only assertion we have is Holly’s. But there’s absolutely no way of knowing. Irene was (whilst found as a chimp) human. But even outside of that, the human race could have spread out from Earth in all directions, and Red Dwarf went in one of those. There’s another 3million years of expanding and breeding across the other 359 degrees so it is possible there are other humans out in space somewhere.

However, chances are everyone has died out or evolved beyond what we would recognise as human (even if they are still there look what evolution has done to a household pet in 3 million years). Whatever the case though, functionally, for Lister, the human race is extinct. He is never going to just run back into a society of humanity he recognises in anyway.

And we also have to take the writers at their word. They wrote the show with the intention that Lister is the last human. And until that changes, that is the case.

[Jenuall]

The skutters are obsessed with John Wayne and playing cowboys and Indians. Kryten “dreams” about a fictional Sherrif in a Western town when fighting the Armageddon virus.

Are all mechanoids so fixated on the Wild West or is it something specific to those aboard Red Dwarf?

[Dave]

Not to mention the theme from High Noon as Holly goes to face Queeg.

[Jenuall]

I’d forgotten that one, the evidence is stacking up!

[pfm]

but the timeline’s been confirmed by others, like Kryten’s age given in Krysis.

There are many simple explanations or workarounds could be used. When has a little detail like this ever been any kind of stumbling block in the past?

[tombow]

people in the RD era seem to love 50s/60s American culture. Marilyn Monroe, Confidence looking like a 50s game show host etc

[Ben Saunders]

It’s almost as if the show was written by people who were young at that time.

[Ben Saunders]

Long before the “populated universe” complaints of the Dave era, I always found it extremely questionable that GELFs were as far out into space as the crew of the Dwarf are. I mean, those GELF must have come from Earth. Human ships from Earth. But Red Dwarf left earth a long, long time before any of those GELF ships must have. How did the Nova 5 get so far out into deep space? None of it really works. It’s very questionable in that case that they would just meet GELFs and robots and never any human colonies. GELFs could be using humans as slaves on one of their planets or moons, there’s a story for you.

I’ve been thinking about this stuff since before the show came back on Dave.

The fact that they bother to explain in the books that the Nova 5 had an FtL drive seems like GN are at least aware that it being out that far is silly.

Arguably it makes sense that the longer the show goes on, the more they meet things/people since they’re moving closer to Earth, one assumes.

[Warbodog]

Space gets a lot less empty from series IV when they come across ships or pods in the first three episodes and there also happens to be a permanent space station nearby in Justice. But outside of Meltdown, it still feels light on guest characters and everything’s decrepit and/or hauntingly empty, so it still has the atmosphere. That’s changed by series VI when they’re dropping terms like “GELF Space” and it’s getting more trad space adventure (still great).

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

perhaps space is a möbius strip and by going FTL themselves in Future Echos they actually got close back to human civilisation, just from the other direction and have been heading into it ever since.

[GlenTokyo]

You couldn’t do 3,000,000 years in a straight line could you. You’d have to come back round at least a little at some point to avoid a black hole or a sun or something, but I’d say the standard scifi get out of jail free card of “wormholes” would be the likely explanation.

They all seem to know of simulants/ eugenics/ genetically engineered stuff when they encounter it, so maybe GELFs and simulants got shot off into Deep Space before Red Dwarf did.

[International Debris]

It’s never mentioned how they manage to turn around (especially in context of the line in Future Echoes about how long it would take), but even if they manage to turn around in series 1, they’ve still only been travelling back to Earth for, what, a few hundred years including the various spells in deep sleep. A thousand or so tops. That is only a drop in the ocean in the context of three million. So yeah, basically everything we bump into, from the Polymorph’s canister onwards, suggests that humanity managed to just about catch up with them, or, if humans have been extinct for a long time, then humanity managed to overtake them.
Of course, if humans <i>have</i> been extinct for many millennia, it’s hard to imagine all the technology would still be working. Some things they find seem derelict, but even if humanity lasted two million years, it’s hard to imagine that any space stations would have survived another million.

All in all, if Rob and Doug had planned to take the show into the more action-and-exploration direction when they started writing it, I really doubt they would have gone with three million. As a figure it works really well for the total isolation of the first two series, but not so much for everything that came after.

[Dave]

Red Dwarf was travelling for three million years but it also isn’t the fastest vessel in the universe. Over that length of time even an only slightly faster ship could get much further out into space than Red Dwarf did. So I don’t think it’s outrageous that quite a few managed it.

[pfm]

They all seem to know of simulants/ eugenics/ genetically engineered stuff when they encounter it, so maybe GELFs and simulants got shot off into Deep Space before Red Dwarf did.

Kryten is the one with the most knowledge on these subjects. It can be assumed the rest of the crew learnt from him. Also, Holly gathered much information while traversing the galaxy, back in the day.

[Ridley]

Red Dwarf was travelling for three million years but it also isn’t the fastest vessel in the universe. Over that length of time even an only slightly faster ship could get much further out into space than Red Dwarf did. So I don’t think it’s outrageous that quite a few managed it.

I know the homosapienoids of teh films were to have hunted them all down but it would be nice if the Dwarfers bumped the derelict of a sister ship at some point.

[RunawayTrain]

There’s nothing to say humans developed the tech on Earth either. Once humans went extinct the sentient life forms are still capable of running and maintaining ships, stations, etc. if they are functioning well themselves; even more so if they have somehow developed beyond their original programming (likely out of necessity).

[Flap Jack]

The real question is why Red Dwarf was consistently travelling away from Earth for the whole 3 million year gap, implicitly at top speed?

It’s probable this exact question has already been asked and discussed – maybe even by me – on earlier pages, but I’m too lazy to check.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

Holly just high tails it out of the solar system and then forgets to stop

[International Debris]

I think it’s been discussed before, and it’s usually agreed that either coming to a stop or parking in orbit around a moon, while constantly broadcasting a quarantine message, would have been infinitely wiser. Given the technological breakthroughs humanity came up with in the interim – psi-moons, holoships, time machines, teleporters – you’d think it would have been easy to get Lister out of stasis without subjecting him to radiation poisoning, or even to clear the ship of radiation. Lister might have missed a few hundred or thousand years of culture, but at least he wouldn’t have been on his own.

[GlenTokyo]

Cadmium has a half life ranging from a couple of hours to 31 quintillion years so cadmium II must have hit the sweet spot of 3 million years.

It’s best not to look into considering in Meltdown they find a working teleporter in Red Dwarf’s science labs, so they could have teleported him out of there and he’d have been exposed to a tiny amount of radiation, probably none if the chamber capable of insulating from time can hold out against a bit of radiation for the femtosecond of time between the stasis field being deactivated and getting teleported out.

Even if they waited a few years to be sure the matter paddle was safe, still better than 3 million years and the rest of your life adrift in deep space.

I like to think it’s evidence of just how shite the JMC and Holly are, and that nothing was really fit for purpose even before the accident and the 3 million years of going senile.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what is a mining ship doing with an experimental science lab on it anyway?

I mean, given the fact they’re also a prison transport, and we never see any miners, I’m willing to bet Red Dwarf is actually a front for JMC for something else.

[RunawayTrain]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what is a mining ship doing with an experimental science lab on it anyway?

I mean, given the fact they’re also a prison transport, and we never see any miners, I’m willing to bet Red Dwarf is actually a front for JMC for something else.

To see if previously unknown / unidentified objects they encounter are worth mining?

Having an entire prison wing is weird though!

(Also yay for formatting options showing up on mobile again! Thanks, whoever implemented that :D )

[GlenTokyo]

A teleporter is mining adjacent, it’d save on shuttle craft if they could teleport ore and equipment.

Perhaps the JMC were hard up and had to rent out room to make up costs with the penal colony, a healthy wedge from HMPS for a few decks. Maybe the science labs were sponsored too, “cheap low gravity environment available, access to exotic materials from Sol’s main asteroid belt, contact Derek at the JMC Building for more information”

[Warbodog]

The bazookoids are justified as mining tools in the novels. Red Dwarf does some mining in the book too, which is extremely satisfying. I’m surprised I can read my copy when the pages are all stuck together like that.

[Ridley]

The real question is why Red Dwarf was consistently travelling away from Earth for the whole 3 million year gap, implicitly at top speed?

Holly forgot to stop is the sitcom answer, JMC getting rid of the evidence is the sci-fi answer.

[Jonathan Capps]

JMC getting rid of the evidence is the sci-fi answer.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a Red Dwarf / Half-Life mashup.

“Arnold doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained technician. We’ve assured Captain Hollister that nothing will go wrong.”

[International Debris]

JMC run the ship and employ the miners, but the whole thing is owned and financed by the Space Corps, who also use parts of the ship to do their Space Corpsy stuff.
I guess.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

I’ve always thought of the Space Corp as an international body that regulates space flight, to hold any position of power etc you have to pass tests that they set to hold officer/managerial ranks and then after that you can be employed by any private company or continue on into some sort of military service (which is what Rimmer’s brothers did).

So sort of a public/private partnership that is similar too but not quite like the merchant navy.

[Rudolph]

I always thought of it as JMC owned Red Dwarf and were basically something like BP or Exxon Mobil. But the crew were all Space Corps, who are like the Merchant Navy.

[pfm]

I always thought of it as JMC owned Red Dwarf and were basically something like BP or Exxon Mobil. But the crew were all Space Corps, who are like the Merchant Navy.

I like to think of the JMC as Dwarf’s own answer to ‘the company’, whether this being Weyland-Yutani from Alien (huge influence), or even the real East India Company of old.

[Warbodog]

I like to think of the JMC as Dwarf’s own answer to ‘the company’, whether this being Weyland-Yutani from Alien (huge influence), or even the real East India Company of old.

I watched Outland (1981) when Paul Muller recommended it on here, definitely an influence on that background and Jupiter mining generally.

[pfm]

I like to think of the JMC as Dwarf’s own answer to ‘the company’, whether this being Weyland-Yutani from Alien (huge influence), or even the real East India Company of old.

I watched Outland (1981) when Paul Muller recommended it on here, definitely an influence on that background and Jupiter mining generally.

YES. As far as Peter Hyams’ sci-fi films go, Outland always seems to sneak under the radar, with Capricorn One and 2010 (the 2001 follow-up) being much more well-known. The overall look and feel of Outland owes a great deal to Alien, with some Dark Star thrown in for good measure. To say it wasn’t a huge influence on Red Dwarf, for various reasons (Jupiter mining, Io, no aliens, High Noon/Western themes in space, amongst others) would be a huge understatement.

[GlenTokyo]

Couple of Red Dwarf connections with Outland, Bill Pearson worked on it, and the spacesuits from series I were from Outland.

Video of Bill talking about it

[Jenuall]

JMC getting rid of the evidence is the sci-fi answer.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a Red Dwarf / Half-Life mashup.
“Arnold doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained technician. We’ve assured Captain Hollister that nothing will go wrong.”

“I never thought I’d see a Cadmium II explosion, let a lone create one!”

[pfm]

Couple of Red Dwarf connections with Outland, Bill Pearson worked on it, and the spacesuits from series I were from Outland.

Video of Bill talking about it

Heavenly.

[JEZZMUND]

Couple of Red Dwarf connections with Outland … Video of Bill talking about it

Interesting bit with Martin talking about being able to polish up Zinc plate primer – never occurred to me before.

[Phil]

Now I can’t stop thinking about a Red Dwarf / Half-Life mashup.

“We don’t go to Rimmerworld.”

[International Debris]

I think a first-person shooter set in the Red Dwarf universe, with a section set on Rimmerworld would be great fun.

[Jenuall]

Great idea except the first time the player fires a heat seeking bazookoid shot into an empty room their going to be in trouble!

[Ridley]

Or they could use the teleporter.

[Moonlight]

In The Inquisitor, Rimmer is initially wearing his green tunic for seemingly no reason. Then when the timeline shifts, he and Cat are in different costumes which includes Rimmer’s red tunic.

However, at the end of the episode when they are restored, they’re still wearing these alternate costumes (or in Rimmer’s case, his default costume). Does that represent a similar timeline shift as in Timeslides, that we’ve lost the original Rimmer and Cat and now we’re with these alternate versions?

Granted, Rimmer’s costume switch from green to red wouldn’t be nonsensical if The Inquisitor was shot first (but we’ve already had him in red for Holoship in the final order), because then it could represent an onscreen change of costume. I don’t remember if it was, but it’s a Juliet May episode to my memory so that could place it first.

I mean either way his H has already switched style by the beginning of the episode, and switching H’s from III/IV style to the serif V style would have totally sold the costume change a lot harder given that you’re looking at his face way more than his costume.

[Dave]

Does that represent a similar timeline shift as in Timeslides, that we’ve lost the original Rimmer and Cat and now we’re with these alternate versions?

No, all the Inquisitor’s changes are undone when he is removed from reality so that wouldn’t make sense.

[Moonlight]

Then that makes the alternative costumes remaining at the end confusing at best, and does absolutely nothing to explain why Rimmer’s costume change is backwards.

[Dave]

Why does the show need to explain Rimmer switching from the red to green costumes? It never explained why he suddenly started wearing the green uniform in III, and the red version is just a variation on that (which we already saw in Camille).

[Moonlight]

He never switches back to a previous series costume in the original run outside of this, which is a bit odd to begin with. But it’s less that and more using his standard costume as the new, “different” one to indicate a new timeline we’ve never seen before, with the costume he doesn’t wear anymore indicating the normal timeline. That’s exactly backwards to how you should do that. It’s just a bizarre choice and I can’t imagine the logic behind it.

Frankly in my opinion they should have introduced an entirely new costume he’s never worn before to indicate the separate timeline, much like Out of Time did. I think that would make the point infinitely better.

Y’know, in a show where most characters wear the same costume in every single episode with only occasional situational changes. I can’t think of a single other time Rimmer is just wearing an entirely different costume from normal with no situational explanation (i.e. his bathrobe we occasionally see at night or morning throughout the show).

But, and I’ve had backlash against presenting this argument before so I want to stress it, surely in a show where costumes are generally the same across a series or even multiple in a row, it doesn’t make sense to use that regular normal costume as a sign that something is different and use a different costume that he doesn’t wear anymore to indicate normality. I cannot see why you would choose to do it that way around vs. use the green (or a new costume) for the alternate timeline and his regular red for the normal timeline.

You can argue all you want that the way this change works makes perfect sense within the confines of that singular episode in of itself, but I really don’t get why you wouldn’t align the costumes with the rest of Series V. In the greater context of that series it’s a weird outlier.

[Dave]

I guess it might be something they didn’t do intentionally (like the softlight/hardlight costume thing in Gunmen) and it just inadvertently happened to confuse the timeline issue.

I think having it come after Holoship does solve the problem to a large extent though – it’s already clear that his red costume is now the standard costume.

[Warbodog]

Same thing happens in Star Trek’s ‘Yesterdays Enterprise’ when Geordi’s still inexplicably wearing the alternate uniform after they fix the timeline. I figured it was the same out-of-universe costume error. Or cryptic Inception-style twist.

[clem]

It’s perhaps worth pointing out that the green costume also appears in Holoship, on Murray. The Inquisitor was recorded before Holoship though, so I can’t imagine how that would have any bearing really.

[International Debris]

I always thought it was an error. I have a feeling I got that idea from something mentioned on one of the DVDs.

[Moonlight]

I rewatched the Series V doc and they don’t mention it.

[clem]

I always thought it was an error. I have a feeling I got that idea from something mentioned on one of the DVDs.

Are you thinking of Rimmer wearing the red costume at the beginning of Gunmen? That was a mistake, and Lister’s line about firing up the hard light drive was added at the last minute to explain it. That’s according to the Programme Guide, anyway. I don’t remember it being mentioned on the DVDs.

[International Debris]

I might be wrong. Maybe it’s on a commentary.

[pfm]

It amuses me how people are more bothered about Rimmer being in the green uniform (reason for that being, ‘The Inquisitor’ was supposed to be the first episode of series 5, and the idea was the green uniform denoted ‘normality’) than the dodginess of the opening crew scene; with Lister needlessly blathering on about the Trojans for way too long. Granted, there is the famous Kryten ‘die in bed, you Trojan pig-dog…’ line in that scene, so…whatever.

[Jenuall]

Was Lister in that scene, I thought it was just Craig Charles?

[Warbodog]

Maybe the red didn’t work under the green light of the inquisition scene. Would it just go black?

[Spaceworm Jim]

Lister’s comments about the Trojan war are a bit like one of the earlier chapters of Incompetence where Rob stops the story for a paragraph to make an observation about Captain Bligh which I don’t remember being related to the plot in any way. Also, spoiler alert if the titans eventually do a Bookcast on Incompetence and anyone here hasn’t read it, but it ends with a sentence that is a shameless pinching of a phrase from Gunmen of the Apocalypse. I hope I have not ruined Incompetence for anyone.

[Jenuall]

I really like Incompetence, it’s probably my favourite “non-Dwarf” thing that Rob has done.

[Spaceworm Jim]

I really enjoyed it too! The only time I felt like putting it down was the three or four chapters devoted to the main character getting on a train, but I carried on regardless.

[Warbodog]

I enjoyed Incompetence as a sheltered teenager, I can’t tell whether rereading would make it seem funnier and more insightful or just like middle-aged ranting.

Did y’all enjoy Colony? I ignored it for many years through entitled fan stupidity of presuming it was an exchange for more Red Dwarf. Eventually listened distractedly to the abridged audiobook on YouTube and mentally filed it in the bin alongside Terry Jones’s Douglas Adams’s Starship Titanic and that sixth Hitchhiker’s book, but I can’t remember anything about it and should give it a fairer shake.

Fat was alright.

[Jenuall]

I think I was early/mid-twenties when I read Incompetence, whether any of it would seem more insightful now is an interesting thought.

I mainly recall enjoying the absurd and yet almost believable nature of everything that happens. Some of it is ridiculous and yet at the same time feels like only a slight tweak to our current reality would leave us in a very similar world to the one Harry Salt finds himself in.

I remember finding Fat to be fine but it definitely didn’t grab me as much as I’d hoped

[Ben Saunders]

Depending on how long The Inquisitor has been at it for, having ALL of his work undone in the instant he dies would radically alter the universe we’re in, wouldn’t it? If he only Inquisited a dozen or so people, then not much would change, but there are legends and shit about him, so assumedly he’s changed at least hundreds of lives. Undoing all of that would mean that the pre-Inquisitor and post-Inquisitor realities would be starkly different, since all of the original people who got removed for failing to meet their own standards would be reinstated.

[International Debris]

It’s possible that so far he only Inquisited people born after Kryten was created, in which case the chance of him affecting the comparatively few human creations they’ve stumbled across would be reasonably low.

[Ben Saunders]

True. It’s also possible that the Inquisitor is self-perpetuating in that, once he’s “fixed” everybody, everybody’s environments and standards will have changed, so they will require a re-Inquisit to see if they’ve made the most of their new reality. And if they haven’t, the process could go on forever.

[Moonlight]

I’m asking Mike Reiss (who co-showran The Simpsons in 1992) on Twitter if he knows of which Simpsons writers worked on a draft of the American Red Dwarf pilot. This is very important.

[Moonlight]

He said Jeff Martin.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

J.F. Martin not Jeff Martin you gimboid

[Moonlight]

Now I’m asking Jeff Martin if he remembers anything interesting that happened during that time. I’m sleuthing.

[Dave]

This is your investigating feat.

[By Jove its holmes]

Just how long do Cat and Rimmer get to have fun with the spinal implanted Lister?

[Warbodog]

Are Rimmer’s swimming certificates as phony as his ‘Arnie Does It Best’ newspaper clippings and the promotions he tells his mum about?

The ‘reveal’ in Back to Reality that he can’t swim is ambiguous, not least for coming from someone who doesn’t exist, but is a gestalt of their anxieties. Rimmer mentions going swimming in the earlier episode, but he could be insecure about his lack of ability and failing to improve, as opposed to literally needing armbands.

[Pete Part Three]

>Just how long do Cat and Rimmer get to have fun with the spinal implanted Lister?

Well, Cat asks for a week.

>Are Rimmer’s swimming certificates as phony as his ‘Arnie Does It Best’ newspaper clippings and the promotions he tells his mum about?

I think the BSC and SSC are genuine, and Rimmer clings to them because they are a qualification. The absence of a GSC is probably the proof that they are genuine awards rather than something he’s fabricated.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

Yeah I’d agree with Pete. He is clinging to genuine achievement. It’d be less funny if it turned out he’d made that up too.

[Warbodog]

That was always my thinking, especially since the gag is that he’s using the initials to imply more meaningful honours, so those being fake in the first place wouldn’t really work.

I’ve always linked the Rimmer Experience line about swimming directly to those modest achievements too, as him capitalising on one of his few recognised skills, alongside being able to walk without requiring a zimmerframe.

He’s a compulsive liar, even to himself, but does normally go all in, like breaking the world running record.

Still.

[International Debris]

Yeah I’d agree with Pete. He is clinging to genuine achievement. It’d be less funny if it turned out he’d made that up too.

I’m sure there’ll be a bit in next month’s Last Human section where it turns out he’s made it up, then.

[q u i n n _ d r u m m e r]

In Me2 Holly is the one to question what BSc SSc stands for, and Lister is the one to tell him.

However Holly was the one to put the tape together so he ought to know, and I find it unlikely Rimmer would have ever told Lister what the letters stood for, had he even known to ask.

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