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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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  • #228100
    flanl3
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    Would you mind blowing into this criticizer for me?

    #228106
    Hamish
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    Is that you mother?

    #228107
    Dave
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    I said what?

    #228108
    Ridley
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    How can we chaaange what’s happening?

    #228110
    Pete Part Three
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    Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston?

    #228111
    clem
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    Where’s the bright side?

    #228112

    Am I still me? In fact who is eating this chicken? What the hell is going on?

    #228113
    Dave
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    Can I smell perfume?

    #228114
    Flap Jack
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    The Theory of Relativity is… what is the Theory of Relativity?

    #228116

    Cat! What are you dooooooing?

    #228117
    Dave
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    How do I get two babies?

    #228118
    Flap Jack
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    What, you mean like persuade Dustin Hoffman not to make Ishtar?

    #228119
    Dave
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    Didn’t they get to number six with ‘Baby I Want Your Love Thing’?

    #228121

    I mean, what the smeg does “Howdy doodly do” mean?

    #228122
    clem
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    What do you want on your cornflakes, darlin’?

    #228123

    Remember last Easter, twelve months ago to the day, the Polymorph?

    #228125
    Warbodog
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    Flaw?

    #228126
    Dave
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    Haven’t you ever travelled interstellar?

    #228127
    Ben Saunders
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    And what the hell’s happened to my hair?

    #228129

    You can tell all that just from a photograph?

    #228130
    Dave
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    Vi parolas Espekanton, Kapitano Rimmer?

    #228132

    Where’s the bomb?

    #228137

    That’s why we’re becoming so hopelessly outnumbered!

    #228139
    Dave
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    Oh, you ruined it.

    #228142

    Can one of the G&T team remove By Jove’s comment and we can just pretend this didn’t happen?

    Er, I mean …

    Are you a doctor?

    #228143
    bloodteller
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    how is that a happy ending?

    #228145
    flanl3
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    Where’s the cat?

    #228146

    What cat?

    #228147
    Dave
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    Shouldn’t you be in the greenhouse with the rest of the cantaloupes?

    #228148
    Stephen Abootman
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    You call those triangular sandwiches?

    #228149
    Ben Saunders
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    Do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior technician as a smeghead?

    #228152

    What do you want, the long or the short version?

    #228154
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    But I will still have control?

    #228156
    Jimboid
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    You know who he married?..

    oop, me braces have just bust.

    #228157

    What is the nearest moon to Earth?

    #228158
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Sir, is it possible you made a mis-smelling?

    #228160
    Dave
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    What is a spectrum? What is a red one? Why is it red?
    And why is it so frequently linked with quasars?

    What the hell is a quasar?

    #228161
    Jimboid
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    Nothing else less to burn?

    #228162
    Dave
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    That pays for the hat, now what about the insult?

    #228168
    Hamish
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    I’m a totally ruthless amoral killing machine so why, in the name of all that’s putrid, don’t you believe I’m serious?

    #228170

    You mean you’ve been playing the prat version of Rummer? For all this time? For four years?!

    #228172
    flanl3
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    You monkeys eat off the floor? Ain’t you got no style or sophistication?

    #228173
    Dave
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    I couldn’t buy it, then?

    #228175
    Hamish
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    What d’you mean, “kind of?”

    #228176
    Ben Saunders
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    Well it’s obvious what gets eaten last then, isn’t it?

    #228178

    What about me old man what happens to meeeee?

    #228180
    Hamish
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    Has anyone got a poppadom the size of Lake Michigan?

    #228182

    Why was quoting Lincoln from Meltdown, bad?

    #228183
    Dave
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    Well, you can work it out, what’s the craft’s inertia rating?

    #228184

    I don’t know!

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