Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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[Dave]

Brotherly Love; Unusual Ending

[Dave]

Convalescing Over Nasty ‘Flu, Incoherent Dave Experiences Nightmares, Creating Egocentric And Neurotic Duo.

Presently: Another Rimmer, As Navigation Officer Isn’t Available.

[si]

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The crew stop a bloke in his boxer shorts from washing his jeans in order to save the universe.

[Ian Symes]

Those backronyms made this thread temporarily worth visiting. They deserve a topic of their own.

[Flap Jack]

Todhunter, Hollister, Everyone’s
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[Flap Jack]

Canaries’ Assignment: Stop Singing And Nearly Die, Relays Ackerman

[clem]

That Immensely Maligned Episode. We Aren’t Very Amused.

[clem]

I can’t spell.

[clem]

Entertained.

[Dave]

Hologrammatic Officer Lady Often Seems Horny. Intimacy Proliferates.

[Dave]

Boys Enter The Totally Electronic Reality. Tony Hawks Appears.

Neuroses Later Inevitably Fuck Everything.

[Dave]

Temporal Instability Kills Kennedy, After Timedrive Operation Results In Dallas Escapades.

[cwickham]

BACKRONYM IN THE RED

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[Warbodog]

Bar Arranging Chronological Kerfuffle,
Wilma Arousal, Red Dwarf Shuffle

[Warbodog]

Pete’s Sister Is Really Evil Neuron Sucker

[Warbodog]

Kryten Reveals Your Twat In Explicit Telecast. Vile!

[Dave]

Boredom Aggravates Lister And Necessitates Chef’s Exam.

Ostentatiously Falsifies Pass Outside, Which Exasperates Rimmer.

[Flap Jack]

Spaceship’s Authoritarian Morality System Aggravates Resident Adulterers

[Flap Jack]

SNAP for “Aggravates”, Dave!

[Pete Part Three]

BACKRONYMS IN THE THREAD

A sudden change of pace threatens to make the thread worthwhile. But was it an accident?

[Pete Part Three]

Dastardly Evil Men On Nasty Ship Abuse Nicer Depictions. A Nimble Getaway.

Evil Lister Survives?

[Moonlight]

Technical Hell, Explosion! Everyone’s Now Deceased.

[Flap Jack]

Spacetime Travel Atomizes Soap In Shower; Lister Eventually Attracts Kochanski

[Dave]

Judicial Unluckiness; Simulant Tricked; Crap Ending.

[Dave]

Taranshula Escapades Reveal Robot Observing Really Frightening Ordeal: Rimmer’s Mind.

[Dave]

Also: fuck you autocorrect for deleting a word from ‘Justice’.

(It was Interminable by the way. I thought I spelled it correctly anyway.)

[Dave]

Grudge Unleashes Nasty Malware; Enters Navicomp.

Only Fix: To Hack Electronically As Posse Of Cowboys.

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[Warbodog]

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[Warbodog]

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[Warbodog]

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[Dave]

Directionless Episode, And Rather Derogatory At Very End.

[Dave]

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[Dave]

Smart, Kind Intellectual Produces Pretty Enormous Rat.

[cwickham]

Poor, Evil, Terrible, Embarassing, Pap, Awful, Revolting, Tedious, Terrifying Writing, Obviously.

[clem]

Become Erudite And Tackle Two Hollies (Either Gender). Exhibit Excellent Knowledge.

[Dave]

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[cwickham]

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[Dave]

Killer Robot Yearns To Encourage Nature.

[cwickham]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME²

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[cwickham]

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[Dave]

RAABWARDS

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[Dave]

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[Warbodog]

Dave’s Untimely Claustrophobia (The Series Overlooked Until Presently)

[si]

Geeks And Nerds, You May Enjoy ‘Dwarf’ Ephemera And Nitpick Diligently Trivial Information These Articles Note.

Bastard, I’ve been trying to come up with something half decent for that for the past day and a half.

[cwickham]

BARCLAY IN THE RED

Stephen Barclay arrives from a parallel universe, but immediately resigns.

[Dave]

FUTURE EUCHOES

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[clem]

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[cwickham]

BARK IN THE RED

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[cwickham]

BARKLEY IN THE RED

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[Author]

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