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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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    Hamish
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    Yeah, Brent. Why don’t you look Fitzy’s grandma in the eye and give her one good reason this town can’t build a great big dirty hoe?

    #229719
    cwickham
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    What if something heavy fell on you? Like a church?

    #229720
    Dave
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    Are you the Judean People’s Front?

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    Taiwan Tony
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    Are you sure these aren’t Terry Scott’s winners?

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    Pete Part Three
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    Why would we need two cups?

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    si
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    Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?

    #229730
    Jawscvmcdia
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    Zappady Zap Zap Double D.

    #229731
    Dave
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    Are we the baddies?

    #229732
    Taiwan Tony
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    Are you suggesting… eating my mother?

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    cwickham
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    Hey, uh… What was the purpose of life, anyway?

    #229734
    Ian Symes
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    Is your wife a goer, eh?

    #229735
    Dave
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    Quiet bat-people?

    #229736
    Warbodog
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    Hello, hello? What’s going on? What’s all this shouting?

    #229737
    Pete Part Three
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    Nancy? NANCY TAYLOR?

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    Dave
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    Would you like an opal fruit?

    #229739
    Ben Saunders
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    Listen, if someone who knew the future pointed out a child to you and told you that that child would grow up totally evil, to be a ruthless dictator who would destroy millions of lives, could you then kill that child?

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    Warbodog
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    Can I have a P please, Bob?

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    cwickham
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    Is she really going out with him? Is she really going to take him home tonight?

    #229744
    Taiwan Tony
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    Would you care for a rat, or…?

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    Warbodog
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    What’s the deal with lampshades? I mean, if it’s a lamp, why do you want shade?

    #229752
    Pete Part Three
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    Everything’s bottoms, isn’t it?

    #229757
    Ben Saunders
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    What about Gnasty Gnorc? I’m going after him!

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    cwickham
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    You claim you once accidentally bought a horse, am I right?

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    Moonlight
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    Can I Borrow a Feeling?

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    clem
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    What does a yellow light mean?

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    Dave
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    WhitburyNewtownLeisureCentrehowmayIhelpyou?

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    cwickham
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    Can you see an old dirty floorcloth by the door?

    #229804
    Warbodog
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    Is this some kind of bust?

    #229820
    Taiwan Tony
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    Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?!

    #229839
    clem
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    Is she saying “shit” or “ship”?

    #229840
    Ben Saunders
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    What’s heavier, a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?

    #229844
    Taiwan Tony
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    CLARENCE BEEKS??!

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    clem
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    What kind of a situation could possibly require either a radio-controlled wheelchair or a pair of joke arms?

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    Ridley
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    Her?

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    Dave
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    Where in shitting crikey is my nose?

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    Warbodog
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    Do you dig graves?

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    Taiwan Tony
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    Is Ted Danson?

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    bloodteller
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    Does mouse shit roll?

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    Plastic Percy
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    Who the fuck is Clive Warren?

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    cwickham
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    It’s insoluble, to man or machine. W, h, y, question mark. Why?

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    Ben Saunders
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    How many roads must a man walk down?

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    cwickham
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    Where do broken hearts go?

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    Taiwan Tony
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    Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

    #230023
    cwickham
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    Is she really going out with him?

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    Dave
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    Listen! Do you smell something?

    #230035
    Pete Part Three
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    Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

    #230036
    Taiwan Tony
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    How do you know so much about swallows?

    #230051
    si
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    Adeddyboddygoddabokoorandood?

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    Pete Part Three
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    Who is Eric Cartman’s father?

    #230059
    Ian Symes
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    Tom Spotley? When?

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