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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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  • #228186
    Warbodog
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    Is something amiss?

    #228188

    What does this mean? What does any of this mean?

    #228192
    si
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    Would you put it back together when you’d finished?

    #228194
    Hamish
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    > Why was quoting Lincoln from Meltdown, bad?

    No, it’s a question, all right? Are you ready?

    #228195
    Ben Saunders
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    Stopping distances. You’re traveling half the speed of light, what is the stopping distance?

    #228197
    bloodteller
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    you’re going to put these cigarettes back, aren’t you?

    #228201
    Plastic Percy
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    mish?

    #228205
    clem
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    Who’s the beautifully delicious, stunningly gorgeous computer?

    #228206
    Stephen Abootman
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    Umm… has anybody seen my legs?

    #228208
    Dave
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    How simple do you want this?

    #228210

    YOU WANT KETCHUP?

    #228215
    clem
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    Did someone just turn over two pages at once?

    #228216
    Jawscvmcdia
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    The luck virus, maybe we can get out of this mess!

    #228221
    Dave
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    Excuse me Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?

    #228223
    Jawscvmcdia
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    You are the sunshine of my life. Ooooh. That’s why I’ll always be around.

    #228224
    Ben Saunders
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    Is your name Seb P?

    #228225
    Warbodog
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    Sprouts Mexicane?

    #228226

    What things?

    #228227
    Dave
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    Would it make any difference if it was… houmous?

    #228228
    Ben Saunders
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    What. Is. Hap. Pening.

    #228229

    I’m a what?!

    #228230

    Or was it the system?

    #228231
    Jawscvmcdia
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    Welcome to the tank.

    #228233
    Pete Part Three
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    When is the Blue Midget page going to be updated?

    #228238

    You never learn do you?

    #228239
    Dave
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    Oh, what is that fragrance? It smells divine.

    #228240

    Can I get you anything, tea, coffee, packet of three?

    #228241
    flanl3
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    Sex?

    #228244
    Dave
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    The Series 4000 isn’t waterproof, is it?

    #228245

    Cat man are you coming or are you going to sit around and preen yourself all day?

    #228246
    Pete Part Three
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    What is a foaming twat?

    #228247
    Ben Saunders
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    I was asleep, okay?

    #228249
    Plastic Percy
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    Somebody save us, before I wet me kecks!

    #228250

    Why have I got male sexual organs?

    #228254
    Dave
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    Giving me my gauntlet back?

    #228256
    Hamish
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    You walked across half the known world for eight lemons?

    #228257
    Stephen Abootman
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    Aren’t you happy being a rock star? Is the constant demand of them groupies getting you down?

    #228261
    Pete Part Three
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    You call this happiness? Surrounded by toadying lackeys and paid sycophants? Living with a love goddess, sex-bomb model megastar. You call this contentment? Y’know, I stand here now, and I look at the two of us, and I ask one simple question: who is the rich man? You, with your fifty-eight houses, your private island in the Bahamas, your multi-billion pound business empire, or me, with…with…with what I’ve got?

    It’s you; isn’t it?

    #228263

    Ya ever seen the Flintstones?

    #228264
    Hamish
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    Why do women always leave me for total smegheads? Why do they dump me for men who wear turtleneck sweaters and smoke a pipe?

    #228265
    Dave
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    Have you seen the size of an egg? And you’ve seen the size of a chicken’s bum?

    #228266
    Pete Part Three
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    But was it an accident?

    #228280
    Ben Saunders
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    Can you see this?

    #228286

    So am I right in thinking I could get a major nuclear explosion all over
    this suit?

    #228294
    si
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    Yes, God?

    #228296
    Ben Saunders
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    With a sheep and a cow?

    #228297
    Pete Part Three
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    You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren’t you, eh?

    #228298
    Dave
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    Taiwan’s a bit Chinesey?

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    bloodteller
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    Drambuie?

    #228303

    Is there anything we can do, can we help?

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