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Here is my idea for an episode.
The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.
That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.
Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.
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MACK²
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THE DINO’S MASTER PLAN
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY II
Sequel to Franks for the Memory where Rimmer gives Lister all his memories of his half-brother Frank.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY III
Sequel to Franks for the Memory II where Rimmer gives Lister all his memories of Captain Hollister.
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY IV
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY V
Sequel to Franks for the Memory IV where Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of the actress Tanya Franks.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VI
Sequel to Franks for the Memory V where Lister gives Rimmer all his German sausages.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VII
Sequel to Franks for the Memory VI where Lister gives Rimmer all his memories of reading the works of Mary Shelley.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY VIII
Sequel to Franks for the Memory VII where Lister gives Rimmer all his Frank Sinatra albums.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY IX
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY X
Sequel to Franks for the Memory IX where Lister gives Rimmer all his coinage in an obsolete French currency.
FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XI
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XII
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XIII
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XIV
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XV
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FRANKS FOR THE MEMORY XVI
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