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  • #262506
    Dave
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    THE FAST DAY

    Did we really just fill a page of Ideas For An Episode in less than 24 hours?

    #262508

    THAT TIME WE FILLED AN ENTIRE IDEAS FOR AN EPISODE THREAD IN A DAY, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ALIENS AS WELL.

    There’s no other Earthly explanation for it.

    #262509

    I’M JUST DOING MY JOB, IT’S NOT MY FAULT IF I’M LOVETT

    Normal defends himself against fans who would rather Hattie return to play Holly.

    #262511
    cwickham
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    KENNEDYWAVE

    A stream of Gordon Kennedy-related puns fills an entire page of ideas for episodes within 24 hours.

    #262512
    Dave
    Participant

    BACK TO G.KENNEDY

    In the absence of any better ideas, the Gordon Kennedy puns continue.

    #262513
    cwickham
    Participant

    KENNEDYWAVE

    Something which a desire to do caused the President’s death.

    #262514
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    KENNEDY AND PARA-NIXON

    Lister contracts a mutated pneumonia virus, and wakes up to find he has created personifications of 20th century American presidents John Kennedy (Michael J. Shannon) and Richard Nixon (Rob Brydon).

    #262515

    KENNEDY TV!

    Finding himself banged up again for a rather unfortunate feeding “accident” at the zoo, Gordon Kennedy is forced to narrate the assassination of John F. Kennedy repeatedly for several hours for the amusement of his fellow inmates.

    #262516

    ONLY THE GORDON …

    New ending to series VIII which reveals that Hudzen 10 saved the ship from the chameleonic microbe.

    #262517

    ONLY THE GORDONS

    New boxset featuring only referencing to “Gordon” or actors names Gordon.

    Includes the Everybody’s Dead Dave scene from The End, Gordon the AI computer from Better Than Life, and Gordon Kennedy as Hudzen 10 in The Last Day.

    Bonus features include Gordon Kennedy acting out every Idea for an Episode that references his name, by filming himself on his mobile phone.

    #262518

    G-CORP

    The crew update the ship and accidentally install software that prevents them from hearing anything but the Scottish accent.

    #262519

    GORDOCRACY

    Gordon Kennedy, Gordon the AI from Better Than Life, Gordon Bennett and Gordon the Gopher all compete in an election to see who should be crowned king of the Gordon’s.

    Flash Gordon wins on a write in campaign.

    #262520
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    GORDON BLEU

    Lister unexpectedly finds himself missing Hudzen 10, so Kryten builds The Hudzen 10 Experience in AR. Also everything’s in French.

    #262522

    GORDON BROWN

    Lister unexpectedly find himself missing once Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown, so Kryten builds the Gordon Brown Experience which involves sitting in a cart listening to the former PM insult old ladies.

    #262523
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    GORDON’S BRIT ASS

    Hudzen 10 paints a union jack across his arse cheeks.

    #262524
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    GORDON OF THE APOCALYPSE

    When Kryten contracts the Armagordon virus, the others have to enter his dreams using the artificial reality machine to help him. They have only until high midnight to save him – and the town of Inverurie in Gordon – from the Four Gordons of the Apocalypse (Gordon Kennedy, Gordon Salkilld, Gordon White, CP Gordon).

    #262525
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART SIXTEEN

    Whilst on planet leave, Lister goes to an Indian restaurant to have a curry. The curry costs 1.40 dollarpounds per serving.

    However, the curry is so hot that for every dish Lister eats, he will need to eat one and a half bowls of ice cream. Ice cream costs 70 pennycents per serving, and the restaurant will not serve half portions.

    The ice cream is so gooey that for every bowl of it Lister eats, he’ll need three drinks to wash it down. Drinks cost 30 pennycents per serving.

    If Lister has 12 dollarpounds, how many portions of curry can he get through?

    #262526
    Dave
    Participant

    KENTICA

    Gordon Kennedy gets sent back in time to Kent in the 1920s.

    #262527
    Dave
    Participant

    GORDOBOROUS

    Gordon Kennedy finds out he is his own father. Because with the two of them going round and round in time, the cast of Absolutely can never truly go extinct.

    #262528
    Dave
    Participant

    KENARCHY

    The nanobots recreate Red Dwarf, resurrecting Hudzen 10, who then has a meltdown after reading in full page 83 of the Idea For An Episode thread.

    #262529
    cwickham
    Participant

    WAITING FOR GORD

    Gordon Kennedy is revealed as the true God of the Cat race.

    #262530
    cwickham
    Participant

    ONLY THE GORD

    Gordon Kennedy is revealed as the one who saved Red Dwarf from the chameleonic microbe.

    #262531
    cwickham
    Participant

    GORDOCRACY

    Gordon Kennedy is elected CEO of Grant Naylor Productions, and makes another 64 series of Red Dwarf starring Hudzen as the new main character.

    #262532
    cwickham
    Participant

    GORDICONIA

    All the Dwarfers have their minds uploaded into clones of Gordon Kennedy, who receives five paychecks for this episode.

    #262533
    cwickham
    Participant

    DAVID IN THE RED

    Due to a hilarious booking mix-up, Craig David is hired to play both Lister and Cat.

    #262534
    cwickham
    Participant

    DAVID.N.A.

    The DNA machine comes back, and turns Lister and Cat into Craig David.

    #262535
    cwickham
    Participant

    DAVID N/A

    Craig David is deemed irrelevant.

    #262536
    cwickham
    Participant

    GORD DOWN ON IT

    Gordon Kennedy releases an ill-advised cover of the Kool & the Gang song “Get Down on It”.

    #262537
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    MASKS ON THE RED, PART ONE

    Lister contracts a mutated pneumonia virus. The Cat refuses to wear a mask, believing it to be unfashionable.

    #262542
    Dave
    Participant

    CRAIG & DANNY: FUNNY, BLACK AND ON TV

    One out of three ain’t bad.

    #262543
    Dave
    Participant

    CRAIG & DANNY: FANNY PACK AND ON TV

    In between series of Red Dwarf, two of the show’s stars make a quick buck advertising bumbags on US television.

    #262544
    Dave
    Participant

    CRAIG & DANNY: BUNNY FLAK AND ON TV

    In between series of Red Dwarf, two of the show’s stars go hunting rabbits and film the whole thing.

    #262545
    Dave
    Participant

    CRAIG & DANNY: HONEY, FLAKES AND RICE KRISPIES

    In between series of Red Dwarf, two of the show’s stars share their recipe for the ultimate ice-cream sundae.

    #262546
    Dave
    Participant

    CRAIG & DANNY: SUNNY HAKKINEN TEEPEE

    In between series of Red Dwarf, two of the show’s stars go camping with Mika Hakkinen and enjoy clement weather throughout.

    #262547

    CRAIG & DANNY: PUNNY, CRAP, AND NOT ON TV

    In between series of Red Dwarf, two of the show’s stars read through 8000 ideas for Red Dwarf episodes.

    #262548
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    CREG AND DANNY: FUNNY, BLACK & ON TV

    US-dubbed version of the show.

    #262549
    Ridley
    Participant

    DAVE & THICKIE: MONEY, CASH & TENSION SHEET

    Lister and Holden host a celebration of Lifestyles of the Disgustingly Rich and Famous across infinite realities.

    #262550
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    CRAIG & TERRY: FUNNY, MISCAST BY NBC

    When looking for someone to narrate ITV’s latest clip show, a producer suggests “let’s get those actors who play Lister and The Cat in Red Dwarf in”. Hilarity ensues.

    #262551
    Dave
    Participant

    CHRIS & BOBBY: SERIOUS, WHITE AND ON THE RADIO

    Parallel Universe sequel.

    #262552
    cwickham
    Participant

    FUNNY, BACK IN THE RED & ON TV

    A contradiction in terms.

    #262553

    CRAIG AND CHRIS: FUNNY, BLACK CARD SITUATION, CUT FROM TV

    New title for Balance of Power when the re-mastered version is accidentally aired on Dave.

    #262554
    Dave
    Participant

    DEF II REALITY

    Craig and Danny record a brief voiceover about Janet Street Porter’s decision to show Fresh Prince Of Bel Air on BBC2’s youth-oriented segment in the 1990s, only to suddenly realise that their lives have been an elaborate videogame and they are actually marooned in space three million years in the future.

    #262555

    CRAIG AND DANNY: SUNNY SIDE UP, RUNNY, AND IN MY TUMMY

    In between series of Red Dwarf Craig and Danny discuss how they like their eggs.

    #262556
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    MONOMORPH

    The Red Dwarf crew encounter the monomorph, a genetically unaltered life form that retains a stable shape and sometimes experiences and expresses emotions.

    #262557
    cwickham
    Participant

    BONOMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically altered life form which can sing “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.

    #262558
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    YOLOMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically altered life form which just wants to have a good time and have a party.

    #262559
    cwickham
    Participant

    BONEY THE FROOD

    Napoleon Bonaparte is inexplicably revealed as a fan of the works of Douglas Adams.

    #262560

    PHONOMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically altered life form which can make various different sounds, but it otherwise entirely harmless.

    #262561
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    POTTYMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically altered life form, and have to toilet train it.

    #262562
    Dave
    Participant

    TRIMORPH

    The crew encounter a thing that can look like two other things.

    #262563
    Dave
    Participant

    BIMORPH

    The crew encounter a thing that can look like one other thing.

    #262564
    Dave
    Participant

    BYEMORPH

    Tony Hart bids farewell to his plasticine pal.

    #262565
    Dave
    Participant

    TRYMORPH

    Tony Hart gets pissed off with his plasticine pal for not making enough effort.

    #262566
    Dave
    Participant

    PIMORPH

    The crew encounter a thing that can look like 2.14159265359 other things.

    #262567
    cwickham
    Participant

    WHYMORPH

    Tony Hart gets all existential.

    #262568
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    LOLLYMORPH

    The crew meet a GELF capable of changing its shape between different characters played by Lolly Adefope.

    #262569
    Dave
    Participant

    HOLLYMORPH

    The crew encounter a creature who can look like either Norman Lovett or Hattie Hayridge.

    #262570
    Dave
    Participant

    BOLLYMORPH

    The crew encounter a creature who can look like a variety of Indian film stars.

    #262571
    Dave
    Participant

    WALLYMORPH

    The crew encounter a creature who is incredibly hard to pick out of a crowd.

    #262572
    Dave
    Participant

    GRASSYKNOLLYMORPH

    The crew encounter the shape-shifting creature that really killed JFK.

    #262573
    Dave
    Participant

    GOLLYMORPH

    Robertson’s jam sponsors the latest shape-shifting creature the crew meet.

    #262574
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    MOLLYWORF

    The crew encounter an incredibly happy Klingon with a drug habit.

    #262575
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    FAWLTYMORPH

    The crew encounter a shape-shifting monster that can appear to be any resident or staff member from a Torbay hotel.

    #262576
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    COLLYMORPH

    The crew encounter a shape-shifting I.C.B.I.N.A.A. (Short for: I can’t believe it’s not an alien) that presents itself usually in the form of footballer Stan Collymore.

    #262577
    Ridley
    Participant

    MOLLYWORF

    The crew encounter an incredibly happy Klingon with a drug habit.

    The Gary Glitter of Deep Space Nine?

    #262578

    POLLYDWARF

    The crew encounter a creature that can turn into any of the seven dwarves.

    #262579

    SORRYDWARF

    The crew encounter a really apologetic little person.

    #262580

    CORRIEMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered creature that is capable of turning into any Coronation Street character. It chooses to live it’s life as Gale Platt.

    #262581
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    ODDIEMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered creature masquerading as Bill Oddie.

    #262582
    cwickham
    Participant

    JOLLYMORPH

    Abandoned 1990 Christmas special where the second Polymorph comes back and impersonates Father Christmas. Not produced after Rob and Doug learnt Father Christmas isn’t real midway through the shoot and aborted production in floods of tears.

    #262583
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    POPPERMORPH

    The crew get proper fucked up on amyl and start seeing things.

    #262584

    GOBSTOPPERMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered lifeforms that can wedge itself in your mouth.

    #262585

    KARLPOPPERMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered life form that can change into philosopher Karl Popper

    #262586

    SPACEHOPPERMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered life form that can change into a space hopper.

    New title and episode description for Camille to appear on the Japanese bootleg DVD.

    #262587
    cwickham
    Participant

    TOPPERMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered life form that can change into various different characters from a DC Thomson comic published between 1953 and 1990.

    #262589
    Dave
    Participant

    THE BIG BOBBERMORPH

    The crew of Red Dwarf is woken up by the Big Bopper shouting “Helllloooo Baaaaaaaaaaaaby!”, only to realise that it is in fact a shape-shifting creature who can also impersonate Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly(Morph).

    #262590

    BLOBBYMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered life form that brings them to the realisation that they’d rather have a Polymorph on board.

    #262591
    cwickham
    Participant

    MADELEYMORPH

    The crew encounter a genetically engineered life form that bears a remarkable resemblance to Alan Partridge.

    #262592
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    POLLY WOLFE

    The crew encounter a professional baseball player

    #262593
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    MOLLY PORTH

    The crew encounter a bilingual English/Spanish birth doula + yoga instructor based in Mexico City.

    #262594
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    THE SEARCH ENGINES ARE DEAD. WE’VE LOST ALL POWER TO GOOGLE.

    Holly switches off the ship wi-fi, robbing the crew of the opportunity to scour the internet looking for more shit puns.

    #262595
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    WHAT EVEN YAHOO?

    Lister is incredulous that all the search engines could be down.

    #262596

    I SAY LETS GET OUT THERE AND BING IT!

    Microsoft license the character of Lister in order to try and promote their search engine.

    #262597

    CAN I JUST ASK ONE QUESTION, JEEVES?

    A now obscure and near obsolete internet search company licenses the character of Talkie Toaster to try and revive their business.

    #262598

    WE COULD TRAVEL TO DALLAS IN 1963, STAND ON THE GRASSY KNOLL AND SHOW DUCK DUCK GO!

    A privacy conscious internet search engine licenses the character of Kryten to appear in a time travel themed advertising campaign for their company.

    #262599
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    DO NOT ALTAVISTA

    The crew discover an abandoned network relay station, to which Kryten accidentally uploads his double-polaroids.

    #262600
    Dave
    Participant

    OH IT’S NO GOOD SIR, I JUST CAN’T LYCOS

    Kryten bemoans the fact that the JMC onboard computer won’t let hkm access his favourite search engine.

    #262601
    Dave
    Participant

    I THINK THAT WARRANTS TWO HOURS OF A.O.L.

    Rimmer insists that G&T members be restricted to using an ancient dial-up internet service provider as punishment for all these terrible ideas for an episode.

    #262602
    Dave
    Participant

    WHERE ARE WE GOING? YAHOO KNOWS

    Rimmer insists on navigating Red Dwarf by using an old defunct internet map service.

    #262603

    YOU’VE GOT A POST, OH AND THE MAIL

    Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star in a US remake of that one scene from series viii

    #262604
    cwickham
    Participant

    NETSCAPER

    Rimmer enters a parallel universe where Red Dwarf is powered by the obsolete browser Netscape Navigator.

    #262605
    cwickham
    Participant

    BONZICONIA

    Holly’s mind is uploaded into a virtual assistant which is really a load of malware.

    #262606
    cwickham
    Participant

    STOKE ME A CLIPPY

    Rimmer is tracked down by Clippy, and tasked with carrying on his legacy as the assistant in the new version of Microsoft Office.

    #262607
    cwickham
    Participant

    GENIUSTICE

    Rimmer’s defence in his murder trial is given by one of the other, more obscure Microsoft Office assistants.

    #262608
    cwickham
    Participant

    GEORGE EUSTICE

    Rimmer’s defence in his murder trial is given by an incompetent cabinet minister.

    #262609
    cwickham
    Participant

    CLIPPER

    Rimmer skips from parallel universe to parallel universe, looking for one where Microsoft Office assistant Clippy never existed.

    #262610
    cwickham
    Participant

    NAN ARCH CLIPPY

    The crew discover the mother of the creator of Microsoft Office assistant Clippy under an archway.

    #262611
    cwickham
    Participant

    NANARCHIE

    Kryten has a small penis.

    #262612
    cwickham
    Participant

    NANATROCITY

    Kryten has all his nanobots put to death.

    #262613
    cwickham
    Participant

    CLIPPYMORPH

    The crew discover a genetically engineered lifeform that can turn into different Microsoft Office assistants.

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