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  • #227949
    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

    #227950
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    No.

    #227951
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    what’s an iguana?

    #227962
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    according to the Red Dwarf RPG, rastafarian people.

    #227971
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Did Holly survive his computer rashes?

    #227973

    What does “smeg” mean?

    #227974
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    according to the Red Dwarf RPG, racist stereotypes.

    #227996
    flanl3
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    Did Cat ever find out what game the skeletons were really playing?

    #227998
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    what’s a worm do?

    #227999
    Warbodog
    Participant

    What “things?”

    #228000
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Have you quite finished being strange?

    #228003
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Why is Back to Earth?

    #228004
    Ridley
    Participant

    Did Cat ever find his singing tie-pin?

    #228005

    Would you like some toast?

    #228006
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    does it do boob jobs?

    #228017
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Would you like some seed?

    #228018

    But why male models?

    #228019

    Shit … wrong forum!

    #228041
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    and doing jigsaws??

    #228042
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Aliens used our big roll?

    #228054
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    so what is it?

    #228055
    clem
    Participant

    And what the hell’s happened to my teeth!?

    #228056
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, and then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink? Do you know what happens?

    #228057
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    and you are?

    #228058
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    anyone fancy a game of charades using just your nose, or is this a bad time?

    #228059
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    And where’s my Himalayan sea salt?

    #228060
    clem
    Participant

    Is Paris a kind of plaster?

    #228062
    flanl3
    Participant

    Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

    #228063
    Dave
    Participant

    Is this still the opening line?

    #228065

    Is this a 14b? Does it look even remotely like a 14b?

    #228066
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Why did no-one mention this before?

    #228067
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    See you in ten minutes?

    #228068
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    See you in ten minutes?.

    #228070
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    See you in ten minutes?…

    #228071
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Does mouse shit roll?

    #228072

    Have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?

    #228074
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    would you let a garbage truck driver drive YOUR rolls royce?

    #228078

    What is it?

    Now, you might be thinking this is an obvious one and something of a low hanging fruit, however it is in fact a different black number with completely different gold spangles …. I mean, it’s lacking the “so” therefore it’s from Stasis Leak not White Hole.

    #228079
    clem
    Participant

    Could you spot him in a parade?

    #228081
    Hamish
    Participant

    What do you mean, you “killed him, cha-cha-cha?!”

    #228082

    What’s the square root of 2049?

    #228083
    clem
    Participant

    Can I breathe?

    #228085
    Dave
    Participant

    Have you ever heard of an animal called the Iranian jerd?

    #228086
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    so what happened to the Despair quid?

    #228087

    He doesn’t want me long johns does he?

    #228088
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    What’s in it for him smashing up the medical unit?

    #228089

    Your chair is screwed down, isn’t it Kryten?

    #228090
    flanl3
    Participant

    Did Todhunter ever actually, in Lister’s terms, “get down”?

    #228091
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Does Birdman also really like instant custard?

    #228092
    Dave
    Participant

    Have you done my leg yet?

    #228097
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    So that thing’s spewing time back into the universe?

    #228100
    flanl3
    Participant

    Would you mind blowing into this criticizer for me?

    #228106
    Hamish
    Participant

    Is that you mother?

    #228107
    Dave
    Participant

    I said what?

    #228108
    Ridley
    Participant

    How can we chaaange what’s happening?

    #228110
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston?

    #228111
    clem
    Participant

    Where’s the bright side?

    #228112

    Am I still me? In fact who is eating this chicken? What the hell is going on?

    #228113
    Dave
    Participant

    Can I smell perfume?

    #228114
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    The Theory of Relativity is… what is the Theory of Relativity?

    #228116

    Cat! What are you dooooooing?

    #228117
    Dave
    Participant

    How do I get two babies?

    #228118
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    What, you mean like persuade Dustin Hoffman not to make Ishtar?

    #228119
    Dave
    Participant

    Didn’t they get to number six with ‘Baby I Want Your Love Thing’?

    #228121

    I mean, what the smeg does “Howdy doodly do” mean?

    #228122
    clem
    Participant

    What do you want on your cornflakes, darlin’?

    #228123

    Remember last Easter, twelve months ago to the day, the Polymorph?

    #228125
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Flaw?

    #228126
    Dave
    Participant

    Haven’t you ever travelled interstellar?

    #228127
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    And what the hell’s happened to my hair?

    #228129

    You can tell all that just from a photograph?

    #228130
    Dave
    Participant

    Vi parolas Espekanton, Kapitano Rimmer?

    #228132

    Where’s the bomb?

    #228137
    By Jove its holmes
    Participant

    That’s why we’re becoming so hopelessly outnumbered!

    #228139
    Dave
    Participant

    Oh, you ruined it.

    #228142

    Can one of the G&T team remove By Jove’s comment and we can just pretend this didn’t happen?

    Er, I mean …

    Are you a doctor?

    #228143
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    how is that a happy ending?

    #228145
    flanl3
    Participant

    Where’s the cat?

    #228146

    What cat?

    #228147
    Dave
    Participant

    Shouldn’t you be in the greenhouse with the rest of the cantaloupes?

    #228148
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    You call those triangular sandwiches?

    #228149
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior technician as a smeghead?

    #228152

    What do you want, the long or the short version?

    #228154
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    But I will still have control?

    #228156
    Jimboid
    Participant

    You know who he married?..

    oop, me braces have just bust.

    #228157

    What is the nearest moon to Earth?

    #228158
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Sir, is it possible you made a mis-smelling?

    #228160
    Dave
    Participant

    What is a spectrum? What is a red one? Why is it red?
    And why is it so frequently linked with quasars?

    What the hell is a quasar?

    #228161
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Nothing else less to burn?

    #228162
    Dave
    Participant

    That pays for the hat, now what about the insult?

    #228168
    Hamish
    Participant

    I’m a totally ruthless amoral killing machine so why, in the name of all that’s putrid, don’t you believe I’m serious?

    #228170

    You mean you’ve been playing the prat version of Rummer? For all this time? For four years?!

    #228172
    flanl3
    Participant

    You monkeys eat off the floor? Ain’t you got no style or sophistication?

    #228173
    Dave
    Participant

    I couldn’t buy it, then?

    #228175
    Hamish
    Participant

    What d’you mean, “kind of?”

    #228176
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Well it’s obvious what gets eaten last then, isn’t it?

    #228178

    What about me old man what happens to meeeee?

    #228180
    Hamish
    Participant

    Has anyone got a poppadom the size of Lake Michigan?

    #228182
    By Jove its holmes
    Participant

    Why was quoting Lincoln from Meltdown, bad?

    #228183
    Dave
    Participant

    Well, you can work it out, what’s the craft’s inertia rating?

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