Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is?

[Ben Saunders]

Discuss this important question.

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[Ben Saunders]

What’s going down in groove town then?

[Hamish]

What do you think I am, a holiday villa in the Algarve?

[Dave]

You’d risk your lives for me?

[Warbodog]

That’s as well as maybe, but have you seen this? ..|..

[Flap Jack]

What are you gonna do, leave a horse’s head made out of marzipan in my bed?

[Warbodog]

This is fun, are you mad?

[Ben Saunders]

But how’d’ya do that, Hol?

[Dave]

But how’d’ya do that, Hol?

[Jawscvmcdia]

I could have invented a new theory of quantum mechanics instead of saying that, it’s just not right.

[Hamish]

You never learn, do you?

[Dave]

What is this, cabaret? Entertainment while you eat?

[Pete Part Three]

Would you watch a Red Dwarf cartoon?

[Dave]

How can the same smeg happen to the same guy twice?

[si]

Oh ay, we did, didn’t we?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

How did they open the car door?

[Dave]

Where’d you get it, Titan?

Don’t you realise that that thing could be carrying anything?

Don’t you remember what happened on the Oregon with the rabbits?

[Ben Paddon]

Well, you’d better find out, hadn’t you? It’s obviously beyond me, I’ve got more teeth than brain cells, remember?

[Ben Saunders]

What are you rebelling against?

[Dave]

But that was you sir, last week, don’t you remember?

[Ian Symes]

Remember Argyle Somerfield, the old movie star?

[Dave]

Well, Sartre, we don’t like existentialists around here, and we certainly don’t like French philosophers poncing around in their black polo-necks filling everyone’s heads with their theories about the bleakness of existence and the absurdity of the cosmos, clear?

[Warbodog]

What happened to him, his voice finally break?

[Dave]

Didn’t it strike you as curious that Hitler didn’t really look very much like Hitler?

[Jawscvmcdia]

I knew it didn’t smell right. Oh my god!

[bloodteller]

Power Ketchup, get it?

What’s to get?

Power sauuuuuuuuce.

[Ben Saunders]

You got that?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

What’s to stop us going back to the Gemini 12 and picking it up all over again?

[Plastic Percy]

Let me think of a cogent paradigm…

[Moonlight]

And basically that’s the gag.

[Dave]

Have you been trying to explain about our future selves again, sir?

[Warbodog]

Now that I am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised?

[Dave]

My god, are you going to take a flying leap?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Gambling with BEGGs? You’ve been gambling with BEGGs?! Those garbage-munchers!

[Ben Saunders]

What’s wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?

[cwickham]

What, moves move?

[Dave]

Was he Swedish?

[Hamish]

What’s a lemon?

[cwickham]

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[Pete Part Three]

What about us brain-dead slobs?

[Ian Symes]

Were you sent here by the devil?

[Dave]

What’s it called?

[Ben Saunders]

What the hell are you doin’, Shirley?

[cwickham]

What the hell are you doing with my money in your house, Fred?

[Hamish]

Who keeps the metric system down?

[Dave]

Can’t someone else do it?

[cwickham]

Okay, Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?

[Pete Part Three]

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

[cwickham]

What’s the difference between Victor Meldrew and a chef who keeps dropping his pancakes?

[Ben Saunders]

But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

[Moonlight]

‘Tis a fine barn, but no pool.

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