Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 19 replies - 1 through 19 (of 19 total) Author Replies March 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm in reply to: Guess the Ratings for ‘Back to Earth’ #93579 Austin RossParticipant ME. March 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm in reply to: Guess the Ratings for ‘Back to Earth’ #93568 Austin RossParticipant It’ll be the same as the number of kangaroos it takes to change a tap. Except, of course, they can’t! At best, they can locate the source of the water leak by boinging up and down inside your house to see if that somehow affects the water pressure, but even then they’re gonna be hard put to do anything about it unless one of them happens to have the right copper-connecting mechanism in her sack of babies. Failing that, I’d say 4,691 irradiated haggis. September 6, 2008 at 3:45 am in reply to: Iain Lee is a fucking cunt #84054 Austin RossParticipant Here’s my ringing endorsement: I’ve never heard of Iain Lee. I think we’re both better off that way. June 3, 2008 at 2:07 am in reply to: Attention fictionists! (And…fictionettes.) #80994 Austin RossParticipant Didn’t they just call it an “honorarium”? As though they’re giving us a gift. A gift of money! Which is the best kind of gift there is. June 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm in reply to: Attention fictionists! (And…fictionettes.) #80984 Austin RossParticipant Technically they haven’t bought any rights, which is why you can send your story elsewhere. Even so, buy issues! And write cowboy stories. Lots of them. And then submit the good ones under the name “Austin Ross.” November 15, 2007 at 8:11 am in reply to: Spin on! #125711 Austin RossParticipant Arnold J. Rimmer: A Tribute: Just the Deleted Scenes – Coming February 2009. October 10, 2007 at 4:55 pm in reply to: Radiohead : Dwarf fans? #124934 Austin RossParticipant There’s also a track called “Comedy Police.” But I think my favorite is “Fake BBC”: # He used to write comedy # For shows in the eighties # But drama always wins. # And it wears him out, it wears him out. September 23, 2007 at 4:19 pm in reply to: I am lying in a news grave. #124776 Austin RossParticipant > A friend of mine You like me! You really like me! But yeah, I thought the strangest part about the interview was the angle at which they filmed you. It was like they trapped you in a corner and just started asking you questions. …which, given local news, is probably the case. September 12, 2007 at 9:04 pm in reply to: Would you sleep with the person who posted below you? #124654 Austin RossParticipant We’d rent a motel room for the weekend and go crazy. We’d get a few shots of tequila and create Kama Sutra 2: The Revenge, and then turn it into a movie script and sell it as Weekend at Bernie’s III. September 5, 2007 at 3:49 am in reply to: What was the first episode of Red Dwarf you saw? #124607 Austin RossParticipant The best I’ve gotten out of the local PBS as far as British comedic exports are concerned is Fawlty Towers, and I’d seen it long before their aired it. The last I checked they were running through the first series of the new Doctor Who, but still. They run enough other good stuff that I’m willing to forgive them, though. August 25, 2007 at 10:11 pm in reply to: What was the first episode of Red Dwarf you saw? #124575 Austin RossParticipant The local library had a VHS copy of the first and second series, so I first saw The End. It wasn’t that long ago, either – probably five or six years at the maximum. I remember I HATED The End, but I decided I’d give it one more chance and I pretty much immediately fell in love with Future Echoes. August 2, 2007 at 4:28 am in reply to: Would you sleep with the person who posted above you? #124248 Austin RossParticipant > You realise you just shagged yourself, Austin. Why change the habit of a lifetime? August 2, 2007 at 12:43 am in reply to: Would you sleep with the person who posted above you? #124246 Austin RossParticipant If Phil were to ever star in a porno, the title should clearly be Philly’s Cheesesteak. August 2, 2007 at 12:41 am in reply to: Would you sleep with the person who posted above you? #124245 Austin RossParticipant Mmmm. I love me a piece of Phil. July 26, 2007 at 7:24 pm in reply to: Valve love Red Dwarf! #124122 Austin RossParticipant They made Half-Life and Half-Life 2. And Marc Laidlaw (aka God) wrote the stories for both of those fine games. I would seriously love it if Valve were to make a Red Dwarf game. It could be awful if done poorly, but it could also very well be the best thing ever. July 4, 2007 at 4:06 am in reply to: So, the Bodysnatcher Collection, and then…. What? #123779 Austin RossParticipant Personally, the thought of additional RD novels makes me touch myself at night. And in the morning. And much of the rest of the time. It’s getting to the point where I should probably stop thinking about it so much. May 27, 2007 at 10:03 pm in reply to: “It’s his POV” #123601 Austin RossParticipant I think G&T should start selling T-shirts. “Bring Back Red Dwalf.” “The Guy Who Plays Cat Says They’re Filming the Movie and I Believed Him.” “Americans Ruined Teh Dward, and They So Fat Dey Can’t See Their Own Cocks No More.” Seriously, that thread kills me. With endorsements like those, how can the BBC refuse? May 11, 2007 at 3:14 pm in reply to: Misheard lines #123562 Austin RossParticipant Like I said, I’ve never sorted out just what he’s saying in that scene. May 11, 2007 at 4:29 am in reply to: Misheard lines #123469 Austin RossParticipant CRAIG: They were gonna sort that out in the dub! WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD: They were gonna suck that out in the dump! RIMMER: Cunnilingus? WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD: Color lingers? LISTER: Go back to the DNA splitter! I’ve got an idea! WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD: Bleaghsadfargowellynasacks blah blah blah Scouse language blah. In fact, I’ve still never really sorted out just what the fuck Craig is saying in that last one… Author Replies Viewing 19 replies - 1 through 19 (of 19 total)
