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  • #203039
    HelloMabel
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    [Ace Rimmer theme plays]
    “Imperial. Only *my* hair deserves the fanfare.”

    #203068
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    This spread is butterly ludicrous.

    #203084
    Clay Hickman
    Participant

    “Her name is Utterlybutterl, or Professor E. Put those names together and you get…”

    #203085
    Katydid
    Participant

    You can fit anything within its utterly buttery walls! I–I am buttered by its genius!

    #203235
    Ridley
    Participant

    “Oh bollocking, damn and jumbo butters.”

    #203352
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    What an absolute Cuntery Crock.

    (Disclaimer: I still don’t like the slag line. Doesn’t mean I can’t make pun of it.)

    #203354
    Katydid
    Participant

    It’s my butter. My butter as a complete and butter bastard!

    #203355
    Ridley
    Participant

    “Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
    “Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

    #203361
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    It’s no secret, morale is on the Flora.

    #203365
    Katydid
    Participant

    “Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
    “Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

    “Butter I’ve been spread for most of pat.”
    “Thereflora being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-stork hours to present your reBrummel & Brown’s.”

    #203366
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    Butter makes a crap substitute for lube. Never polish one out in someone elses kitchen………..

    #203568
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Kryten, bring the butter knives, we might need them!

    #203579
    JamesTC
    Participant

    You keeled my butter

    #203596
    Katydid
    Participant

    You’re a baboon, stork eyes.

    #203601
    si
    Participant

    FLORA GUINEA PIG!

    #207932
    redhead85
    Participant

    See now THIS is why Doug ditched the ‘Bread Dwarf’ idea.

    #207934
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Butter I really liked that idea!

    #207935
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    It would have been comedy GOLD

    #207936
    jmc2000
    Participant

    Lister: No, the moose aren’t in the cars – antlers out the sun roof! They’re in the roads, moosing about, crossing roads, causing accidents!

    Cat: You mean they’re not looking left and right?

    Lister: Exactly.

    Cat: Not using the pedestrian crossings?

    Lister: Exactly!

    Cat: Not paying attention as to whether it’s a little green man or a little red man? Of course they’re not, they’re mooses! Jeez… Swedes. They expect too much!

    [Awkward silence]

    Cat: Butter.

    #207937
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Hey! We both spread that at the same time!

    #207942
    anniescribe
    Participant

    Lister: I don’t want to be the butterer! I’ll be the shover.
    Kryten: Sir, you’re not qualified the be the shover!
    Rimmer: Give it to me. I’LL be the butterer. It would be an honor. It’s the high point of my breakfast.

    #207952
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Sometimes you have to churn how to lose before you’re ready to win.

    #207954
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Hey-Ho-Pip-And-DairyLee

    #207955
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Holly? Give me his light ghee.

    #207967
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Am I holding up A: Butter, or B: Margarine? OK, Butter?
    *rimmer puts hand up*
    Margarine?
    *rest of class puts hand up*

    #207968
    si
    Participant

    “You gotta thinka spread!”

    #207971
    anniescribe
    Participant

    “Two butter knives and a pencil sharpener? That’s it?”

    “There was a rumor about a cheese slicer and a churning stick on board …”

    #207986
    jmc2000
    Participant

    Lister, singing: “Cathe-e-edral City Seven…”

    [FX: Loud bang as the Vitalite™ barrier is broken.]

    Lister: What was that?!

    Bertolli: Erm, er, 11:14 ship time, Dave.

    Lister: No, Bertolli, what was that flash?

    Bertolli: We’ve broken the Vitalite barrier 22 hours early.

    Lister: Olivi-oh. Is everyone Stork Light?

    Bertolli: I can’t do it. I can’t cope. We’re going at the speed of Vitalite. Me bottle’s gone.

    Lister: Bertolli! Is everyone Stork Light?!

    Bertolli: No! *I’m* not! I thought I could Cow & Gate at Vitalite speed, but I just can’t Lurpak me bread round it. Fillipo Berio! That was a close one…

    Lister: Bertolli, what’s the problem? You’re toast to have a Bresse Bleu of 6,000, aren’t you?

    Bertolli: Look, we’re travelling faster than the speed of Vitalite. That means, by the time we Dairylea something, we’ve all bready passed through it. Even with a Saint Ivel Q of 6,000, it’s still brown trousers time!

    #207987
    MANI506
    Participant

    Listen butter pat head!

    #207988
    JamesTC
    Participant

    He’s also a fantastic churner,
    And if you play your curds right,
    Then he just might come round for butter.

    #208066
    Ridley
    Participant

    Butter he’s a sauerkraut.

    (We all start off as caterpillars and turn into buttflies)

    #208133
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Butter.

    #208162
    MANI506
    Participant

    Surely These Are Pineapple Chunks. Oh, Bit This Must Be Gravy Powder and Bollocks This Is Custard Powder And I’ll Deck Anyone Who Says It Isn’t.

    #208169
    Connell
    Participant

    This thread is like a dying dog that keeps trying to get back up one last time, but just gets worse by doing so.

    #208170
    si
    Participant

    Like a blind old incontinent sheepdog that’s had it’s day. Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover mother away.

    #208171
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    BREAD!

    #208172
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover butter away.

    #208175
    Phil
    Participant

    BREAD!

    #208182
    Ridley
    Participant

    Butter than sex.

    #208183
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    I do not remember several quotes mentioned in this thread, I think there might be a few typos.

    #208184

    On G&T?! Don’t talk rot!

    I couldn’t really fit a subtle typo into this one. If I had, it would’ve been legendarily hilarious.

    #208186
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    *awquard silence, followed by forced laughter*

    Oh buttered, sir, buttered!

    #210925
    Phil
    Participant
    #210926
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    So finally it is revealed that the true reason for this thread was purely an elaborately conceived, 2 and a half year long, viral marketing campaign for an article of Phil’s.

    Cuh.

    #210927
    Ridley
    Participant

    And butter when you call me
    You can call me ALF

    #216650
    Ridley
    Participant

    Butter all I had was my clover fare to get me home from butter churning practice.

    #216651
    McAleeCh
    Participant

    Ooh, there’s a folder in here marked “Captain Butter” – might that be you?

    #223395
    Ridley
    Participant

    Spreadi-bot
    Kerrygold Shale

    #223398
    Hamish
    Participant

    Look, I can’t churn with you, okay?

    It’s because I’m butter isn’t it?

    #223405
    Hamish
    Participant

    It appears to be some kind of dimension hopping margarine, looking for somewhere quiet to hydrogenate.

    …I have been sitting on that one for YEARS.

    #258521
    Ridley
    Participant

    Vitalite exists.

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