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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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  • #228515
    Ben Saunders
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    So that thing’s spewing time back into the universe?

    #228516
    Hamish
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    What time phenomena?

    #228518
    Dave
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    The hundred years’ war?!

    #228519

    Rock rock rock rock rock. You know what they got me doing?

    #228529

    What does ‘smeg’ mean?

    #228530
    Hamish
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    Perhaps you’d like to explain to me why it is that every major battle in history has been won by the side with the shortest haircuts?

    #228533
    Ben Saunders
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    You’re going to supper with some removal men and a group of people suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

    #228534
    Dave
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    And you know *why* we can’t hear anything?

    #228539
    Hamish
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    You’re unhappy, aren’t you?

    #228545
    Ben Saunders
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    Die? Do you think he’d write and tell you?

    #228550
    Jawscvmcdia
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    Put it on your head, it makes your hair stand on end.

    #228553
    Warbodog
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    Tot?

    #228560
    Warbodog
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    Enig?

    #228564
    Dave
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    Do you know what it is about Lister that really makes me want to puke?

    #228566
    Warbodog
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    Pasta? Are you sick?

    #228575
    Moonlight
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    We’re talking enamel.

    #228582

    SKATEBOARD! How old were you?

    #228594
    Hamish
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    Wait a minute! How did they open the car door?

    #228595
    Flap Jack
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    So, what, do you have other people round, give ’em a sherry, and invite them to watch you snuff it?

    #228596
    Dave
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    What’s that poem?

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    si
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    Where’s your loose leaf files?

    #228607
    Ben Saunders
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    Big?!

    #228614
    Hamish
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    We’re still in deep space, sir, only now we’re in deep space in the 15th century. Isn’t it wonderful?

    #228618
    Ben Saunders
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    What was it Shakespeare said?

    #228620
    Warbodog
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    Would you steal verruca cream from a man with no feet?

    #228687
    Hamish
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    Have you seen a man who’s lost his luggage, about 5 foot 10, mousy hair?

    #228688
    Dave
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    Pray, what do you call it?

    #228691
    Ridley
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    Perhaps you woud like to join us on a turn round the forest and later have tea in Mr. Bingley’s gazebo?

    #228695
    Ben Saunders
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    So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you’re telling me you’re all completely sane?

    #228698
    Warbodog
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    What do I do now, dad?

    #228728
    Dave
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    Me! Who did you think, Pat Boone?

    #228731
    Flap Jack
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    So that’s it? What, we some kinda… red dwarf?

    #229042
    Jawscvmcdia
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    A whole hog? Like it wasn’t hard enough getting a whole cow?

    #229043
    bloodteller
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    sir, up ahead. the captain and the crew! should i program the ship to slow down so they can board?

    #229044
    Warbodog
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    What’s dead and dead and dead all over?

    #229045
    Flap Jack
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    Why did you say that name? Mr. Gazpacho?! Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

    #229048
    Hamish
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    What – so he’s just some old bum who pushes around a pram full of string?

    #229078
    Jimboid
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    Oh, have we got a video?

    #229079

    You didn’t think this was about getting out of here did you?

    #229082
    Flap Jack
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    So you mean nothing’s been real since then? Blue Midget? The Ground Controller? None of that was real? You mean after all this, I still haven’t got a date??

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    You’re travelling twice the speed of light, what is the stopping distance?

    #229085
    Ben Saunders
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    And the thinking time?

    #229086
    Dave
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    Plead you do how?

    #229087
    Ian Symes
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    Call me paranoid, but you don’t think they were these Psiren dude things, do you?

    #229088

    What d’ya think of Betty?

    #229089
    bloodteller
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    You haven’t been to the medibay to get this virus off, have you?

    #229090

    Would you like to join me, Mr Rimmer?!!

    #229094
    Hamish
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    A Fallopian tube is a musical instrument, true or false? True?

    #229097
    Warbodog
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    You’ve got no magnificence in your soul, have you, Rimmer?

    #229104
    Pete Part Three
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    Why red?

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