Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed

[Phil]

I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it?

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[genericnerdyusername]

When Lister got Parkay, he got Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkay.

[Moonlight]

Red Stork.

[Danny Stephenson]

Storkbug

[Danny Stephenson]

It’s not a bar room brawl, it’s a bar room tidy! Unsalted!!

[pfm]

Dairylea John Jules

[Ian Symes]

I can’t believe it’s not butter, I simply cannot be- [explodes]

[Ben Paddon]

Your butter’s been kicked, baby.

[Ben Paddon]

I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow, and bread horses.

[Seb Patrick]

Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

[si]

> Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

Butter guy.

[si]

“What I would give for a gun…and some butter or margarine!”

[JamesTC]

No butter’ll drink it.

[Ian Symes]

They are priceless nineteenth century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du Stork.

[Pete Part Three]

“Two tubs of Rettub, please”

Yes, I realise this doesn’t work but fuck you.

[si]

I would go with Butter, butter’d be thinking of Wilma.

I cannot believe no-one’s done that already.

[HelloMabel]

Just because I can’t think of any more forwards ones:

The Rover’s Rettub

Oh my God, my name is Billy Doyle and my Cologne is Eau de Yakrap!

[Jonsmad]

Lister: “I want to meet people. I want to meet girls. I want to make clover.”

Cat: “Well, Junior Anchor is the best you’re gonna get out of me!”

[Ben Paddon]

“Dr. Lurpak has contracted some sort of mutated holo-plague and is in a fearful psychopathic fury.”

“Maaaaaaaagarine! I’m sure she’ll be a valuable asset to the team!”

[Kris ‘Drivaaar’ Carter]

The designers haven’t yet found a way to make it urinate butter into the courtyard, but I’m assured it will be fully functional for the royal visit next week.

[Kris ‘Drivaaar’ Carter]

You’ve heard the Urn song, its a masterpiece!

[Ian Symes]

…and a marge quantity of mushrooms.

[Phil]

And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow butter, and then eats two and a half tons of butter ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange butter, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular melted butter? Do you know what happens?

[JamesTC]

It didn’t get a dairylea attack, did it?

[si]

Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

[JamesTC]

Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger, and you’re worried about the cream cheese delegates bringing two cars?

[Phil]

Skob the Butter

[Moonlight]

Do not forstork me, oh, my margarine…

[Ben Paddon]

Holly, the thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached Urn. The Flora thought occurs that we haven’t actually buttered a spreading inch.

[Jonsmad]

>Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

Yeah, I think they got in via the Spread punning. Curd well be they are whey beyond the rennet outlined here of creating just butter based dwarf jokes.

But you see the truth is spread dwarf, had a secret cheese floor, it was clarified, need to know basis, full of over 400 comestibles all being transported to Philadelphia 12.

[Kris ‘Drivaaar’ Carter]

Well, the butter’s there, but they’re not.

[JamesTC]

A pint of cream and a full pound of butt, sir.

[Ian Symes]

These are like Venus’s arms! These are like Brooke Shields’s butters!

[Moonlight]

Oxygen’s flora losers!

[mick]

The Olivio-ra Kid!

[Seb Patrick]

Ooh, no, it’s lethal to humans! Well, it’s probably lethal to androids, to be honest, butter didn’t think it would matter since tomorrow you’re gonna be…

[Seb Patrick]

Humans? The Vindaloovian people despise all humans! They are the vermin of the universe! Is that not right, Butter Chicken?

[Ridley]

Tell me more about these butters. Are some hydrogenated?

[ChrisM]

Dear me. This bread*. Some butter shoot me in the head.

*Bread=thread. Yeah, I’ll admit that spreading the puns mighty thin.

[mick]

Anyone who gets in my way gets a Lurpak enema.

[Karnie]

Are you trying to say I’ve got a big butter?

[peas_and_corn]

I’m the Rimmer with the Lister who buttered Kochanski.

[Ben Paddon]

Maybe if I hand you guys over, it’ll let me go. Move it, Butters!

[Pete Part Three]

[Jonsmad]

Pete for the win.

[HelloMabel]

^ agreed

[Ben Paddon]

Aaaaand scene.

[Phil]

Pecospete Part Three

[Seb Patrick]

“Oh, and you’re wrong, sir. We won’t be apart. We just… won’t be together. (BEAT) I cannot BELIEVE it’s not butter!”

[Phil]

Old Butterballs

[Al Marshall]

I cant think of a good buttery pun- but on the bread side of things:

GET OUT THA SPELT WHILE YA CAAAN

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