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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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    Pete Part Three
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    No.

    #227951
    Dollar Pound
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    what’s an iguana?

    #227962
    bloodteller
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    according to the Red Dwarf RPG, rastafarian people.

    #227971
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Did Holly survive his computer rashes?

    #227973

    What does “smeg” mean?

    #227974
    Plastic Percy
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    according to the Red Dwarf RPG, racist stereotypes.

    #227996
    flanl3
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    Did Cat ever find out what game the skeletons were really playing?

    #227998
    Dollar Pound
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    what’s a worm do?

    #227999
    Warbodog
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    What “things?”

    #228000
    Ben Saunders
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    Have you quite finished being strange?

    #228003
    Pete Part Three
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    Why is Back to Earth?

    #228004
    Ridley
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    Did Cat ever find his singing tie-pin?

    #228005

    Would you like some toast?

    #228006
    Dollar Pound
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    does it do boob jobs?

    #228017
    Pete Part Three
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    Would you like some seed?

    #228018

    But why male models?

    #228019

    Shit … wrong forum!

    #228041
    Dollar Pound
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    and doing jigsaws??

    #228042
    Ben Saunders
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    Aliens used our big roll?

    #228054
    bloodteller
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    so what is it?

    #228055
    clem
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    And what the hell’s happened to my teeth!?

    #228056
    Pete Part Three
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    And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, and then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink? Do you know what happens?

    #228057
    Dollar Pound
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    and you are?

    #228058
    bloodteller
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    anyone fancy a game of charades using just your nose, or is this a bad time?

    #228059
    Stephen Abootman
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    And where’s my Himalayan sea salt?

    #228060
    clem
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    Is Paris a kind of plaster?

    #228062
    flanl3
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    Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

    #228063
    Dave
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    Is this still the opening line?

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    Is this a 14b? Does it look even remotely like a 14b?

    #228066
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Why did no-one mention this before?

    #228067
    Pete Part Three
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    See you in ten minutes?

    #228068
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    See you in ten minutes?.

    #228070
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    See you in ten minutes?…

    #228071
    Jimboid
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    Does mouse shit roll?

    #228072

    Have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?

    #228074
    bloodteller
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    would you let a garbage truck driver drive YOUR rolls royce?

    #228078

    What is it?

    Now, you might be thinking this is an obvious one and something of a low hanging fruit, however it is in fact a different black number with completely different gold spangles …. I mean, it’s lacking the “so” therefore it’s from Stasis Leak not White Hole.

    #228079
    clem
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    Could you spot him in a parade?

    #228081
    Hamish
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    What do you mean, you “killed him, cha-cha-cha?!”

    #228082

    What’s the square root of 2049?

    #228083
    clem
    Participant

    Can I breathe?

    #228085
    Dave
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    Have you ever heard of an animal called the Iranian jerd?

    #228086
    bloodteller
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    so what happened to the Despair quid?

    #228087

    He doesn’t want me long johns does he?

    #228088
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    What’s in it for him smashing up the medical unit?

    #228089

    Your chair is screwed down, isn’t it Kryten?

    #228090
    flanl3
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    Did Todhunter ever actually, in Lister’s terms, “get down”?

    #228091
    Warbodog
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    Does Birdman also really like instant custard?

    #228092
    Dave
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    Have you done my leg yet?

    #228097
    Ben Saunders
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    So that thing’s spewing time back into the universe?

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