Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed

[HelloMabel]

[Ace Rimmer theme plays]
“Imperial. Only *my* hair deserves the fanfare.”

[Ben Kirkham]

This spread is butterly ludicrous.

[Clay Hickman]

“Her name is Utterlybutterl, or Professor E. Put those names together and you get…”

[Moonlight]

You can fit anything within its utterly buttery walls! I–I am buttered by its genius!

[Ridley]

“Oh bollocking, damn and jumbo butters.”

[HelloMabel]

What an absolute Cuntery Crock.

(Disclaimer: I still don’t like the slag line. Doesn’t mean I can’t make pun of it.)

[Moonlight]

It’s my butter. My butter as a complete and butter bastard!

[Ridley]

“Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
“Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

[Kris Carter]

It’s no secret, morale is on the Flora.

[Moonlight]

“Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
“Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

“Butter I’ve been spread for most of pat.”
“Thereflora being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-stork hours to present your reBrummel & Brown’s.”

[CackThosePants]

Butter makes a crap substitute for lube. Never polish one out in someone elses kitchen………..

[HelloMabel]

Kryten, bring the butter knives, we might need them!

[JamesTC]

You keeled my butter

[Moonlight]

You’re a baboon, stork eyes.

[si]

FLORA GUINEA PIG!

[redhead85]

See now THIS is why Doug ditched the ‘Bread Dwarf’ idea.

[Jonathan Capps]

Butter I really liked that idea!

[ori-STUDFARM]

It would have been comedy GOLD

[jmc2000]

Lister: No, the moose aren’t in the cars – antlers out the sun roof! They’re in the roads, moosing about, crossing roads, causing accidents!

Cat: You mean they’re not looking left and right?

Lister: Exactly.

Cat: Not using the pedestrian crossings?

Lister: Exactly!

Cat: Not paying attention as to whether it’s a little green man or a little red man? Of course they’re not, they’re mooses! Jeez… Swedes. They expect too much!

[Awkward silence]

Cat: Butter.

[HelloMabel]

Hey! We both spread that at the same time!

[anniescribe]

Lister: I don’t want to be the butterer! I’ll be the shover.
Kryten: Sir, you’re not qualified the be the shover!
Rimmer: Give it to me. I’LL be the butterer. It would be an honor. It’s the high point of my breakfast.

[JamesTC]

Sometimes you have to churn how to lose before you’re ready to win.

[Jonsmad]

Hey-Ho-Pip-And-DairyLee

[JamesTC]

Holly? Give me his light ghee.

[peas_and_corn]

Am I holding up A: Butter, or B: Margarine? OK, Butter?
*rimmer puts hand up*
Margarine?
*rest of class puts hand up*

[si]

“You gotta thinka spread!”

[anniescribe]

“Two butter knives and a pencil sharpener? That’s it?”

“There was a rumor about a cheese slicer and a churning stick on board …”

[jmc2000]

Lister, singing: “Cathe-e-edral City Seven…”

[FX: Loud bang as the Vitalite™ barrier is broken.]

Lister: What was that?!

Bertolli: Erm, er, 11:14 ship time, Dave.

Lister: No, Bertolli, what was that flash?

Bertolli: We’ve broken the Vitalite barrier 22 hours early.

Lister: Olivi-oh. Is everyone Stork Light?

Bertolli: I can’t do it. I can’t cope. We’re going at the speed of Vitalite. Me bottle’s gone.

Lister: Bertolli! Is everyone Stork Light?!

Bertolli: No! *I’m* not! I thought I could Cow & Gate at Vitalite speed, but I just can’t Lurpak me bread round it. Fillipo Berio! That was a close one…

Lister: Bertolli, what’s the problem? You’re toast to have a Bresse Bleu of 6,000, aren’t you?

Bertolli: Look, we’re travelling faster than the speed of Vitalite. That means, by the time we Dairylea something, we’ve all bready passed through it. Even with a Saint Ivel Q of 6,000, it’s still brown trousers time!

[MANI506]

Listen butter pat head!

[JamesTC]

He’s also a fantastic churner,
And if you play your curds right,
Then he just might come round for butter.

[Ridley]

Butter he’s a sauerkraut.

(We all start off as caterpillars and turn into buttflies)

[Ben Kirkham]

Butter.

[MANI506]

Surely These Are Pineapple Chunks. Oh, Bit This Must Be Gravy Powder and Bollocks This Is Custard Powder And I’ll Deck Anyone Who Says It Isn’t.

[Connell]

This thread is like a dying dog that keeps trying to get back up one last time, but just gets worse by doing so.

[si]

Like a blind old incontinent sheepdog that’s had it’s day. Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover mother away.

[Pecospete666]

BREAD!

[JamesTC]

Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover butter away.

[Phil]

BREAD!

[Ridley]

Butter than sex.

[peas_and_corn]

I do not remember several quotes mentioned in this thread, I think there might be a few typos.

[genericnerdyusername]

On G&T?! Don’t talk rot!

I couldn’t really fit a subtle typo into this one. If I had, it would’ve been legendarily hilarious.

[peas_and_corn]

*awquard silence, followed by forced laughter*

Oh buttered, sir, buttered!

[Phil]

Butter Call Saul

Better Call Saul Reviews: “Uno” (season 1, episode 1)

[Pete Part Three]

So finally it is revealed that the true reason for this thread was purely an elaborately conceived, 2 and a half year long, viral marketing campaign for an article of Phil’s.

Cuh.

[Ridley]

And butter when you call me
You can call me ALF

[Ridley]

Butter all I had was my clover fare to get me home from butter churning practice.

[McAleeCh]

Ooh, there’s a folder in here marked “Captain Butter” – might that be you?

[Ridley]

Spreadi-bot
Kerrygold Shale

[Hamish]

Look, I can’t churn with you, okay?

It’s because I’m butter isn’t it?

[Hamish]

It appears to be some kind of dimension hopping margarine, looking for somewhere quiet to hydrogenate.

…I have been sitting on that one for YEARS.

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