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  • #223976
    flanl3
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    RED:

    Lister really feels the passion flowing now that Rimmer is gone, so Kryten tries to calm his libido by making him go through a simulation

    #223977
    flanl3
    Participant

    I DID NOT CLICK THE BUTTON. HE WENT THROUGH A SIMULATION FULL OF RIMMERS TO CALM HIS BONER.

    #223978
    cwickham
    Participant

    Green: The Dwarfers all join the Green Party. There’s then an election of some kind because apparently that’s now a running joke I’m doing.

    #223979
    cwickham
    Participant

    Yellow: Something to do with piss probably

    #223981
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    I DID NOT CLICK THE BUTTON. HE WENT THROUGH A SIMULATION FULL OF RIMMERS TO CALM HIS BONER.

    nice title – what happens in this one?

    #223982
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    You guys have been…busy.

    Anyway.

    ‘Hanks for the Memory’

    Rimmer and Cat sit down to watch the 1998 romantic comedy ‘You’ve got Mail’. Afterwards, an argument ensues over Tom Hank’s AOL chatroom screen-name.

    Cat is convinced it’s ‘NY153’, while Rimmer is certain it’s ‘NY135’. They decide to rewind the VHS tape and check, but it get caught in the spool and is irreparably damaged.

    They realise that they have destroyed the only copy of ‘You’ve Got Mail’ in the Universe – but the crew manage to find a functioning time drive on a nearby derelict and travel back to Los Angeles, 1997 where they sneak into the Warner Bros production office, intending to steal a shooting script for the movie.

    On the way in they accidentally push Tom Hanks out of a sixth storey window and he falls to his death. The production is cancelled and consequently the crew return to a timeline where ‘You’ve Got Mail’ was never released at all.

    Everyone stands around looking confused. Roll credits.

    #223983
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    PINK

    lister puts a pink mask on and no one says anything. then johnny vegas puts on a pink hat and everyone totally freaks out

    #223984
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    ORANGE

    alternative title to LEMONS come up with by kryten

    #223985
    Hamish
    Participant

    APPLES

    The Dwarfers briefly travel to 23 AD Britain without any needless trips to India.

    #223986
    Dave
    Participant

    CASSANDREX

    In what is by far the best episode of series VIII, the crew encounter a computer that is able to predict EXACTLY when each of them will next need toilet roll.

    #223987
    cwickham
    Participant

    ONLY THE GOODOCRACY: An election is held amongst the inmates in the Tank to see who should become Big Meat’s prison bitch.

    #223988
    Dave
    Participant

    THANKS FOR THE KIPPER

    Ace Rimmer is incredibly grateful when someone finally bothers to actually smoke him a kipper, as requested. Keeping up his side of the bargain, he returns promptly in time for breakfast.

    #223989
    Dave
    Participant

    CREPIDEME

    Lister encounters a sentient pancake who speaks with a really annoying accent that makes you want to put your foot through the television every time it speaks.

    #223990
    cwickham
    Participant

    SMOKE ME A KIPPER

    Nigel Farage is burnt at the stake.

    #223991
    pfm
    Participant

    The actual twat is happening??????

    ANAL-MEAD & HYMEN

    Lister and the crew become trapped in a VR simulation of a deranged message board from the early 21st Century, brought to life, where the posters’ every whim (and, indeed, quim) are met, not unlike a certain total-immersion videogame from a previous encounter. However, this time, instead of his own warped psyche putting the Dwarfers in danger, Rimmer finds himself at the mercy of the deeply depraved Doom-mongers while Lister wonders why everyone suddenly needs a slash…meanwhile, the Cat rolls around in his own doings to avoid passing the smell test and Kryten manages to break out of the board only to find himself in a place where the horrors multiply tenfold…mumsnet. :o

    #223992
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    DIMENSION KRUMP- lister gets so into freestyle street dancing that he is able to cross dimensions, somehow. now its up to the dwarfers to learn how to krump

    #223993
    Rubber
    Participant

    ‘Glue’

    Still reeling from the untimely death of her troubled teenage son, Doc Newton channels her energies into an outreach programme designed to deter solvent abuse among the young on board ship. After Captain Hollister refuses to fund the programme, Newton tirelessly takes on all the extra work herself, giving up evenings and weekends to speak to youth groups, spread awareness and counsel substance abusers face to face. Six months later, her efforts have not made the slightest difference to the levels of solvent abuse on board ship, except to raise further awareness of it as a mildly distracting recreational pasttime and introducing new demographics to the hobby. Completely discouraged, and still struggling to cope with Ryan’s overdose, she slashes her wrists in the main water tank. Meanwhile, Cat and Kryten’s enamel pin collecting becomes a little TOO competitive!

    #223994
    cwickham
    Participant

    Meanwhile, Cat and Kryten’s enamel pin collecting becomes a little TOO competitive!

    The awful thing is that this genuinely was a subplot in a later-day Simpsons episode from a few years back.

    #223995
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    ONLY THE FOOD…- red dwarf is slowly being eaten away by a highly corrosive microbe so hollister evacuates alone with all the ship’s food supplies, leaving the rest of the crew to either starve to death or get eaten by the microbe.

    luckily hollister comes back a day later. he has eaten all the food supplies but is still hungry and so proceeds to devour the microbe, the crew, and himself. the status quo is restored. now it’s up to the dwarfers to just carry on like VIII never even happened

    #223998
    clem
    Participant

    THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE’S FRIGHTENED

    Halloween special guest starring Marek Larwood as Sandy the Astro-ghost.

    #224001
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    BACK IN THE UNFED- captain hollister goes on a diet in the secret hopes that doug will stop treating him like a walking fat joke

    guest starring ardal o hanlon

    #224027
    Dave
    Participant

    CACK IN THE BED: PART ONE

    After a heavy night of curry and lager, an ageing Lister wakes up to discover that his bowels have evacuated during the night.

    #224028
    Dave
    Participant

    BRYNNERWORLD

    When the glue attaching Chris Barrie’s wig to his head comes unstuck, Rimmer starts being regularly mistaken for Yul Brynner, as he is bald, and his head glimmers.

    #224029
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Mika to Ride

    The crew travel to 2006 and teach popstar Mika how to ride a pony. Meanwhile, Red Dwarf blows up and everyone dies.

    #224030
    Dave
    Participant

    PALARREL UNIVERSE

    The crew travel to an alternate dimension where they are all female, and discover that this version of Red Dwarf also has a racist-accented vending machine.

    #224032
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    CAN OF WORDS- lister eats some alphabetti spaghetti

    #224033
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Thanks for the Vasectomy

    Lister decides that he’s done such a bad job of bringing himself up, that the responsible thing to do is to have an operation and stop having any more children. Unfortunately, his son takes the news as a slight on his character and runs off, telling himself he wishes he’d never been born.

    #224034
    clem
    Participant

    FAN OF WORMS

    Lister becomes addicted to the video game Worms. Meanwhile Kryten’s bum falls off.

    #224035
    clem
    Participant

    Sport Relief sketch. Rimmer finally gets his Gold swimming certificate with the help of special guest star Duncan Goodhew.

    #224036
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    A Spooky Affair

    While participating in the Johnny Sands Dance Game Show at the local TV station, the Dwarfers encounter a phantom made of wax, who steals a safe full of money and kidnaps the station manager. Is the phantom a hoax, or the result of a curse of an old employee seeking revenge? It’s the first one. Obviously.

    #224037
    Rubber
    Participant

    ‘Semen and Dangles’

    The semen-producing members of the crew stop producing semen in their dangles. As a consequence Kryten has far less to do. Meanwhile, Kochanski starts producing semen in her melons.

    #224038
    Rubber
    Participant

    D Hen A

    It’s Holly’s hen night and the gals are out on the town like a pack of rabid jackals, but tensions and womanny rivalries look set to make the night memorable for all the WRONG reasons! Harrison still blames Carole Brown for Todhunter’s suicide attempt, but will she finally let on? Aniter, Hologram Camille and Sim Crawford have a strict ‘no men’ pact for the night, but Hologram Camille’s recent realisations about her sexuality lead her into an enlightening encounter with Natalina Pushkin instead. Nirvanah Crane still hasn’t forgiven Doc Newton for misdiagnosing her cervical cancer, but will she make good on her threat to report the troubled doctor for malpractice – and is tonight the night to do it? In the ladies’ toilets, Holly herself isn’t even sure if she’s ready for marriage, or even if she still wants to be a woman. Will a heart-to-heart with Caroline Carmen, Irene E, Ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech and Woman In Cafe With Eclair settle her nerves? Back on the Dwarf, Kochanski bitches about not being invited and, in a last-ditch attempt to derail the whole affair, Kryten eats everyone’s cufflinks.

    #224039
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    HolyShip

    The crew head off in Starbug in search of the second Cat Ark. Instead they find an Ark with hundreds of pairs of animals in it. The captain of the ship is a geordie called Noah, but it’s not *that* Noah, because otherwise people might get upset. Meanwhile, Camille returns…with Kryten’s secret lovechild.

    #224044
    flanl3
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    DIMENSION RUMP:

    Ace Rimmer arrives and tells a mediocre-at-best ‘yo momma’ joke to Rimmer, who agrees, failing to see the irony in the joke.

    #224045
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    DIMENSION PUMP- ace rimmer travels the multiverse looking for a bicycle pump so he can fix his flat tyre

    #224046
    Dave
    Participant

    DIMENSION GRUMP

    Ace Rimmer is permanently in a bit of a mard after he can’t get his wig to sit straight.

    #224048
    cwickham
    Participant

    Dimension Mugwump: Boris Johnson arrives from a parallel dimension. He is played by Steven Wickham.

    #224049
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Detention Jump

    Five humanoids from different walks of life endure prison sentence under a power-hungry Captain Hollister. The disparate group includes rebel Dave, princess Krissie, outcast Arnold, brainy Kryten and Cat the, er, cat. Each has a chance to tell his or her story, making the others see them a little differently — and when Series VIII ends, they question whether Red Dwarf will ever be the same.

    #224050
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    MECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-ECH-OCRACY- the gelfs elect a new leader

    #224051
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    TWENTIKKA- lister eats 20 curries and feels a bit sick. now it’s up to the dwarfers to take care of him until he feels better

    #224062
    cwickham
    Participant

    M-Wave: Red Dwarf is hit by the titular wave, turning everything and everyone invisible. The remaining 26 minutes are just a blank screen. The episode ends very abruptly.

    #224068
    flanl3
    Participant

    SILIWAVE:

    A wave hits the ship which turns them all into gay mechs. They all screw each other every which way in the next 25 minutes. When the episode ends, they are still all mechs, but it is implied through an obscure line early in the episode that the wave will somehow come back and turn them back into their old selves.

    #224100
    flanl3
    Participant

    THIRTICA:

    The Dwarfers travel back in time to an alternative America where the great depression is occurring, but instead of everybody being poor they’re actually all just depressed.

    #224102
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    ROUX

    lister misses rimmer bad. but it’s alright, it’s not series vii, he’s just gone to the holobog, he’ll be back in a minute. meanwhile kryten makes a roux

    #224103
    flanl3
    Participant

    GUNTEX OF THE ALPOCALYPSE:

    After an encounter with some angry simulants, Starbug is set on a course to crash into a lava planet or something, Lister (played by Tex Rimmer), Rimmer (played by Tex Rimmer), Cat (played by Tex Rimmer), and Kryten (played by Texert Rrimerryn), must travel into a wild west simulation to battle the four horsemen of the apocalypse (all played by “Weird Al” Yankovic).

    #224104
    Hamish
    Participant

    GUNMEN OF THE ALPACALYPSE:

    Exactly the same episode as Gunmen, but with Alpacas.

    Wait, that’s stupid. They would have to be rising Llamas instead.

    #224105
    Hamish
    Participant

    Well that typo is unfortunate.

    #224107
    flanl3
    Participant

    BAND IN THE RED, PART ONE:

    Lister tries to clone all the members from Smeg and the Heads, but is struggling, so tries to get Kryten’s help. Meanwhile, Cat and Rimmer try but hilariously fail to flush Lister’s guitar back out into space. Will Lister be able to clone the band in time to stop them and make it to the concert he’s scheduled for next week?

    BAND IN THE RED, PART TWO:

    It turns out that the other members of Smeg and the Heads were too genetically unstable to be cloned. Can he brainwash the others to join for the concert next week? Meanwhile, Kill Crazy goes on a hilarious murderous rampage.

    BAND IN THE RED, PART THREE:

    He did it. The whole 1169 crew of Red Dwarf (they’re all holograms now and the ship’s power slowly drains permanently throughout the episode) play the Om song for 27 minutes. The opening and closing credits are replaced by the Om song for comic effect.

    #224109
    flanl3
    Participant

    WAITING FOR POD:

    The boys sit patiently around, wondering if the archives of all the old threads from the off-topic section of a forum they used to frequent will ever be published.

    #224110
    flanl3
    Participant

    STATING FOR GOD:

    The Dwarfers become religious, and start praying, but God is getting older and wants them to speak more clearly.

    #224111
    flanl3
    Participant

    SKATING FOR COD:

    Cat opens an ice rink where the entry fee is paid in fish.

    #224112
    flanl3
    Participant

    CAPTANUS’S OFFICE:

    Captain Hollister is replaced by Captain Pucker, who is quite literally just a giant anus, and keeps calling Rimmer down to his office because they get along quite well due to their major similarities.

    #224113
    flanl3
    Participant

    THE AND:

    Cat watches an educational video about conjunctions. Meanwhile, Lister, Kryten, and Rimmer point out that butter contains the word but, which is a conjunction.

    #224114
    clem
    Participant

    TWEET THE FREAK

    Cat trolls a bearded lady.

    #224123
    Rubber
    Participant

    Mac In The Dead In The Bed In The Shed

    The beloved Captain Hollister actor is forced to sleep in the outhouse when his wife discovers he’s been having an affair with George McIntyre. Meanwhile, Rimmer and Cat both want to be the racing car.

    #224127
    Rubber
    Participant

    Faces Leak

    Kochanski’s watching Now Voyager and Lister’s got rhinitis, but things turn competitive when she bets that she can cry more tears by cubic volume than he can produce snot. Meanwhile, an increasingly agitated Dr McLaren ends another difficult day by signing a rifle out of the munitions store and staring at it for several hours.

    #224130
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    FAECES LEAK

    #224131
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    STASIS LEEK- lister discovers some delicious leeks in stasis. now its up to the dwarfers to eat them for supper

    #224132
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    SLATING FOR GOD- lister slates God’s roof but He doesn’t think they’ve done a good job. now its up to the dwarfers to slate the roof (again)

    #224133
    flanl3
    Participant

    TRACK IN THE BED

    Lister wakes up just in time to discover that the main Red Dwarf rail line goes right through his bunk. His whole lifestyle is upended when he can’t hang around his bed during the day. He can’t move bunks since they’re still all contaminated and Kryten is off in Blue Midget searching for Kochanski because there were life signs on a planet in the solar system they’re in but they can’t figure out which one. He’ll have to spend more time in the sofa nearby, and he can’t hear the TV whenever the train passes.

    #224134
    Dave
    Participant

    ULRIKA TO RIDE

    All four Dwarfers discover that they are each simultaneously having an affair with the erstwhile star of Gladiators and Shooting Stars.

    #224135
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    MAROON FIVED

    Rimmer and Lister find themselves stranded on a snowy planet with the members of an American pop-rock band, and promptly walk out into the frozen wastes, opting to freeze to death rather than have to listen to yet another rendition of “This Love”.

    #224141
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    SNACK TO REALITY- lister is playing a VR game but leaves for a bit to get some snacks

    #224152
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    MMM-CORE: lister eats a whole apple, even the core!

    #224154
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    RED DWARF AND THE HEDGEHOG: A Sonic the Hedgehog Red Dwarf crossover. Everybody’s favourite high-speed blue hedgehog meets the crew of Red Dwarf, with hilarious results.

    #224156
    cwickham
    Participant

    Back in the Red – Part Four: It turns out all that shit about the Tank was still a drug-induced virtual reality, and the Dwarfers wake up having just licked the envelopes at their trial. It is then revealed that Captain Hollister is a puppet being operated on strings by a giant Doug Naylor.

    #224192
    Rubber
    Participant

    Justfish

    Cat don’t need no side dishes. Meanwhile, Kryten gets really into genealogy, but his investigations uncover some surprises – is he really a direct descendent of Robert Mugabe?

    #224193
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    FLIPPER- rimmer gets hold of a quantum skipper, and travels the multiverse looking for a dimension where he can finally achieve his dream of becoming a fish

    #224194
    Rubber
    Participant

    Foreignteen

    Oh god, Lister’s French exchange student is back, and this time he’s got an erection – watch out Dispenser 23! Meanwhile, Cat and Kochanski are auctioning their most fabulous ballgowns to raise money for cunted Skutters, but what’s the point when Skutters can easily be repaired and money is worthless and nobody can really be fucked to wear a beautiful dress in deep space anyway? Really, what is the fucking point? To any of it? Really? Guest starring Zayn Malik as Thibault.

    #224195
    Rubber
    Participant

    Psoriasisens

    Lister has Psoriasis. Meanwhile, Rimmer doesn’t – he’s a hologram. Guest starring Naoko Mori as Doc Wok.

    #224200
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    SHITE HOLE- lister does rimmer up the arse

    #224202
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Just Ice

    Kochanski returns to Red Dwarf under the condition that Lister is a more caring fella. On her first night back, she knocks on his door and asks if he has any Diet Pepsi. Lister beckons her in, and the realises he has none left in the fridge. He jumps out of a window, dives into Starbug, traverses an asteroid storm, avoids a battle with some GELFs and finds the only vending machine in the galaxy. He gets a can of Pepsi and returns to Kochanski. He hands her the drink. “Have you got any ice?” she asks.. Freeze-fame on Listers bemused face.

    #224203
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Gripper

    Rimmer is invited to a Grange Hil school reunion (he went to lots of schools, ok?). He’s very nervous to go, as he and his best friend Roland were mercilessly picked on by Norman Stebson, the school bully. When he arrives at the reunion, he’s delighted to remember that Norman died millions of years ago. One up to Rimmsy!

    #224212
    Rubber
    Participant

    Bout Of Rhyme

    The Dwarfers find they’re trapped in verse
    They cannot stop, it’s quite the curse!
    They’re stuck in space and now in meter
    Their spacecraft is a green four-seater
    One of them is David Lister
    His timeline is quite the twister!
    Arnold Rimmer, he’s another
    Has some issues with his mother
    Cat’s another, plus Kry-tine
    Shoehorned into just one line
    This whole thing is one huge contrivance
    Meanwhile, Kochanski doesn’t know whether Todhunter would prefer her in a sexy g-string or stomach-flattening massive granny pants.

    #224214
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    CRIMEWAVE- the dwarfers encounter a ship where murder is legal. one of the crewmembers attempts to kill the dwarfers, but is then beaten to death by the rest of the crew. the twist is that although murder is legal on this ship, it is not permitted and if you attempt to murder somebody you will be killed by everyone else. the episode ends with lister contemplating if a society like that could ever work.

    or you could just have an episode thats a load of bollocks about pink policemen and mildly offensive camp stereotypes

    #224217
    cwickham
    Participant

    Dimewave – the Dwarfers encounter a ship where the only legal currency is the American ten-cent coin.

    #224218
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Timesave

    Red Dwarf fans decide to save some time by not rewatching the shit episodes,

    #224219
    Rubber
    Participant

    Quipper

    The Dwarfers joke their way through a series of perilous sci-fi situations in a war which would be quite flippant and irritating in real life. Meanwhile, Kryten finally uncovers Dr McLaren’s hate drawings during a spring clean of his quarters, but does he have the psychiatric skills to evaluate the threat they could be in? Guest starring Jim Howick as Poot-Poot.

    #224223
    Dave
    Participant

    Mimewave

    In a series of unlikely coincidences, Rimmer gets trapped in an invisible box while Lister has trouble pushing an apparently immovable balloon. Meanwhile, Kryten must walk to work on a windy day while Cat starts pulling a rope with something really heavy on the end.

    #224226
    cwickham
    Participant

    Daimwave – the Dwarfers encounter a ship made of crunchy almond caramel, covered in milk chocolate.

    #224228
    Dave
    Participant

    Slimetides

    When Lister accidentally leans on the button for Starbug’s laser cannon while eating a naan bread and inadvertently destroys the moon of a planet made entirely of snot, the ebb and flow of a delicately-balanced phlegm-based ecosystem is thrown out of whack.

    #224232
    si
    Participant

    RIGHT HOLE

    Rimmer and Lister finally complete that round of golf they were playing in Blue.

    #224234
    cwickham
    Participant

    Brineslides: The Dwarfers slide on some brine.

    #224235
    flanl3
    Participant

    CRIMETIDES:

    Sequel to Crimewave.

    #224236
    flanl3
    Participant

    BEET PART TWO:

    A dinosaur eats some beets and shits purple everywhere.

    #224237
    cwickham
    Participant

    Crisis: Doug Naylor accidentally runs his Series XI scripts through a spellchecker.

    #224238
    Dave
    Participant

    CURD

    When the Boys From The Dwarf happen upon a secret research facility in which historical figures have been cloned and genetically altered so that they no longer dislike eating Lemon Curd, all is not as it seems.

    #224239
    cwickham
    Participant

    Teat Part Two: A dinosaur drinks human breast milk and shits everywhere.

    #224240
    flanl3
    Participant

    BACK TO DARTH:

    The Dwarfers discover an alternate universe where Anakin Skywalker did not die at the end of Star Wars and a major plotline in Star Wars VII was him trying to resist returning to the dark side.

    #224241
    cwickham
    Participant

    ‘U ERD: The Dwarfers discover a secret research facility where historical figures are no longer evil, but are still really rude.

    #224242
    cwickham
    Participant

    CAN OF FIRMS: The Dwarfers watch some episodes of Hyperdrive and decide to hire the services of several legal firms in response.

    #224243
    flanl3
    Participant

    JAWS PART TWO:

    Red Dwarf starts in 1997 instead of 1987.

    #224248
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    LEMONS AND ANGELS: in a bizarre accident involving the rejuvenation shower and the triplicator, jesus ends up meeting the high versions of the crew. unsurprisingly they get along well, and all have a lovely time together.

    #224253
    clem
    Participant

    FLIPPER

    Lister befriends a bottlenose dolphin. Meanwhile Kryten, Cat, Snacky, Chen, Bob the skutter, the Data Doctor, the Stan Laurel waxdroid, Ackerman, and the barmaid from Backwards all beat Rimmer at table tennis. Kryten uses his hand instead of a bat, and there’s a bit where the ball goes in Ackerman’s gaping eye-socket, thus proving it is his eye-socket and not a patch like some people think. Then the dolphin beats Rimmer as well, using its flipper as a bat, hence the name of the episode.

    #224254
    Dave
    Participant

    QUOTE ME A FLIPPER

    When Kryten tries to pronounce the name of Lister’s Kinitawowi bride, everyone assumes he is instead imitating the clicking noises of a popular TV dolphin.

    #224255
    cwickham
    Participant

    COKE ME A SLIPPER

    Lister hides his drug stash in Rimmer’s nightwear.

    #224257
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    The BEGGinning: the population of a BEGG moon are wiped out in a mysterious choking epidemic. a BEGG known as Dach-ach-ach Listech-ech wakes up 3 million years later to find he is the lone survivor, alongside his pet Emohawk which has evolved into a being calling itself the Emoman. together, they vow to find their way back to civilisation. look out Kinatowowi, the slime’s coming home.

    #224258
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    MAC IN THE RED: the dwarfers finally get back to the ship, only to discover the nanobots have resurrected the crew. the dwarfers are arrested and punished by being forced to work on the ship’s McDonalds. things take a turn for the worse when the Captain comes in and orders 26 Spicy Chicken Legends. now its up to the dwarfers to work together as a team and complete his order to a satisfying degree before he becomes impatient

    #224262
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    ONLY THE GOOF:

    Lister gets the urge to watch a Disney movie, only to find that the sole entry in the film’s Disney library is the straight-to-video “An Extremely Goofy Movie”. He watches it anyway.

    #224266
    Dave
    Participant

    JACK IN THE MED

    Celebrity food writer Jack Monroe takes a well-deserved holiday to the Mediterranean. While she is there, she idly watches some cable TV and stumbles across ‘Marooned’ dubbed into Italian. She watches it for a few minutes out of a vague interest to see what the local equivalent of ‘Pot Noodle’ is, but then switches it off once the novelty wanes. It was the original version, not Remastered.

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