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  • #117278
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Listen, butter pat head.

    #117279

    When Lister got Parkay, he got Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkay.

    #117282
    Katydid
    Participant

    Red Stork.

    #117283
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Storkbug

    #117284
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    It’s not a bar room brawl, it’s a bar room tidy! Unsalted!!

    #117287
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Dairylea John Jules

    #117226
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I can’t believe it’s not butter, I simply cannot be- [explodes]

    #117229
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Your butter’s been kicked, baby.

    #117230
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow, and bread horses.

    #117263
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

    #117255
    si
    Participant

    > Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

    Butter guy.

    #117256
    si
    Participant

    “What I would give for a gun…and some butter or margarine!”

    #117257
    JamesTC
    Participant

    No butter’ll drink it.

    #117258
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    They are priceless nineteenth century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du Stork.

    #117260
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “Two tubs of Rettub, please”

    Yes, I realise this doesn’t work but fuck you.

    #117231
    si
    Participant

    I would go with Butter, butter’d be thinking of Wilma.

    I cannot believe no-one’s done that already.

    #117292
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Just because I can’t think of any more forwards ones:

    The Rover’s Rettub

    Oh my God, my name is Billy Doyle and my Cologne is Eau de Yakrap!

    #117293
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Lister: “I want to meet people. I want to meet girls. I want to make clover.”

    Cat: “Well, Junior Anchor is the best you’re gonna get out of me!”

    #117296
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Dr. Lurpak has contracted some sort of mutated holo-plague and is in a fearful psychopathic fury.”

    “Maaaaaaaagarine! I’m sure she’ll be a valuable asset to the team!”

    #117300
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    The designers haven’t yet found a way to make it urinate butter into the courtyard, but I’m assured it will be fully functional for the royal visit next week.

    #117301
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    You’ve heard the Urn song, its a masterpiece!

    #117314
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    …and a marge quantity of mushrooms.

    #117352
    Phil
    Participant

    And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow butter, and then eats two and a half tons of butter ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange butter, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular melted butter? Do you know what happens?

    #117353
    JamesTC
    Participant

    It didn’t get a dairylea attack, did it?

    #117354
    si
    Participant

    Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

    #117355
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger, and you’re worried about the cream cheese delegates bringing two cars?

    #117356
    Phil
    Participant

    Skob the Butter

    #117358
    Katydid
    Participant

    Do not forstork me, oh, my margarine…

    #117361
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Holly, the thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached Urn. The Flora thought occurs that we haven’t actually buttered a spreading inch.

    #117364
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    >Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

    Yeah, I think they got in via the Spread punning. Curd well be they are whey beyond the rennet outlined here of creating just butter based dwarf jokes.

    But you see the truth is spread dwarf, had a secret cheese floor, it was clarified, need to know basis, full of over 400 comestibles all being transported to Philadelphia 12.

    #117365
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Well, the butter’s there, but they’re not.

    #117366
    JamesTC
    Participant

    A pint of cream and a full pound of butt, sir.

    #117368
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    These are like Venus’s arms! These are like Brooke Shields’s butters!

    #117369
    Katydid
    Participant

    Oxygen’s flora losers!

    #117370
    mick
    Participant

    The Olivio-ra Kid!

    #117373
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Ooh, no, it’s lethal to humans! Well, it’s probably lethal to androids, to be honest, butter didn’t think it would matter since tomorrow you’re gonna be…

    #117374
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Humans? The Vindaloovian people despise all humans! They are the vermin of the universe! Is that not right, Butter Chicken?

    #117375
    Ridley
    Participant

    Tell me more about these butters. Are some hydrogenated?

    #117377
    ChrisM
    Participant

    Dear me. This bread*. Some butter shoot me in the head.

    *Bread=thread. Yeah, I’ll admit that spreading the puns mighty thin.

    #117378
    mick
    Participant

    Anyone who gets in my way gets a Lurpak enema.

    #117340
    Karnie
    Participant

    Are you trying to say I’ve got a big butter?

    #117328
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    I’m the Rimmer with the Lister who buttered Kochanski.

    #117329
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Maybe if I hand you guys over, it’ll let me go. Move it, Butters!

    #117330
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    #117348
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Pete for the win.

    #117409
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    ^ agreed

    #117411
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Aaaaand scene.

    #117421
    Phil
    Participant

    Pecospete Part Three

    #117691
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    “Oh, and you’re wrong, sir. We won’t be apart. We just… won’t be together. (BEAT) I cannot BELIEVE it’s not butter!”

    #117765
    Phil
    Participant

    Old Butterballs

    #117770
    Al Marshall
    Participant

    I cant think of a good buttery pun- but on the bread side of things:

    GET OUT THA SPELT WHILE YA CAAAN

    #117736
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Oh spread. What the spreading spreads he spreading done? He’s spreading killed me!

    #117730
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Now, weary traveller,
    Rest your head.
    For just like me,
    you’re buttery spread.”

    #117800
    Nick R
    Participant

    Would anyone like any toast… WITH BUTTER ON IT?

    #117794
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Nick R wins. Flawless Victory.

    Fatality.

    #117791
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

    #117792
    Connell
    Participant

    SHOW MEEE THE WAAAY TO GO HOMEEE,
    I’M TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO SPREAAAD.

    #117785
    mick
    Participant

    I think that deserves 2 hours W.O.B.

    #117875
    Ridley
    Participant

    “Now, weary traveller,
    Rest your head.
    For just like me,
    you’re buttery spread.”

    Now, toastie soldier,
    Rest your bread.
    For just like me,
    You’re utterly butterly spread.

    #117576
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    ^Lovely.

    “Actually, ‘Parkay,’ Lister, is not a spread, technically speaking.”
    “It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean, and I mean it to mean, Parkay, Rimmer, Parkaaaay!”

    #117593
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

    Indeed he is. Shamelessly nicked from here (http://www.ganymede.tv/atspeed/2009/02/new-cast-piccy) and bloody nice it is too.

    #202147
    si
    Participant

    The St Ivel Gold Oblong of Pluck.

    #202148

    “Arnold, for the first time in my life I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not. It feels so much butter.”

    #202153
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    “Hi, I’d like to order a Churnmaster.”

    #202155
    si
    Participant

    “Butter you’re a butter pat!”

    #202163
    si
    Participant

    ‘Hey Ho, Pip and Dandy’. That’s my new Country Life slogan.

    #202165
    Connell
    Participant

    ‘That’s odd… I didn’t sense us churning…’

    #202166
    Ridley
    Participant

    There must be forty butters here. All for the captain only, his special, private, captainy butters. Forty! D:

    #202167
    NoFro
    Participant

    Amazing how many butter puns you guys can get out of a single episode of the small rouge one.

    #202168
    si
    Participant

    You should see the ones in my Reject list.

    #202171
    clem
    Participant

    No, we just hosed him down and gave him a pat!

    #202172
    unclerubbish
    Participant

    But you were a butter twat!!

    (I registered just to post that)

    #202174
    James
    Participant

    The quantum butter rod, spreads straight from the atom.

    #202175
    Katydid
    Participant

    …just to have another droid ask me the same set of stupid spreading questions!

    #202210
    Slainmonkey
    Participant

    Officer Butter-babe

    #202217
    Ridley
    Participant

    Oh look, a butter poppadom!

    #202219
    Slainmonkey
    Participant

    When we found Kryten he was a buttered out wreck on a junk heap.

    #202222
    si
    Participant

    Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

    #202223
    James
    Participant

    I seem to have a medium sized butter knob buried in my spinal column.

    #202224
    Slainmonkey
    Participant

    I am, I’m revising butter

    #202226
    George Kaplan
    Participant

    God, Olivio Rimmer, Olivio so much.

    And Olivio Lisa.

    #202229
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

    This is brilliant.

    #202230
    si
    Participant

    Ooh, hush, you.

    #202233
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Officer Butter-Babe.

    #202273
    Phil
    Participant

    Officer Butter-Babe

    #202274
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I see what you did there.

    #202275
    Dessie
    Participant

    It’s not Butter. Three million years ago it was Butter but since then it’s churned and mutated and now we don’t know what it is.

    #202276
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Have a safe on-bread journey. Goodbye.

    #202277
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Butter.

    #202278
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    The Jupiter Mining Flora-nation.

    #202296
    James
    Participant

    ” ‘Ace’! Barf city. I bet you anything he wears buttered women’s underwear. ”

    #202298
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    You are making low-fatuous references to his sexuality…

    #202332
    Katydid
    Participant

    Your judge shall be storkself.

    #202335
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Buttel (inappropriately pronounced chinese accent)

    #202338
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    bolas de mantequilla

    #202355
    Slainmonkey
    Participant

    If you’ve got nothing to spread, you can’t be with bread

    #202989
    Ridley
    Participant

    Finally after all these years of buttering my head against a wall trying to make you into a person of calorie and pasture [etc.]

    —-

    Back to hard-light butter. Clover.

    #203003
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Hey, we both spread that at the same time!

    #203013
    Katydid
    Participant

    And pat! What’s flora on? Sana we saying everything together?

    #203017
    Ridley
    Participant

    “Butter. Definately butter. I’m not gonna change my mind this time. Butter.”
    “Butter.”
    “Butter.”

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