Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock

[Moonlight]

Now that embedding images isn’t a herculean task requiring a master’s degree in computer science, I figured we ought to finally have one of these on a site where such esoteric bullshit would be welcome.

I’ll start, because that’s how this sort of thread always works. Keep up.

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[Rudolph]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Dave]

[Nick R]

[RunawayTrain]

Watching The Last Outpost and a couple of lines made me think of Red Dwarf.
(Meme-it-so, not as good as the Smegadrive, Frinkiac or Morbotron, but better than nothing  https://memeit.so/ )

Also the Ferengi use what appear to be holo-whips!

[Warbodog]

[Warbodog]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

The timing was out and it aggravated my OCD.

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

[Flap Jack]

[Dave]

[Nick R]

[Warbodog]

[Frank Smeghammer]

[Warbodog]

There’s a much darker Bodyswap one, but I stopped myself.

[Nick R]

[Dave]

Demons & Angels: The Rob Grant Cut

[International Debris]

There’s a much darker Bodyswap one, but I stopped myself.

[Unrumble]

There’s a much darker Bodyswap one, but I stopped myself.

[Formica]

There’s a much darker Bodyswap one, but I stopped myself.

Struggled to pick the better punchline.

[Warbodog]

There’s a much darker Bodyswap one, but I stopped myself.

[Jonathan Capps]

A variation on a theme.

[Jonathan Capps]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[Nick R]

This (not by me) popped up on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedDwarf/comments/16ebwhf/found_this_in_a_simpsons_meme_group/

I like the idea, pretty good effort, but unfortunately it loses marks because the syllables don’t quite match up. In the first line “Rim-mer” doesn’t correspond to “Ha-ris-son”; you’d have to pronounce it as “Har’-son” to get it to fit the same rhythm.

For the second line, you can get the syllable count to match just by change “it’s” to “it has” – although I think the way the syllables are stressed is still awkwardly different:

“He’s ne-ver been mis-ta-ken for Yul Bryn-ner”

He al-ways gets pos-ted when it has been done.

[International Debris]

I think Harrison fits a lot better than the single syllable George as a replacement for Arnold, which basically only covers half the line.

[Moonlight]

For those of you not living in the Simpsons shitposting community, a Harrison is a meme that’s been done.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Thank you for that explanation, KT.

*BBC News stinger plays*

[Moonlight]

I think Harrison fits a lot better than the single syllable George as a replacement for Arnold, which basically only covers half the line.

That’s why you say George six times.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Okay hear me out

“George Ha-, George Ha-, George Ha-risson”

[clem]

Surely you’d sing George three times melismatically, lasting two notes each time, then Harrison in place of “-nold Rimmer”. 

[Dave]

But then the accent is on the “ris”!

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[clem]

But then the accent is on the “ris”!

[Moonlight]

[Unrumble]

[Moonlight]

[Flap Jack]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

He did do it, you know.

[Formica]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Bit harsh. But I guess love wasn’t all he needed.

[Dave]

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[Nick R]

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