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  • in reply to: Unanswered Questions #272370
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    I still can’t believe there was an episode called ‘Skipper’ that was about Rimmer Dimension Jumping and there wasn’t even a nod to Ace. 

    in reply to: Its Always Cold Outside On Red Dwarf #264272
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    What a wonderful idea, Red Dwarf and Its Always Sunny.

    The Gang End The Electric Crisis

    in reply to: people who “react” to RD on Youtube #264226
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    Hello all, member of the aforementioned forum here, though member here for a long time too (don’t post much I admit)

    I have to say the Goldfish Toes guy was nothing to do with us, we were spammed about a phantom screen recording too. I think there is an intermediary trying to Stoke the flames somewhere, posted an terrible lie about content on TURD relying to Seb (we’ve only ever expressed sympathy and linked to his GFM)

    The Deepfreeze guy I admit I dunno

    in reply to: A Red Dwarf, Alan Partridge Crossover? #264163
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    A Red Dwarf/Other sitcom crossover thread is the greatest idea ever.

    What about….It’s Always Sunny on Red Dwarf?
    The gang tries to create a teleporter to stop them having to walk to the bar and back for work each day but they balls it up and end up on Red Dwarf.
    Charlie and Kryten fight over janitorial duties, Dennis and Rimmer just sneer at everyone, Cat chases Dee around all day cos she’s a bird (LOL) Mac and Lister just drink beer and Frank and Holly argue about the rules of poker.
    At the end the Sunny gang are accidentally sucked out of an airlock and into a nearby sun, whereby Lister quips ‘Well they like it Sunny, but that didn’t look fun to me’ the other dwarfers chuckle and then completely forget they ever existed.
    Is there something wrong with me if I unironicly want this?

    No there is lots right with you

    in reply to: A Red Dwarf, Alan Partridge Crossover? #264132
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    A Red Dwarf/Other sitcom crossover thread is the greatest idea ever.

    What about….It’s Always Sunny on Red Dwarf?

    The gang tries to create a teleporter to stop them having to walk to the bar and back for work each day but they balls it up and end up on Red Dwarf.

    Charlie and Kryten fight over janitorial duties, Dennis and Rimmer just sneer at everyone, Cat chases Dee around all day cos she’s a bird (LOL) Mac and Lister just drink beer and Frank and Holly argue about the rules of poker.

    At the end the Sunny gang are accidentally sucked out of an airlock and into a nearby sun, whereby Lister quips ‘Well they like it Sunny, but that didn’t look fun to me’ the other dwarfers chuckle and then completely forget they ever existed.

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #218099
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    Enjoyed Samsara though its noticeable shorter than Twentica. I actually think the difficulty for the most part is about right, although that Karma hack was a doozy. I eventually did it without cheating though there was a bit more luck than judgement involved at the end.

    My advice to anyone struggling with ‘Find Rachel’ is that fortune favours the brave, don’t be too slow and timid.

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    The Epideme Virus was a chirpy fella.

    in reply to: hypothetically making the worst possible ep of RD #212080
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    First of all we see Lister and Kryten looking into the camera. Kryten says something about ‘if we’re successful Sir he’ll retain all memory blah blah blah’ basically they reboot Holly and he’s like he was in series 8. Rimmer annoys him so he gives him a pink perm which he has for the rest of the episode.

    Then they get a distress call, it turns out to be the Cat people who were on the other arc. Their ship is badly damaged and they need help repairing it. They come aboard and the cat is in heaven, amongst his own people, but gradually their vanity and selfishness starts to grate on him, he realises he’s changed and isn’t ashamed of it.

    There is then another distress signal, its from a lone escape pod, a Starbug one. Its Kill Crazy. He explains he stowed away in the captains pod by disguising himself as a pizza, they ask where he is now, Kill Crazy said he went crazy so he killed him. He asks how Red Dwarf is in tact. Lister tells him Rimmer had returned as Ace, crashing Wildfire through the science lab, spilling luck virus all over it which then caused all the other liquids to form into the antidote. Wildfire then came to a stop on top of Nano-Rimmer. Rimmer insists it was deliberate.

    Lister then tells him the Cat people are on board. He looks terrified and says ‘we have to get out of here’ ‘Why?’ says Lister, When suddenly there is a gun shot and he drops dead. The Cat people walk in and say ‘Because we’re secretly evil and after a while we kill everyone we meet’ The Red Dwarf Cat comes rushing in and says ‘oh my god what are you doing’ or something and they tell him to be quiet or he’ll die too, some of the cats then grab him to stop him intervening. The Cat with the gun then points it at Lister and says something like ‘Any last requests hahaha’ in an evil voice. Then suddenly he and all the other cats fall to the floor clutching their heads and writhing in agony.

    Holly comes on the screen and tells them all to groove on into the corridor. The door closes and we hear a whoosing sound and all the cats screeching. Holly explains that he played a sound only cats could hear and it was unbearable for them. He then jettisoned them (and Kill Crazy’s corpse) into space.

    Rimmer then asks how come it didn’t effect Red Dwarf Cat, Holly says ‘Blimey that was lucky, I didn’t think of that’ Kryten then says ‘It appears after all these years Mr Cat has become quite……human’ to which Cat replies ‘You’re wrong bud, after all these years I’ve become………a boy from the Dwarf’ and they all do the hand shaky thing with Holly wiggling his ears.

    There you have it, a Cat episode, a resolution to Series 8 and Holly’s back, isn’t that wonderful?

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