Dwarf Poetica

Accidental (?) poetry in Red Dwarf… Like a blind old incontinent sheepdoghe’s had his dayTake him out to the barn with a double-barreled shot-gunand blow the mother away. How do you do?How do you do?So you must be ListerAnd you…

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Load 1984, Kryten.

Exhibit A: INQUISITOR: Sorry to disturb you, sir. Reality Control. ‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’ […] It was quite simple. […] ‘Reality control’, they called it. Exhibit…

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Cultivate me.

Well, I finally got a multi-region DVD player that wasn’t assembled in a Japanese men’s room. I have a fully-functional sturdily-hacked Philips as an early birthday gift from my mother. So now get ready to play: Introduce the American to…

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Casting Call

Heads up, children. I plan on entering the new official contest but since I have no editing equipment anymore I’ll be doing an animated short. Hoo! I don’t intend to divulge all the details for obvious reasons…many of us will…

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The League of Men of Honour

Alright…I’m confused. How (how!) is it that Doug is having so much trouble getting funding for this movie? Especially since The League of Gentlemen movie is not only funded, not only being made, but PRACTICALLY FINISHED? The last new series…

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