Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed

[peepingsignal]

CHANGE OF PLAN! SPREAD IT!!!

[si]

Better spread than sofa-sized butter.

[Phil]

Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

[si]

> Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

Mine had ‘spread’ in it, Ian’s didn’t.

But yes, I had missed it.

[Ridley]

Calm down. Spread people can have heart attacks too, you know.

[Pete Part Three]

It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing buttery puns.

[Jonsmad]

Spread Dwarf.

[Moonlight]

Bob the Butter.

[pfm]

Back In The Spread

[JamesTC]

Spread Christmas.

[pfm]

The End: The Original Ass-spread-ly

[pfm]

Can’t Spread, Won’t Spread

[Ian Symes]

My spread just left my body.

[Moonlight]

I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

[Alex]

“The three of us are here as normal.”
“The Flora us!”

[Phil]

William, meet your butter Sebastian.

[JamesTC]

Bony butters our move lets.

[Connell]

Spin my nipple butts and spread me to alaska

[Ridley]

Sir, they are a proud people and will not change their minds unless you are prepared to stay here and marry Lurpakpakpakpakpakpakpak.

[Connell]

Nice experiment guys. What do you do for an Anchor? Neutron Bomb Juggling?

[ori-STUDFARM]

Kryten, Lurpak Rachel and get out the butter repair kit. I’m Vitalite!

[HelloMabel]

Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClurpak?

[ori-STUDFARM]

Now, how would the Cat break his tooth? He’d be eating something. Eating something lard…My St Ivel Goldfish! Eating my St Ivel Goldfish!

[JamesTC]

A bag of Flora?

[RedDwarfFan2982]

He ain’t heavy sir, he’s my butter.

[Ian Symes]

Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

[JamesTC]

How come you’re so butterly useless?

[si]

> Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

You bastard. I’ve been trying for the last day or so to find a decent quote to fit Clover into.

[JamesTC]

Or the ants haven’t taken clover.

[Alex]

I’m gong to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Clover 5!

[si]

I’d better go away and take the penguin Flora walk.

That’ll have to do for now.

[JamesTC]

A “Cloverostomy” they call it.

[Ridley]

Stan and Bertolli will soon be back with supplies.

[Alex]

I could never love *anyone* like you, so you might as well Lurpack up your pots and pans and off you go.

[genericnerdyusername]

The thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven’t buttered a smegging inch.

[Seb Patrick]

Gordon Bennett, it’s lucky he’s not a Benecologist.

[Ben Paddon]

You can’t Lurpak death on the head.

[mick]

Two tubs of rettub please.

[Ben Paddon]

All this spread! All this Phila’! It’s from the snack we got Flora’d for! From the snack we’re about to have!

[peas_and_corn]

YOU’RE BUTTERING!

[si]

“Up the hatch!” “Butters down!”

[Ridley]

The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to a person who was never given the gift of Country Life.

[Nick R]

I’m addressing the one prat in the Country Life who has bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually Lurpak the rubbish that I’m saying. What a Flora sad life he’s got!

[Ben Paddon]

Flora-lob blib blob bleeb.

[Moonlight]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexfloranary!

[Seb Patrick]

# Do not florasake me oh my darling #

[Jimboid]

Eveybody’s dead, Dave. Margarine.

[si]

“You can Kerrygold your own damn flags!”

I’ve been sitting on that since seeing a Kerrygold ad in the paper this morning. Seeing said ad made me pathetically happy, as I thought to myself, ‘ooh! Butter pun!’

[JamesTC]

Kerrygold with blue, are you crazy?

[si]

Damn, that’s butter than mine.

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