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Also question … is it made of wood? Which is looks like in that pic. Because I’d always assumed it was parts moulded from plastic in some way.

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Link works for me. I tried to re-host an embed it and that doesn’t seem to work so here is just an impure link

RD Model Piece

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of the worst people on this site at the time.

it’s incredible how mild it all seems in comparison to … well just the world in general let alone what we’ve seen on here since.

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CAT TO REALITY II: THRESHOLD

When Red Dwarf breaks the light barrier, the crew all devolve into lizards and have sex.

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Even her one “Holly” episode in White Hole gives her far less to do than Norm’s equivalent, getting barely over half as many lines as he got in Queeg.

I think we need to let go of the idea that White Hole is a Holly episode in any way other than the character is used as a vehicle to get them into a situation.

It’s not as though it’s about Holly’s ambition to be smart again, finding and executing a way of doing so it and screwing it up.

It’s really about Lister and Kryten breaking Holly in the only act and then getting fucked without her.

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On the bright side, it gave us Richie & Eddie Watch “Timewave”.

First time seeing that and thoroughly enjoyed it.

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I’ve never seen anyone talk about the moment in Holoship where you can see her blinking and holding back tears after watching the soppy romantic film. I’m wondering if I’m the only one who’s noticed…

wait, Holly is in Holoship?!

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I TOOK THEM

Trick question, they never run out as Lister just keeps returning to the past to bring the supplies to the present.

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NOTION CONSIDERING AN INSTALMENT

Craig Charles remastered a popular forum thread using his trusty thesaurus.

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This is the man who finds piles of powder lying around on the floor, on tables, on chairs etc … and he just eats it before doing anything else.

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BIRDS-MAN

Pete the sparrow is accidentally zapped by the triplicator (which inexplicably now just creates hundreds of copies of the subject item) leading Birdman to command an army of savage birds in parody production of a Hitchcock film.

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TALES OF YUNGBLOOD SINGING ERROR.

Kryten provides examples of when a young Doncastian singer/song writer made a mistake on stage.

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SPOTTY SUBMARINE

Ace Rimmer is taking a bath with new Space Corp recruit Mr. Blobby and he is worried the spotted submarine he had just grabbed out of the depths of the bath has just ejected its sea men.

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YOU NEVER LEND A HAND, DO YOU

Lister draws an ‘H’ on his forehead and mocks Rimmer’s holographic status and inability to touch anything.

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YOU NEVER TURN, DO YOU

Lister draws a ‘T’ on his forehead in cream, and mocks Thatcher for her refuse to manoeuvre at angels of 90-180 degrees to her current trajectory.

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COMPUTE!

4 craft and 3 bays

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THREAD BUGGERS

G&T admins record a 90 minute video documentary cursing regular posters in their forum’s most popular thread.

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MATHS IN THE CODE FOR THE IDEA FOR AN EPISODE THREAD

M-Corp are prevented from making the thread invisible by correcting a rounding error in the forum’s code.

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I’M NOT REALLY ME

Red Dwarf is a TV show so he just walks around the set ala Police Squad

He is a soft light hologram

The room is made of paper

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OR AT A PINCH WE COULD USE ALGEBRA

I had considered that, and I had considered that you hadn’t specified symbols weren’t affected, but by omission from the question implied they weren’t usable.

What he’d actually need to do in that case would be 99+(9/9).

But I prefer my more creative answers.

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Bang his head on the screen 100 times.

Fog the screen up and use his note to write 100 in the condensation.

Display a picture of 10 rows of 10 Polymorphs.

Link to the ships onboard Wikipedia database for the entry for the number 100.

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THAT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER BEEN RELIEVED BY PREDETERMINISM THEORY

Kochanski is confused by the fact she only used the toilet because a computer predicted she would.

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50/50 or 1/3 or in fact both.

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It’s kinda funny how TPL kinda addressed a lot of the issues some people have with a lot of the Dave era. Too many plots, not enough time, quick endings, broad characterisation, over the top acting etc. And then people go asking for a series again which presumably would have the same issues as before.

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THIS IS MINE, THIS IS MINE, ALL THIS IS MINE.

Discord admin reminds G&T user that there is a disclaimer that all content posted in the server is property of the admins.

hurriedly writes and back dates disclaimer

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A DESIGN FOR BETTER THAN LIFE

In 1996 Manic Street Preachers surprise everyone by releasing their first single since Richey Edwards disappeared, about an 8 year old Red Dwarf episode.

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(IT’S NOT WAR) JUST THE END.

Studio bosses are concerned about broadcasting Meltdown at a time the nation is at war, so Doug presents a remastered version of The End where The Manic Street Preachers beam about and play a song during the interval between pre and post accident time.

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I’d also disagree with a lot of that list too, and at least say Twentica and Cured deserve to be in any top 6 of those 12 episodes. So there’s no real way of saying “if Doug had only made 6 in the same time we’d have had 6 great episodes” as some might find they don’t like some of that content and we’d be missing some great stuff too.

The only episode that is a real real issue is Timewave. The rest people have niggles over how things like endings resolve and such, but at this point we’re in a phase of the show that is very much the show, this is how it is now and there’s no real way around it.

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SEARCH FOR THE HOLLY

When the crew lose Red Dwarf, they recruit M-People to help find their missing computer friend.

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I’M A FRUIT A BIZZARE FRUIT

M-People are panned for appear in a horribly problematic episode of Red Dwarf.

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OR YOU COULD SCREW THE NIGHT PORTER

As Danny and Craig return from a night out on town in Manchester, unable to find a a lady of the night to take to bed, Robert suggests they could have a hotel employee as he goes down to make-up to prepare for the day.

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OR WE COULD SUE THE TELETUBBIES

When GNP runs into financial trouble Rob Grants suggests suing the creators of the Teletubbies for ripping off Kryten’s design.

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OR WE COULD USE TELEVANGELIST

When a pandemic causes all public forums to shut for an indeterminate amount of time, Kryten suggests Rimmer could tune into the Sunday service on the TV

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OR WE COULD USE THE TELECASTER

After Cat destroys Mr Lister’s Les Paul Copy, Lister tries to cobble a new guitar together from random bits of wood and string, only for Kryten to suggest a perfectly fine Fender he salvaged from a Simulant death ship that same morning.

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OUT OF MOVIE SCRIPT

An eBay member has an encounter with their future self, who has travelled back in time demanding a copy of a never made Red Dwarf movie script so he can list it on the site and I scrupulously make some cash. Finding his younger self to be more morally upstanding they get into a fight which caused the listing to be obliterated from the site less than a day after it was posted.

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THE NEVER-MADE RED DWARF FEATURE FILM: BEHIND THE SCENES

Spurred on by the enterprising nature of the never made fake film, another G&Ter snaps a picture of an empty room as proof the film was never made and tries to sell it as legitimate memorabilia on eBay.

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EVERYBODY IS BENT, DAVE

In a homoerotic fanfic being passed off as a legit movie script, Holly has to break the news to Lister that everyone he knew was homosexual.

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PARALLEL MOVIE-VERSE

Holly creates a device that hops the crew from their movie universe to the movie universe of The Never Made Red Dwarf Feature Film.

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HOLLOW-SCRIPT

When an unsuspecting fan is duped by a scammer selling a Red Dwarf movie script on eBay, they receive several blank pages in the post a few days later.

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RED DWARF: DEEP SPACE NINE

Red Dwarf spin off set aboard a JMC owned mining space station in the frontier of explored space. A commander who lost his wife in the Simulant Uprising discovers his is the prophet to a bunch of Time Hole Gelfs and must lead the Polymorphs on a nearby planet to salvation.

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15,000 SCREEN PLAYS AND CLOSING

Doug, determined to get a Red Dwarf movie made, hurtled towards his 15,000 re-write to appease a potential investor.

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BETTER THAN MINE

In an attempt to prevent a fake script being passed off as his own, Doug purchases the offending item from eBay, only to sadly discover that it is better than anything he has written in the last 25 years.

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INSCRIPTITOR

Doug Naylor travels through time erasing all copies, real and fake, of the Red Dwarf movie script from existence.

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OLDBIDDYSNATCHER

After decades of failed movie script after failed movie script, Doug finally flips and starts kidnapping old ladies in an attempt to get the attention he believe he rightfully deserves.

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BACK TO EBAY

The crew all hallucinate they are characters in a fake movie script being sold on eBay.

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Presumably Doug (or anyone in this situation) could argue that it doesn’t belong to you, that it given to you in a work context and you were not allowed to distribute it outside of that. Especially if there’s any NDA signed etc. Plus, from the WorthPoint link that shows a front cover of a script, it clearly states

“this material is the property of the red dwarf films company and intended and restricted solely for the authorised personnel. distribution and disclosure of this material to unauthorised persons is prohibited. the sale, copying or reproduction of this material in any form is also prohibited”

So anyone given this scripts legitimately could well be in the shit if they were found to be selling them.

It would be akin to say, making copies of a film you downloaded to give to other people. Sure you “own” the film, but only under certain conditions of use.

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then that would mean he could also demand you not resell your old Red Dwarf DVDs or your copy of Last Human

The law does technically mean you can’t do this. No one goes after it because it’d be too much fucking work, (and because the market developed at a time it wasn’t possible to police – but if a copyright holder wanted to, they could file claims against the resale of goods on eBay I’m sure) and I’m sure second hand markets are good for the overall product and franchise in the long run etc.

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EBAYNARCY

A second hand market place website steals Red Dwarf and tries to sell it.

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EBAYCKWARDS

Doug buys a fake movie script off Ebay, reverses the pages and then spends 10 years trying to get it made.

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EBAYHAWK

The crew are attacked by fake movie scripts that suck emotions out of all those who bid on them.

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BUT THEN I READ SOMETHING THAT MADE ME CUM

Patrick Stewart recounts the time he was reading what he believed to be the 5th Red Dwarf novel alone in his hotel room until something happened, and he got what the book was.

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