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  • #228514
    flanl3
    Participant

    Do you do the whole introduce yourself thing?

    #228515
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    So that thing’s spewing time back into the universe?

    #228516
    Hamish
    Participant

    What time phenomena?

    #228518
    Dave
    Participant

    The hundred years’ war?!

    #228519

    Rock rock rock rock rock. You know what they got me doing?

    #228529

    What does ‘smeg’ mean?

    #228530
    Hamish
    Participant

    Perhaps you’d like to explain to me why it is that every major battle in history has been won by the side with the shortest haircuts?

    #228533
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    You’re going to supper with some removal men and a group of people suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

    #228534
    Dave
    Participant

    And you know *why* we can’t hear anything?

    #228539
    Hamish
    Participant

    You’re unhappy, aren’t you?

    #228545
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Die? Do you think he’d write and tell you?

    #228550
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    Put it on your head, it makes your hair stand on end.

    #228553
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Tot?

    #228560
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Enig?

    #228564
    Dave
    Participant

    Do you know what it is about Lister that really makes me want to puke?

    #228566
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Pasta? Are you sick?

    #228575
    Moonlight
    Participant

    We’re talking enamel.

    #228582

    SKATEBOARD! How old were you?

    #228594
    Hamish
    Participant

    Wait a minute! How did they open the car door?

    #228595
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So, what, do you have other people round, give ’em a sherry, and invite them to watch you snuff it?

    #228596
    Dave
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    What’s that poem?

    #228597
    si
    Participant

    Where’s your loose leaf files?

    #228607
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Big?!

    #228614
    Hamish
    Participant

    We’re still in deep space, sir, only now we’re in deep space in the 15th century. Isn’t it wonderful?

    #228618
    Ben Saunders
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    What was it Shakespeare said?

    #228620
    Warbodog
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    Would you steal verruca cream from a man with no feet?

    #228687
    Hamish
    Participant

    Have you seen a man who’s lost his luggage, about 5 foot 10, mousy hair?

    #228688
    Dave
    Participant

    Pray, what do you call it?

    #228691
    Ridley
    Participant

    Perhaps you woud like to join us on a turn round the forest and later have tea in Mr. Bingley’s gazebo?

    #228695
    Ben Saunders
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    So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you’re telling me you’re all completely sane?

    #228698
    Warbodog
    Participant

    What do I do now, dad?

    #228728
    Dave
    Participant

    Me! Who did you think, Pat Boone?

    #228731
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So that’s it? What, we some kinda… red dwarf?

    #229042
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    A whole hog? Like it wasn’t hard enough getting a whole cow?

    #229043
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    sir, up ahead. the captain and the crew! should i program the ship to slow down so they can board?

    #229044
    Warbodog
    Participant

    What’s dead and dead and dead all over?

    #229045
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    Why did you say that name? Mr. Gazpacho?! Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

    #229048
    Hamish
    Participant

    What – so he’s just some old bum who pushes around a pram full of string?

    #229078
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Oh, have we got a video?

    #229079

    You didn’t think this was about getting out of here did you?

    #229082
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    So you mean nothing’s been real since then? Blue Midget? The Ground Controller? None of that was real? You mean after all this, I still haven’t got a date??

    #229084

    You’re travelling twice the speed of light, what is the stopping distance?

    #229085
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    And the thinking time?

    #229086
    Dave
    Participant

    Plead you do how?

    #229087
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Call me paranoid, but you don’t think they were these Psiren dude things, do you?

    #229088

    What d’ya think of Betty?

    #229089
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    You haven’t been to the medibay to get this virus off, have you?

    #229090

    Would you like to join me, Mr Rimmer?!!

    #229094
    Hamish
    Participant

    A Fallopian tube is a musical instrument, true or false? True?

    #229097
    Warbodog
    Participant

    You’ve got no magnificence in your soul, have you, Rimmer?

    #229104
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Why red?

    #229111
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    What’s going down in groove town then?

    #229112
    Hamish
    Participant

    What do you think I am, a holiday villa in the Algarve?

    #229113
    Dave
    Participant

    You’d risk your lives for me?

    #229115
    Warbodog
    Participant

    That’s as well as maybe, but have you seen this? ..|..

    #229117
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    What are you gonna do, leave a horse’s head made out of marzipan in my bed?

    #229118
    Warbodog
    Participant

    This is fun, are you mad?

    #229119
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    But how’d’ya do that, Hol?

    #229122
    Dave
    Participant

    But how’d’ya do that, Hol?

    #229124
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    I could have invented a new theory of quantum mechanics instead of saying that, it’s just not right.

    #229146
    Hamish
    Participant

    You never learn, do you?

    #229251
    Dave
    Participant

    What is this, cabaret? Entertainment while you eat?

    #229252
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Would you watch a Red Dwarf cartoon?

    #229296
    Dave
    Participant

    How can the same smeg happen to the same guy twice?

    #229299
    si
    Participant

    Oh ay, we did, didn’t we?

    #229301

    How did they open the car door?

    #229303
    Dave
    Participant

    Where’d you get it, Titan?

    Don’t you realise that that thing could be carrying anything?

    Don’t you remember what happened on the Oregon with the rabbits?

    #229308
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Well, you’d better find out, hadn’t you? It’s obviously beyond me, I’ve got more teeth than brain cells, remember?

    #229325
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    What are you rebelling against?

    #229327
    Dave
    Participant

    But that was you sir, last week, don’t you remember?

    #229330
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Remember Argyle Somerfield, the old movie star?

    #229332
    Dave
    Participant

    Well, Sartre, we don’t like existentialists around here, and we certainly don’t like French philosophers poncing around in their black polo-necks filling everyone’s heads with their theories about the bleakness of existence and the absurdity of the cosmos, clear?

    #229337
    Warbodog
    Participant

    What happened to him, his voice finally break?

    #229339
    Dave
    Participant

    Didn’t it strike you as curious that Hitler didn’t really look very much like Hitler?

    #229340
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    I knew it didn’t smell right. Oh my god!

    #229350
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    Power Ketchup, get it?

    What’s to get?

    Power sauuuuuuuuce.

    #229353
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    You got that?

    #229368

    What’s to stop us going back to the Gemini 12 and picking it up all over again?

    #229373
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Let me think of a cogent paradigm…

    #229377
    Moonlight
    Participant

    And basically that’s the gag.

    #229379
    Dave
    Participant

    Have you been trying to explain about our future selves again, sir?

    #229381
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Now that I am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised?

    #229435
    Dave
    Participant

    My god, are you going to take a flying leap?

    #229459

    Gambling with BEGGs? You’ve been gambling with BEGGs?! Those garbage-munchers!

    #229474
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    What’s wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?

    #229487
    cwickham
    Participant

    What, moves move?

    #229488
    Dave
    Participant

    Was he Swedish?

    #229489
    Hamish
    Participant

    What’s a lemon?

    #229490
    cwickham
    Participant

    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    #229491
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    What about us brain-dead slobs?

    #229545
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Were you sent here by the devil?

    #229547
    Dave
    Participant

    What’s it called?

    #229557
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    What the hell are you doin’, Shirley?

    #229572
    cwickham
    Participant

    What the hell are you doing with my money in your house, Fred?

    #229573
    Hamish
    Participant

    Who keeps the metric system down?

    #229576
    Dave
    Participant

    Can’t someone else do it?

    #229583
    cwickham
    Participant

    Okay, Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?

    #229586
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

    #229588
    cwickham
    Participant

    What’s the difference between Victor Meldrew and a chef who keeps dropping his pancakes?

    #229589
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

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