Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed

[Phil]

I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it?

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[Kris ‘Drivaaar’ Carter]

Oh spread. What the spreading spreads he spreading done? He’s spreading killed me!

[Ben Paddon]

“Now, weary traveller,
Rest your head.
For just like me,
you’re buttery spread.”

[Nick R]

Would anyone like any toast… WITH BUTTER ON IT?

[Ben Paddon]

Nick R wins. Flawless Victory.

Fatality.

[p2p_productions]

I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

[Connell]

SHOW MEEE THE WAAAY TO GO HOMEEE,
I’M TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO SPREAAAD.

[mick]

I think that deserves 2 hours W.O.B.

[Ridley]

“Now, weary traveller,
Rest your head.
For just like me,
you’re buttery spread.”

Now, toastie soldier,
Rest your bread.
For just like me,
You’re utterly butterly spread.

[HelloMabel]

^Lovely.

—

“Actually, ‘Parkay,’ Lister, is not a spread, technically speaking.”
“It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean, and I mean it to mean, Parkay, Rimmer, Parkaaaay!”

[Pete Part Three]

>I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

Indeed he is. Shamelessly nicked from here (http://www.ganymede.tv/atspeed/2009/02/new-cast-piccy) and bloody nice it is too.

[si]

The St Ivel Gold Oblong of Pluck.

[genericnerdyusername]

“Arnold, for the first time in my life I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not. It feels so much butter.”

[peepingsignal]

“Hi, I’d like to order a Churnmaster.”

[si]

“Butter you’re a butter pat!”

[si]

‘Hey Ho, Pip and Dandy’. That’s my new Country Life slogan.

[Connell]

‘That’s odd… I didn’t sense us churning…’

[Ridley]

There must be forty butters here. All for the captain only, his special, private, captainy butters. Forty! D:

[NoFro]

Amazing how many butter puns you guys can get out of a single episode of the small rouge one.

[si]

You should see the ones in my Reject list.

[clem]

No, we just hosed him down and gave him a pat!

[unclerubbish]

But you were a butter twat!!

(I registered just to post that)

[James]

The quantum butter rod, spreads straight from the atom.

[Moonlight]

…just to have another droid ask me the same set of stupid spreading questions!

[Slainmonkey]

Officer Butter-babe

[Ridley]

Oh look, a butter poppadom!

[Slainmonkey]

When we found Kryten he was a buttered out wreck on a junk heap.

[si]

Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

[James]

I seem to have a medium sized butter knob buried in my spinal column.

[Slainmonkey]

I am, I’m revising butter

[George Kaplan]

God, Olivio Rimmer, Olivio so much.

And Olivio Lisa.

[Jonathan Capps]

Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

This is brilliant.

[si]

Ooh, hush, you.

[Ben Paddon]

Officer Butter-Babe.

[Phil]

Officer Butter-Babe

[Ben Paddon]

I see what you did there.

[Dessie]

It’s not Butter. Three million years ago it was Butter but since then it’s churned and mutated and now we don’t know what it is.

[Ian Symes]

Have a safe on-bread journey. Goodbye.

[Pete Part Three]

Butter.

[Ben Paddon]

The Jupiter Mining Flora-nation.

[James]

” ‘Ace’! Barf city. I bet you anything he wears buttered women’s underwear. ”

[Danny Stephenson]

You are making low-fatuous references to his sexuality…

[Moonlight]

Your judge shall be storkself.

[Jonsmad]

Buttel (inappropriately pronounced chinese accent)

[Pecospete666]

bolas de mantequilla

[Slainmonkey]

If you’ve got nothing to spread, you can’t be with bread

[Ridley]

Finally after all these years of buttering my head against a wall trying to make you into a person of calorie and pasture [etc.]

—-

Back to hard-light butter. Clover.

[peepingsignal]

Hey, we both spread that at the same time!

[Moonlight]

And pat! What’s flora on? Sana we saying everything together?

[Ridley]

“Butter. Definately butter. I’m not gonna change my mind this time. Butter.”
“Butter.”
“Butter.”

[HelloMabel]

[Ace Rimmer theme plays]
“Imperial. Only *my* hair deserves the fanfare.”

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