Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

Topic

[Dave]

AANARCHY

Norman Lovett returns to the show after a years-long absence, during which he has retrained as an AA repairman.

[Dave]

BAACKWARDS

Starbug appears to be running smoothly. However, when an AA repairman arrives the ship immediately develops a serious fault, which gradually starts to get better on its own after the AA repairman leaves. Shortly before the issue is completely resolved, Lister calls the AA.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THAANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

Rimmer is feeling a little down about his failures in life, so Lister gifts him 8 months of his memories as an AA repair man.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

TWENTICAA

The crew chase a group of motornoids back in time to the early 20th century and aid the Earth in lifting the breakdown repair service inhibitor that prevents people for getting help when their cars breakdown.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

GIVE AND TAAKE

The crew find a vital component of Starbug is missing. Upon meeting Snacky, they discover he overheard the AA people discussing the secrets of their trade, and offer to fix it for them

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

GAANYMEDE AAND TITAAN YEA SIR I’VE BEEN AAROUND

The opening show of Red Dwarf starts with a man being interviewed for a job with the AA, as he explains how he has experience fixing cars all over the solar system

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

STOKE ME AA KIPPER

An AA man from another dimension arrives aboard Starbug to recruit Rimmer into the car breakdown recovery industry

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

RED DWARF AA-Z

The 10th Anniversary documentary is updated to include the recent AA as campaign.

[Pete Part Three]

BEYOND AA JOKES

And yet, here we are.

[cwickham]

CRYSTAL BLUE MIDGET PERSUASION

Lister cooks meth in the kitchen on board Blue Midget.

[Dave]

BREAKDOWN

When the Red Dwarf crew visit a planet full of malfunctioning wax droids, the AA turn up to fix them, even though they’re not cars or anything.

[Dave]

BAACK IN THE RED

Lister waits for an AA repairman who is meant to show up in under an hour but ends up taking closer to 90 minutes, partly because he stopped halfway through to do a silly dance with his van.

[Dave]

SAAMSAARAA

Every time the AA man tries to fix Starbug, it inexplicably gets worse.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

CONFIDENCE AAND PARANOIA

Lister contracts a mutated virus and his hullucinations of AA repair men trying to fix a blown out tire become solid, with one fairly confident he can find the hidden spare wheel to replace it and get the car back on the road, whilst the other is fairly paranoied they’ll have to tow them to their desitnation.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

GUNMEN OF THE AAPOCOLYPSE

Starbug contracts a deadly compute virus that locks it on a collison course with a lava moon. Kryten, in a bid to beat the program, attempts to create a dove program. The crew enter his dreams and find themselves at a car breakdown recovery seminar, and have to fight off hordes of AA employees to defeat the virus and regain control of Starbug.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BAACK TO EARTH PART 2

The crew have to call the AA because they locked their keys in Starbug. Finally someone smashes the back window to gain access.

[cwickham]

FUTURER ECHOES

Lister starts getting visions of a popular Netflix science-fiction series.

[cwickham]

MARMALADOONED

Dave lose the master tape to Marooned seconds before a repeat broadcast, and put on an episode of Educating Marmalade instead.

[cwickham]

STELLAROCRACY

The Dwarfers have a vote on whether or not to do an advert for the AA.

[Pete Part Three]

BACK FROM THE DEAD

New title for the opening episode of Series VII in a universe where a famous band no longer exists.

[Pete Part Three]

THANKS FOR THE MEMORY OF THE BEATLES

The famous band suddenly exists again, so Doug dutifully references one of their songs in the opening episode of Series VII. Other stuff of lesser consequence also occurs.

[Dave]

HOW CANOE BE AMBUSHED BY FIVE BLACK HOLES

Star-studded episode in which celebrities such as Johnny Vegas, Ainsley Harriott, Jenny Agutter and Ruby Wax briefly canoe onto the screen for a matter of seconds and then hurriedly paddle away.

[cwickham]

MAROON ED

Educational video about a dark red colour.

[cwickham]

SILICONIA CHIP INSIDE HER HEAD GETS SWITCHED TO OVERLOAD

The Dwarfers discover what it is like to be turned into the Boomtown Rats.

[cwickham]

MR BOOMTOWN RAT

Remastered version of “Skipper” where Mr Rat is played by Bob Geldof.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THEY DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU’RE BOOMTOWN RAT ARSED

Starbug flies up Bob Geldof’s bum

[Dave]

BOOMDOWN

A wax droid version of Bob Geldof is killed by a wax droid version of Katie Hopkins.

[Dave]

THAT GOOD OL’ TODDLIN’ BOOMTOWN

Bob Geldof covers ‘Lunar City Seven’.

[Dave]

BOB THE BUM

Bob Geldof.

[cwickham]

GELDOF AND TAKE

Lister’s kidneys are stolen by Bob Geldof.

[cwickham]

ONLY THE GELDOF…

Rimmer knees Bob Geldof in the balls.

[cwickham]

GELDOF OF THE APOCALYPSE

Bob Geldof dresses as a cowboy.

[cwickham]

WAITING FOR GELDOF

The Dwarfers turn out to have actually been waiting for Bob Geldof to turn up all this time, rather than having been trying to get back to Earth.

[Dave]

RED DOF

Bob Geldof becomes a communist.

[Dave]

TO THE MEMORY OF THE MEMORY OF PAULA YATES

I literally can’t think of any description for this title that isn’t somehow crass and offensive, so I’ll just leave it at Bob Geldof.

[Dave]

MAKE IT THE SONIC BOOMTOWN

Bob Geldof is hired to play Sonic The Hedgehog in the upcoming live-action movie adaptation.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BOOMTOWN TO REALITY

The crew wake up to find out they are actually members of the Boomtown Rats playing a video game

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

I DON’T LIKE FRIDAYS TO RIDE

Before journying with Lister and the crew to become his own assassin, President Kennedy re-records I Don’t Like Mondays (before its release) to chronical the fateful day he assassinated himself from behind the grassy knoll

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BOOMTOWN IN THE RED

The latest Boomtown Rats tour is running a defecit, so they’re all sent to prison for failure to pay debts. If you look closely, they are all in the background of the group prisoner scenes throughout VIII

[cwickham]

MR RAT TRAP

Mr Rat is chased by Bob Geldof, who is wielding a gigantic mousetrap.

[cwickham]

DEAR DAVE

The rights to the sixth Boomtown Rats studio album turn out to be really expensive.

[cwickham]

A HOLD OF ME²

New re-edit of Me² where one of the Rimmers is played by Bob Geldof.

[Dave]

I’M A PLEASURE GELDOF

The crew of Red Dwarf encounters a creature who, no matter what Boomtown Rats song it sings, always *sounds* like it’s singing “I don’t like Mondays” because it’s their only good one.

[Dave]

I DON’T LIKE MOONDAYS

Sequel to Terrorform in which Bob Geldof crashes on a psi-moon, which instantly erupts around him and transforms itself into the entire all-star roster of Band Aid telling him how great he is.

[Dave]

BLUE MIDGE URE

Midge Ure is disappointed at being left out of the previous episode.

[Dave]

BLUE MIDGE URE IS LOADED

Midge Ure’s depression manifests itself as a drinking binge.

[Dave]

BLUE MIDGE URE DANCING

The inevitable result.

[cwickham]

THE QUARANTINE XPERIMENTATIONS

It is revealled that for all the recordings of his recent radio sitcom, Rob Grant attended in a gingham dress, and forced all the cast and crew to dress likewise.

[cwickham]

THE QUEEG XPERIMENTATIONS

Charles Augins guest stars in Rob Grant’s new radio sitcom.

[cwickham]

THE QUANDERHORN XTENDED

New director’s cut of Rob Grant’s recent radio sitcom.

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