Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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LAST OF THE URINE RECYC

New title of the alternate ending to Out of Time

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ITS COLDPLAY OUTSIDE

Lister spots 00s indie rock band floating in space and decides to leave them there

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S CLUB SERIES VII XTENDED

An early 00s pop group are digitally inserted into a number of extended scenes from three series 7 episodes

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FUN FUN FUN IN THE SUN

Rimmer repeatedly fires an American indie group into the nearest sun.

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NIRVANA CRANE

Rimmer has sex with a holographic Kurt Cobain

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BACK IN THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

Starbug crash lands into a Californian funk band

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BLINK 182

An episode of Doctor Who is accidentally broadcast on Dave 182 times instead of series XIII

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THE LAST GREEN DAY

Lister listens to the latest Green Day song and hopes for a psychotic robot to kill them before they can release anymore music.

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BACK TO BLACK

An encounter with a jazz squid traps they crew in the hallucination of an Amy Winehouse album.

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TICKE TO RIDE

The crew travel back in time and accidentally prevent the murder of John Lennon. The eventually recruit Lennon to murder himself for the good of the future of humanity.

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RINGOWORLD

The crew encounter a world populated by thousands of Ringo Star clones, and decide to skip this one.

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LENIN AND MCCARTY

Lister names his robotic fish after to politicians with opposing ideologies

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BACK IN THE RED SCARE

Starbug crashed into 1950s America and are accused of being communists

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BACK TO EARTH WIND AND FIRE

The crew encounter a squid that induces a group hallucination that they are a part of a musical group spanning multiple genres

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BLUE

Lister really misses his one love, an early 00s boy band.

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KOOL AND THE GANGNAM STYLE OF THE APOCALYPSE

A 60s R&B group infect Starbug with a cover of a Korean viral song from 2012.

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AGAINST ME2!

Rimmer has a sex changes and duplicates herself before forming a punk rock band.

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DEMONS AND ANGELS AND AIRWAVES

Red Dwarf blows up, splitting in two and forming a version with low versions of the crew, and a version with band whose lead singer is obsessed with finding aliens. Rimmer decides to stay onboard.

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DEAD KENNEDYS

The crew travel back in time and accidentally end the career of a 70s punk rock band, and have to set about reforming the group.

Lister and Cat eat a human, inexplicably mistaking it to be chicken.

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HOLE

The crew discover a space anomaly that is spewing a Courtney Love into the universe.

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ONLY THE HOWARD GOODALL

CD box set release of all the Red Dwarf music cues written by Howard Goodall.

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INTERRUPTERS

The crew have to justify their existence to a ska punk band that sound a lot like Rancid.

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LARS FREDERISKEN AND THE BACKWARDS

The crew an orange swirly thing in space and enter a universe where a guitarist from ska punk band Rancid forms a solo side project with a group of people with learning disabilities.

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M-CORP PEOPLE

The crew install an update to Red Dwarfs computer that mutes all music by the band M People

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SLIPKNOT

The series XI steel book release is sent out with a a typo’d working episode title in place of Timewave.

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FATHERS AND SONNY AND CHER

Lister discovers his real parents are a 60s American rock duo.

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STATUS QUO LEAK

Red Dwarfs PA system starts playing Status Quo on repeat, and the crew somehow use this to travel back in time

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T. REX

The crew use a time wand to turn a sparrow into a giant Marc Bolan

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T. REX PART 2

Marc Bolan shits everywhere

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TERRORVISION

Rimmer is kidnapped by a 90s rock band that keeps singing ‘Tequila’ at him until the crew arrive to rescue him.

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VANILLA POD

Rimmer becomes obsesses with Norfolk punks Vanilla Pod, believing them to be aliens.

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BALANCE OF POWER OF LOVE

The crew travel back to 1985 and must find an equilibrium between three songs all released with the same name.

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CONFIDENCE AND PARAMORE

Lister hallucinates late 00s pop punk band Paramore who are ultimately killed by his own confidence.

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BOWLING FOR GAZPACHO SOUP

Lister discovers Rimmer’s last words were the lyrics to ‘Girl all the Bad Guys Want’

[Warbodog]

U²

Second-person-pronoun textspeak remake of Me², by popular demand.

[Warbodog]

ASCIIN THE RED

Doug finally secures funding for the Red Dwarf Movie, but only enough to animate it as a sequence of vague ASCII glyphs. =###<

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ASKIN’ THE RUDD

Doug inquires about the possibility of Paul Rudd making a guest appearance on Red Dwarf.

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BASKIN-ROBBINS THE RED

Spotting the opportunity for some product placement, Doug has “Pete (Part Two)” redubbed to change all the references to mint choc chip ice cream to a brand name.

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BARKING THE RED

Sequel to Cassandra where Lister explores the possibility of becoming a dog.

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STARK IN THE RED

All Series VIII episodes are re-filmed with all the cast in the nude, making dozens of knob jokes every minute.

[cwickham]

STAN OF WORMS

Rimmer reveals himself to be a huge fan of worms.

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JAM OF WORMS

Kryten is forced to make a fresh batch of marmalade by mincing all of Rimmer’s pet worms.

[Dave]

BEYOND A POKE

Lister insists that he sees Kochanski as more than just a sex object, and wants to develop a meaningful relationship with her.

[Dave]

BEYOND A TOKE

Lister realises his marijuana habit is getting out of hand.

[Dave]

BEYOND A WOKE

The crew of Red Dwarf compete to see who can come across as the most progressive and socially-aware, leading to a climax in which Rimmer writes a ludicrous Guardian clickbait article about how racist traffic lights are.

[Dave]

BEYOND A BLOKE

Robert Llewellyn begins work on his next book.

[Dave]

BEYOND JOHN NOAKES

Rimmer tries to remember who succeeded the eponymous presenter on ‘Blue Peter’.

[Dave]

BLUE PETE

A gigantic CGI T-Rex shits everywhere and has a dream about getting off with Rimmer.

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TIM TO RIDE

Kochanski booty calls her ex-boyfriend Tim

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TIM WAVE

Tim comes out to Kochanski and breaks off their BWF relationship

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