Red Dwarf 2008 Calendar Review Reviews Posted by John Hoare on 31st December 2007, 05:33 Just. In. Fucking. Time. Read more →
2008 Calendar! Prints and canvases! Mobile episodes! News Posted by Seb Patrick on 21st September 2007, 13:22 You know the drill by now. Feast your eyes on the TOS Friday update, and once Dimension Jump is over we'll write something enormously cruel and frighteningly witty. Oh, and what's that, you say? You'd like a little scoop from one of our agents in the field at DJ? Oh, alright then. Nothing there at the moment but the promise of stuff to come, but I think our earlier scoop has already got us pretty prepared for the form these "episodes" will take. Still, though - get speculatin'! Read more →
It’s a dog… tag News Posted by John Hoare on 5th August 2007, 22:20 Not much going on at the moment. But it would be remiss of us not to mention this bit of merchandise news - The Stamp Centre have new stocks in of their Red Dwarf dog tag, and signed Holly first day cover. TOS are sending out emails on Monday giving free shipping for both items, so watch out for that if you're on their mailing list. Read more →
Sure, it’s Prop Store News Posted by John Hoare on 7th June 2007, 09:17 It's been a very long time since we had a look at what The Prop Store has to offer. And I'm really annoyed - because I missed out on the Dogs' Milk cup! Bloody hell. It's always amazing to see a prop that's managed to survive from 1988, let alone a famous one like that. (Well, famous in our own sad little world.) Read more →
New T-Shirts? News Posted by John Hoare on 10th May 2007, 16:23 Or: reprints of old ones. Including the famous "Let's get out there and Twat It" design. Due on the 21st May, costing £11.99 including delivery from Play. How odd. But how wonderful! Read more →
My Gambling Chips News Posted by John Hoare on 4th April 2007, 07:26 No behaviour protocols. Just call me badass. Our new forum is great. Because now, I don't even have to research my own news items any more. So thanks to Steve Harris, who has pointed out that the Red Dwarf gaming chips are now available from Collectables Mania. Read more →
You Bet Your Ass News Posted by John Hoare on 23rd February 2007, 22:55 So, the Bodysnatcher stuff is deservedly taking centre stage at the moment, but I do just have to ask - Weirdest Dwarf Merchandise Evur? If you wish to improve this article, why not insert some deeply satirical joke about Teh Blairs supercasinos here? Read more →
This Is Not Cool News Posted by Seb Patrick on 7th February 2007, 14:31 We all want Dwarf t-shirts. I'm still desperate for a London Jets one, and one day, I may go down to a t-shirt shop and make one for myself. I don't see anything wrong with that, because it's not making me any money, and I know that I'd buy an official one if such a thing existed. But making money from Cafe Press by selling unofficial merch? Fuck off. Hell, if they were making the shirts themselves, they'd still be exploiting someone else's creativity, but at least they'd be putting some effort in. But this is making money off Dwarf's popularity by putting no effort in whatsoever. Just... no. And if you're going to do it, at least (a) get the font vaguely correct, and (b) learn how to spell "chameleonic". Read more →
Beat The Geek: Play.com Special Offer News Posted by Jonathan Capps on 26th September 2006, 18:55 Play.com have scored quite a coup with a very attractive exclusive special edition version of the forthcoming interactive Red Dwarf DVD quiz Beat The Geek Read more →
Red Dwarf Goes To Hollywood News Posted by John Hoare on 8th September 2006, 12:58 After much hinting, the designs for the 2007 Red Dwarf calendar are revealed. Now, the reason we've been crap at reporting on this up until now is because of our relaunch - but I must admit, I did have a slight doubt in my mind about the idea. I can't quite put into words what that doubt was... but the end result was that I was simply worried that a collection of movie poster parodies would look crap and embarrassing. Read more →
