Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

JIMMY EAT RIMMERWORLD FT TAYLOR SWIFT

Taylor Swift joins Jimmy Eat World to perform their hit The Middle on the planet Rimmerworld.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THE BEST DAY

Taylor Swift is about to get turned off, so goes to the pub with her mates, has a great day and then wakes up crying about friendship, which her mates are all too hungover to give a shit about.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BETTER THAN REVENGE

Taylor Swift enters a total immersion video game where she takes out her revenge on all her worst enemies.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

ENCHANTED

Taylor Swift gets quantum enchanted with Kryten

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

DANCING WITH OUR HANDS TONGUE TIED

Taylor Swifts’ cat alter ego released a single to rival Danny’s

[Dave]

IT’S OLD OUTSIDER

A contributor to the ‘idea for an episode’ thread feels baffled by a conversation that revolves around puns to do with Taylor Swift, an artist who he has little to no familiarity with.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

WIKIPEDIA HOLE

A forum member discovers a website spewing knowledge onto the internet and uses it to come up with funny puns for the ‘idea for an episode’ thread.

[cwickham]

YOU NEED TO MELT DOWN

Highly controversial Taylor Swift music video featuring wax droids of Hitler, Caligula and Stalin.

[cwickham]

ME!OCRACY

Taylor Swift is elected President of Red Dwarf.

[cwickham]

NANARCHERY

Rimmer is hit by some extremely small arrows.

[cwickham]

BIRLING IN THE RED

Mr Birling arrives from the wrong sitcom, demanding to be taken to the final of the Rugby World Cup.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THE END IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

Patrick Stewart reprises his role as ‘Talking Head’ from Red Dwarf Night more than 2 decades ago, but will only talk about the first episode of series 1 and the last episode of series 10.

[Dave]

YOUR JUDGE… SHALL BE… YOUR SHELF

The crew of Red Dwarf have their worthiness to exist judged by an Ikea flatpack Billy Bookcase.

[Dave]

YOUR JUDGE… SHALL BE… YOUR ELF

The crew of Red Dwarf have their worthiness to exist judged by a fictional associate of Father Christmas.

[Dave]

YOUR JUDGE… SHALL BE… YUSUF

The crew of Red Dwarf have their worthiness to exist judged by Cat Stevens.

[Dave]

YOUR JUDGE… SHALL BE… YO! SUSHI

The crew of Red Dwarf have their worthiness to exist judged by a chain of Japanese fast-food restaurants.

[cwickham]

BAYVIEW IN THE RED

The occupants of Bayview Retirement Village arrive on board the ship, having got confused because of an episode of Red Dwarf with the same name as the sitcom they star in.

[cwickham]

GREGG

Queeg returns, but is now inexplicably played by Gregg Wallace.

[cwickham]

EMIT A VEW

Timewave’s title almost, but doesn’t quite, makes a fascinating anagram related to its subject matter.

[Dave]

VAMIT WEE

Timewave’s title almost, but doesn’t quite, makes a fascinating anagram describing its quality.

[cwickham]

PO TWEET PART

Pete (Part Two)’s title is revealed to be an anagram predicting a sexting scandal involving one of the Teletubbies.

[By Jove its holmes]

When i was 14 me and my brother were taught German by an elderly German immigrant. Being immature teenage arseholes, we asked each other whether she had been a Nazi camp guard.You simply couldn’t have a stupid joke like that today..

Rimmer meets his old German teacher is a *perfect* idea for an episode. He probably treated him/her worse than Basil Fawlty did those guests in “The Germans”,

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

PSIRENS-IOUS

A psiren infiltrates the ‘idea for an episode thread’, but mis-reads the devolved purpose of the thread and instead of leaving a punny comment, posts a serious idea, the likes of which the forum hasn’t seen for years.

He is promptly shot, and the thread takes issue in being saved in such a way, as everyone protests that their ideas are all, 100% and completely serious.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

ONLY THE GOOSE …

The final episode of series 8 is re-edited to include only the footage of character Nick ‘Goose’ Bradshaw.

A 4 hour documentary follows about how the wrong tapes were delivered to the edit suite and GNP have actually accidentally spent their budget for the next 5 years on re-editing Top Gun, and no-one noticed.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

GUNPERSONS OF THE APOCOLYPSE

New title for the series 6 episode to be included on all future releases to appear more inclusive.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

PARENTS/GUARDIAN AND SUNS

New title for the series 10 episode to be included on all future releases to appear more inclusive.

[cwickham]

ONLY THE GOOP…

Gwyneth Paltrow arrives from a parallel universe to defraud the Dwarfers with her bogus lifestyle products.

[Dave]

WE HAVE (30) TO GO!

Kryten counts down how long it will take for this thread to hit 5,000 posts and page 11.

[Dave]

WE HAVE (29) TO GO!

Kryten continues counting down how long it will take for this thread to hit 5,000 posts and page 11.

[By Jove its holmes]

Lister: Now how do we refer to the person who just appeared on the screen?

Kryten: He’s Donald Tru-

Lister: No, He’s a smeg..head.

[Pete Part Three]

TRACKING THE THREAD

A forum poster logs into Ganymede & Titan to see how the efforts to hit 5000 posts in the “Idea for an episode” thread are progressing.

[cwickham]

BACK IN THE RED PART FIVE THOUSAND

The only idea for an episode worse than whatever the five thousandth post in this thread ends up being.

[cwickham]

QUEEG FIVE THOUSAND

Queeg returns ten times in a row.

[Dave]

5,000 IRRADIATED HAGGIS

Rimmer rounds up.

[Dave]

THE MMMMM SONG

Smeg and the Heads write a song in Latin to celebrate this thread reaching 5000 posts.

[Dave]

CHECK TRADE-IN PRICE AGAINST POST 5000

When Kryten crashes on a psi-moon, his delirious mind dreams of the ‘idea for an episode’ thread.

[cwickham]

MMMMM-BOP

Hanson are booked for a special party to celebrate this thread reaching 5000 posts.

[cwickham]

MMMMM… SPRINKLES

Homer Simpson arrives from a parallel universe to celebrate this thread reaching 5000 posts.

[cwickham]

MMMMM-CORP

M-Corp, but repeated 5000 times.

[cwickham]

MMMMMAROONED

Marooned, but with all the lines redubbed by someone with a speech impediment.

[Dave]

ROTER ZWERG

Rimmer meets his old German teacher, with hilarious consequences.

[cwickham]

LATHEING FOR GOD

The Cat goes on the rampage with a lathe tool.

[cwickham]

LATHERING FOR GOD

The Cat has a bath.

[Dave]

ANYONE GOT A BURGER? HAVEN’T EATEN IN 5000 MINUTES

Wax-droid Elvis is starved for three and a half days.

[cwickham]

WAVERING FOR GOD

The Cat is unsure of what to do next.

[cwickham]

PETE PART FIVE THOUSAND

An endless stream of shit continues.

[Dave]

BACK TO REAL ITALY

Channel 5 travelogue in which the cast of Red Dwarf visit Florence, Rome and Sicily.

[cwickham]

BEYOND A JO

New version of “Beyond a Joke” guest-starring the new leader of the Liberal Democrats.

[Dave]

BIC IN THE RED

Lister cuts himself while shaving, in the future.

[Dave]

BIC TO REALITY

Rimmer wakes up from a video game to discover that he is not clean-shaven.

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