PLOTS FOR SERIES 11

[Pecospete666]

PLOTS FOR SERIES 11?

I would like to see serious bad guys in some sort of in ship battle!

Topic

[Ben Paddon]

A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the The Rimmer Experience from “Blue”.

[Connell]

“A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the The Rimmer Experience from “Blue”.”

But why would they do X again?

[CackThosePants]

> I’m going to regret that in the morning. CHEEEERS!

Correct.

Anyway Iove an episode where Kryten has to wear that old northern head from DNA. Moaning and attacking everyone left and right.

Rimmer : Kryten have you completed when I requested?

Kryten : I don’t need no bloody idiot talking me like that. If you want to walk up the hill to buy some bread – you do it yourself you lazy bugger!

[Reece]

But why would they do X again?

[CackThosePants]

^ LOL

Craig’s wig must be made of liquorice. A weave of Bertie Bassett’s pubic hairs.

[anniescribe]

A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the dream sequence from “Blue.”

[Reece]

A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the dream sequence from “Blue.”

“Rimmer! You’re a hologram?!”

“Yes. That’s because I’m dead. Dead as a can of spam. And it’s all thanks to you.”

“Oh Rimsy…”

“Oh Listy…”

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

In the Series XI finale, Kryten gets the rejuvenation shower working. However, a giant cock up happens which results in Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kochanski turning into toddlers and the effects are irreversible. This leads to a spin off entitled “Red Dwarf Babies” – where Kryten becomes the kids’ headless nanny after they destroyed all his spare heads and for some reason, Rimmer now has a tomboyish twin sister who bullies him endlessly.

[anniescribe]

As a fan of the long-forgotten Muppet Babies cartoon, I both salute Stephen and point out Kryten doesn’t NEED a head (we never saw Nanny’s).

[si]

I have a Muppet Babies LP. Just thought I’d mention it.

[Connell]

In the series finale, I want to see Warwick Davis painted red and chased round the ship, it would finally answer that age old question of what the fuck ‘Red Dwarf’ actually means.

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

As a fan of the long-forgotten Muppet Babies cartoon, I both salute Stephen…

I think as long as we have youtube, Muppet Babies won’t be (or stay) long-forgotten :o) *salutes back*

and point out Kryten doesn’t NEED a head (we never saw Nanny’s).

I know. I just thought it would be a…. well…umm… I don’t want to say funny idea… if there be a reason like that behind the now Headless Nanny Kryten.

I have a Muppet Babies LP. Just thought I’d mention it.

SHOW-OFF! What’s it called and what songs are on it? I don’t think I’ve seen a Muppet Babies LPs on Muppet Wiki before.

[Danny Stephenson]

I was talking about Muppet Babies last night, and it occurred how expensive that show potentially was to produce. I believe it was Lucasfilm who made it so the clips from either 20th Century Fox or Lucasfilm-owned that were used were either licensed or fair game given they were created by the same production company.

But still, it was awesome. I still want it on DVD.

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

Same here! Same goes for Season 4 & 5 of The Muppet Show and Muppets Tonight. Of the bunch, I’d say we’re more likely to get TMS 4 & 5, but even they should’ve been released years ago. Hopefully, the success of the latest film will speed that up and maybe even increase the chances of getting Muppet Babies and Muppets Tonight on DVD.

[A Bailey]

Returning to our Dimension to catch up with Lister for a curry, Ace Rimmer is captured by Gelfs and the Dwarfers must rescue him. Hijinks ensue when Series X Rimmer must pretend to be Ace to carry off the ruse. Close to making a successful escape Lister is confronted by his Gelf wife but manages to comfort her through a rousing ten minute speech on the nature of humanity. Ace Rimmer blasts off back into the unknown, except was it him or the other Rimmer? In celebration of their success they all dig into a pile of kippers. Lister pours ketchup on his.

Meanwhile onboard Red Dwarf, Kryten struggles to make the perfect souffle.

It has never occurred to me before this moment just how many episodes feature multiple Rimmers.

[CackThosePants]

Tiny Toones > Muppet Babies

I heard the new Muppets film is good, it’s on Sky Movies this Christmas, so will check it out.

Good old Father Murdoch :D

[Danny Stephenson]

Tiny Toons and Animaniacs were fucking amazing work. In terms of educational value they were absolutely fantastic. Muppet Babies is one of those things that will always make me feel insanely nostalgic, like Trap Door.

I do have heard good things about ‘The Muppets’, any film that can get Dave Grohl as a cameo gets my vote.

[Connell]

Fuck, I remember watching Trap Door on a mangey VHS I got from a car boot sale when I was about 8 or 9, I took it home thinking it was a Sooty video and was greeted to that, more than made up for it!

[si]

The Muppet Babies LP is called ‘Rocket to the Stars’. Here it is with my ‘collection’ of Muppet Show LPs:

Tracklisting:
Side One:
The Muppet Babies Theme
Merry Go Round
Keep Rockin’
Dream For Your Inspiration
Good Things Happen In The Dark
Side Two:
Camilla
Rocket To The Stars
Practice Makes Perfect
It’s Up To You
I Can’t Help Being A Star
The Muppet Babies Theme (Reprise)

Somewhat unbelievably, that album dates from 1985. No, I haven’t listened to it recently. Yes, my living room rug does want a run over with the hoover.

[Pete Part Three]

>I do have heard good things about ‘The Muppets’, any film that can get Dave Grohl as a cameo gets my vote.

I liked it but I found the second half a little weak. There are rather a lot of meta-jokes and I found these a little wearing after a while as it seemed to be where 95% of the comedy was derived from.

Muppet Christmas Carol still top of the heap.

[Phil]

>The Great Muppet Caper still top of the heap.

FIXED WHAT YOU SAID BY CHANGING IT TO SOMETHING THAT I AGREE WITH

[anniescribe]

Glad to see so much Muppet Babies love all over this thread. I was pretty well in junior high or high school when that was on, I believe, but I had a little sister who liked watching, and it was fun for me, as well. That show had a good deal of adult humor that flew over the heads of the little ones. :-)

On another note, I’ll just say this is one of the very few websites featuring the phrase “multiple Rimmers” that I’m allowed to pull up here at work.

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

Tiny Toons and Animaniacs were fucking amazing work.

SO AGREE WITH YOU! I’ve been rewatching Animaniacs this year (along with Pinky and the Brain). I haven’t rewatched Tiny Toons yet, but plan to. I WANT THEM ALL ON DVD DAMMIT!

I liked it but I found the second half a little weak. There are rather a lot of meta-jokes and I found these a little wearing after a while as it seemed to be where 95% of the comedy was derived from.

I loved it, but I can understand what you’re saying, Pete. I can also understand some of the criticisms Frank Oz has come out with aswell, but for me personally, I was just so happy to have Scooter and Rowlf back with the main gang where they belong and not have Pepe taking up a lot of screen time. I hope they keep it that way for the next film. I don’t so much mind Pepe getting more to do, but if Scooter and Rowlf get pushed away into the back again, I won’t be happy. They deserve better than that IMO.

Si, I love that pic! Though I wish I had that LP, I was lucky enough to get some downloads of The Muppet Show albums (and some other old Muppet Soundtracks, too) to put on my iPod.

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

Glad to see so much Muppet Babies love all over this thread. I was pretty well in junior high or high school when that was on, I believe, but I had a little sister who liked watching, and it was fun for me, as well. That show had a good deal of adult humor that flew over the heads of the little ones. :-)

When I was a kid, Muppet Babies was really the only Muppet thing I watched. I loved it. I also did watch The Muppets Take Manhattan and I actually thought for a while that Muppet Babies came first and that film, and all the other stuff were made afterwards. So it was really baffling to me when Skeeter just disappeared and seemed to be forgotten about.

And when I first saw Muppets Tonight, The Muppet Christmas Carol and Treasure Island, it really confused and upset me that Scooter seemed to disappear and Rowlf would get a cameo or two. Of course, not knowing anything about the Muppet Performers and the behind the scenes reason for that happening.

[Ben Kirkham]

“Tiny Toons and Animaniacs were fucking amazing work.”

Fuck Yes! I used to have the Tiny Toons game for the Mega Drive, bloody loved it. And Animaniacs had the fabulous Pinky and the Brain.

[Pecospete666]

Fritz the cat is my childhood cartoon!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_the_Cat_(film)

Before most of you were born!

[Pete Part Three]

Isn’t it your childhood now?

[Pecospete666]

I’m on my third!

“FaceOver” great free photo app

[Pecospete666]

Though I do not know” Ian” personal his Internet personally reminds me of “Fritz”

[Reece]

Wow.

[Blisschick]

Yeah.

[Ben Kirkham]

Er… um… that’s just… wrong.

[Ridley]

Lister builds a Cat flap into the hull of the ship. He immediately regrets it when another member of Felis sapiens arrives on board and starts pelting him with dead pigeons.

[Connell]

Half an hour of Rimmer’s slideshows

[clem]

The Mugs Murphy Show

[anniescribe]

“Half an hour of Rimmer’s slideshows” – Yeah, no. Only if Rimmer will narrate it. With his ass to the camera the entire time. 0:-)

[Blisschick]

:)

[Pecospete666]

Blisschick drinking that white lightning again?

[CackThosePants]

White lightning enema, because your worth it.

[Pecospete666]

Crack! does crack in your name mean you smoke it?
I ride the horse!

[CackThosePants]

Love to sniff your crack. I bet it smells like skittles because your one fruity slut.

* Sniffs……..”Aah, Pecos!”

[JamesTC]

Series XI Episode 1

Holly returns! And this time it is two for the price of one as we have the male Holly on Red Dwarf and the female Holly on Starbug. Hilarity ensues as Red Dwarf is blown up and they have to spend the rest of the series on Starbug.

[Reece]

Holly returns! And this time it is two for the price of one as we have the male Holly on Red Dwarf and the female Holly on Starbug. Hilarity ensues as Red Dwarf is blown up and they have to spend the rest of the series on Starbug.

~Fin

[CackThosePants]

> ~Fin

More like “sued” …..he stole my idea.

Though to be fair only the first part. I never said it could be funny or the blowing up bit. We’re split the profits.

[applemask]

David Ross and Robert Llewellyn fight to the death inside a barbed-wire thunderdome

[CackThosePants]

Applemask your evil idea is rotten to the core.

[JamesTC]

The gang find out they are just characters in a TV show called “Red Dwarf”. They have to stop the show being cancelled by fixing some frame dropping.

[JamesTC]

Vicar of Duane Dibbley

[Ben Paddon]

Red Dwarf is on a collision course with a star, and their only hope is a JMC data disc that’s supposed to be compatible with every current-model computer system in the fleet! However the files are stored in a format that the on-board JMC computer can’t open…!

(Yes, this is me being bitter about the 1080i50 Bluray.)

[Connell]

Dibbley or no Dibbley – The thrilling spinoff.

[Author]

Replies