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  • #268616
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT LATTE

    All the coffee machines on Red Dwarf break down.

    #268617
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT TAT

    Lister prefers high-quality merchandise.

    #268618
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT T.A.T.U.

    Lister dislikes Russian pop music.

    #268619
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT I CAN’T LIVE IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU

    Lister dislikes Harry Nilsson.

    #268620
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE AND KICKING WITHOUT THAT

    Lister appears on Saturday morning TV.

    #268621
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE & DIE IN L.A. WITHOUT THAT

    Lister stars in a neo-noir action film.

    #268622
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE AND LET DIE WITHOUT THAT

    Lister becomes the new James Bond.

    #268623
    cwickham
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    I CAN GIVE AND TAKE WITHOUT THAT

    Doug writes an episode based on his recent escapades with an organ shark.

    #268624
    cwickham
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    The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

    That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

    Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

    #268625
    Dave
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT PAGE 121

    Fuck my arse etc.

    #268626
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT TAKE THAT

    Well, we all can, surely.

    #268627

    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT I’D DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE BUT I WON’T DO THAT

    In a bid to reduce Starbug’s weight Lister throws out his Meatloaf vinyl.

    #268629
    Warbodog
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT WITHIN/WITHOUT

    Lister calls it a day after seven seasons of The X-Files.

    #268630
    cwickham
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT NO CAN GO FOR THAT

    Lister throws out all his Hall & Oates albums.

    #268631
    loadoftottnumb
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    Then IT can’t happen can it.

    The crew go back in time and kill Stephen King.

    #268632

    I CAN’T LIVE WITH TITLES NOT IN CAPS

    Lister complains when a user on his favourite fan forum doesn’t follow style convention in a shit posting thread.

    #268633
    Dave
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A CRAP

    Lister’s voice-controlled toilet responds nonchalantly when its owner activates it accidentally.

    #268634
    Dave
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A CARP

    Cat insists he is indifferent as to whether he is going to catch the little fishy or not.

    #268635
    Dave
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A PARC

    Doug Naylor and Rob Grant are not that bothered when a scene set in the botanical gardens is written out for budget reasons.

    #268636

    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A MAC

    Rob misunderstands Doug’s frustration at his new computer and writes the ships captain out of the show.

    #268637

    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT MOUSE MATS

    Tired of filthy pieces of plastic resting under his hand, a budding engineer invents the ball-less mouse!

    #268638

    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A SNACK

    Lister promises himself he’ll cut down on the junk food in a bit to lose weight.

    #268639
    Dave
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    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A SNACKY

    Deleted scene from the end of Give & Take in which Rimmer pushes the snack-dispensing robot down a lift shaft.

    #268640

    I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A NAPPY

    Baby Lister toilet trains himself!

    #268641
    loadoftottnumb
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    THANKS FOR THE MEMO EH

    Red Dwarf forum poster thanks regular for pointing out the capital letter rule, but says it in a mock Canadian accent for some reason.

    #268644
    Warbodog
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    JUGS MURPHY

    What if Mugs Murphy was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the peak of “the Good Life” wakes up one morning having transformed into a woman? Would Lister and Cat wear out the tape?

    #268645
    Dave
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    JUGSTICE

    What if the Justice World computer was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the peak of sentencing Rimmer to imprisonment wakes up one morning having transformed into a woman?

    #268646

    JUGS TO RIDE

    What if the JFK assassination was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the point of a bullet entering his head, Kennedy wakes up one morning having transformed into a woman?

    #268655
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT

    Kochanski watches Hollister summon crew members into his office. She sees eight different crew members enter, and realises there is a pattern to their crew numbers:

    408, 571, 332, 377, 577, 989, 664, ___

    What number was the eighth crew member to enter Hollister’s office?

    #268656
    Warbodog
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    JUGS HOLE

    Lister plays pool with the planets from the Czech Backwards book cover.

    #268657
    Dave
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    SABRINA MULHOLLAND JUG-JONES

    What if the Timeslides was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the peak of their relationship Lister’s girlfriend wakes up one morning having transformed into a man?

    #268658
    Warbodog
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    BIG JUGS

    What if Big Meat was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the peak of being called Cat’s bitch, transforms into a woman with big breasts? Would it affect series VIII’s credibility?

    #268668
    Dave
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    HOW’M I COOKING?

    Danny John-Jules accidentally slips back into the character of Cat during Can’t Smeg Won’t Smeg.

    #268669
    Dave
    Participant

    HOW’M I BOOKING?

    Danny John-Jules asks his travel operator the best way to organise some flight tickets.

    #268670
    Dave
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    HOW’M I HOOKING?

    Danny John-Jules wonders exactly how he’s going to catch the little fishy.

    #268671

    HOW’M I ROOKING

    Cat asks for reassurance after he Castles his King in a chess match with Lister.

    #268672

    HOW’M I POOPING

    Cat goes to the Doctor as he is worried about his colon.

    #268673
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINE

    On Legion’s space station is a library which contains every volume (1 through 9999) of the Complete History of the Universe. One of them contains the history of the creation of Legion himself, and Legion has a handy way to remember which volume it is.

    The volume number is a four-digit number, in which all four digits are unique. If you take the largest possible four-digit number that can be made by rearranging the four digits, and you subtract from that the smallest possible four-digit number that can be made by rearranging the four digits, the number you get is the volume number, but with the digits in reverse order.

    Which volume number is it?

    #268674
    Dave
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    HOW’M I LOCKING?

    Cat asks how to fasten the door behind him.

    #268675
    Dave
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    HOW’M I DOCKING?

    Cat learns how to pilot Starbug.

    #268676
    Dave
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    HOW’M I COCKING?

    Cat asks how to retract the sharp hooks on his penis.

    #268678

    HOW’M I SPOCKING

    Cat tries to cheer Lister up by pretending to be Mr. Spock

    #268679

    HOW’M I ROCKING?

    Cat learns to play guitar, frustratingly for Lister he is pretty good.

    #268681
    Dave
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    HOW’M I BLOCKING?

    Danny John-Jules checks he is in the correct position for the camera to start filming.

    #268682
    Dave
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    HOW’M I TIKTOKING?

    Danny John-Jules embraces a new social media platform.

    #268683
    Dave
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    OW MY COCKRING

    Danny John-Jules regrets wearing a certain item of intimate jewellery to a recording of Red Dwarf.

    #268686
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY

    Kryten, Lister, Rimmer and Cat decide to hold another Subbuteo round-robin tournament.

    After all the games were played, Kryten won all three of his games, scoring six goals in total while only conceding a single goal.

    Lister won a single game, tied a game, and lost a game. He only scored two goals total, while giving up four goals.

    Cat won a single game and lost two games. He only scored two goals total, while conceding two goals.

    Rimmer did not win any games; he tied once and lost twice. He also only scored two goals, and gave up five goals.

    What was the result and the scoreline for all six matches?

    #268687
    si
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    HOW’S MY CLOCKING?

    Danny John-Jules enquires if he’s turned up on time. (He hasn’t.)

    #268688
    Dave
    Participant

    HOW’M I DROKKING?

    Danny John-Jules auditions for a role in the Judge Dredd TV series.

    #268689
    Dave
    Participant

    HOW’S MY STOCKING?

    Danny John-Jules makes his final preparations on Christmas Eve.

    #268690
    Dave
    Participant

    HOW’M I SHOCKING?

    While rehearsing Demons and Angels, Danny John-Jules asks Grant Naylor why his ‘low’ character doesn’t have quite such distinguishing nasty features as the others.

    #268691
    Warbodog
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    HOW’M I FELUCCING?

    Danny John Jules enters a celebrity Nile boat race.

    #268692
    Warbodog
    Participant

    HOW’M I STUKING?

    Future Cat is invited to take a dive bomber out for a spin over some island.

    #268693
    Warbodog
    Participant

    HOW’M I NUNCHUCKING?

    Danny John Jules learns a specific martial art for an extended karate battle against twelve Blue Midgets, only for the entire sequence to be destroyed by the BBFC.

    #268694
    Warbodog
    Participant

    HOW’M I LOOKING?

    Danny John Jules auditions for the role of Geordi La Forge in Star Trek, but gets hung up on questioning the workings of the VISOR (Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement).

    #268695
    Dave
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    HOW’M I, POTATO KING?

    Cat asks the king of the potato people to rate his magic-carpet-flying skills.

    #268696
    Dave
    Participant

    HOW’M I SNOOKERING?

    Cat asks Lister for a game of Grav-Pool, but doesn’t know the rules.

    #268697
    Dave
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    HOW’M I CHICKEN?

    Danny John-Jules suggests a script change for Lister in DNA that is rejected by Grant Naylor.

    #268705
    Dave
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    TIKKA TO OVERRIDE

    Rimmer “overrides” Holly by pouring curry into one of her terminals.

    #268706
    Dave
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    SHE WAS GOING TO WEAR A WHITE DRESS AND OVERRIDE HORSES

    Lister sets out his idyllic vision of Kochanski hacking his robot equines on their farm on Fiji.

    #268707
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-ONE

    When the Dwarfers escaped from Asclepius’ space station, Starbug started at rest. Kryten immediately set the ship’s thrusters to full power, and Starbug’s acceleration increased by 2 m/s2 every second for 15 seconds. At that point, the ship remained at constant acceleration for another 30 seconds, after which the thrusters powered off, effectively setting acceleration to zero.

    Disregarding any other forces acting on the ship, how far did Starbug travel after one minute? Please give your answer in metres, and round to the nearest whole number, if necessary.

    #268708
    Dave
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    OVERRIDE DWARF

    Mini-episode explaining when Rimmer learned how to override Holly in Quarantine.

    #268709
    Dave
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    GAME OVERRIDE

    Deleted scene from Back To Reality in which Rimmer hacks the total immersion video game – somehow – to make himself believe he is the manager of a leisure centre in the 1990s.

    #268710
    Dave
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    OVERIDDUNNO, SIX FOOT LONG, FAIRLY STURDY WITH A FLAT TOP

    Rimmer reveals that he managed to override Holly by throwing Kryten at one of her terminals.

    #268714

    OVERRIDE, UNDERGROUND, WOMBLING FREE

    Deleted scene from Quarantine where Rimmer is seen overriding Holly whilst believing he is a Womble.

    #268716
    Dave
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    OBJECTION! OVERRIDE

    Rimmer unsuccessfully tries to win his court case by overriding the Justice Computer.

    #268717
    cwickham
    Participant

    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO

    Rimmer is walking down B Deck one day when a Skutter appears in front of him at exactly 8:06 AM.

    The next day, Rimmer is walking down B Deck again, and the same Skutter appears in front of him at exactly 6:03 PM.

    The next day, the same thing happened at 11:05 AM.

    The next three days were at 3:09 PM, 5:05 AM, and 4:01 AM.

    What time did the Skutter appear in front of Rimmer on the seventh day?

    #268721
    Dave
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    EVERYTHREADY’S DEAD, DAVE

    The latest Maths In The Red puzzle kills the Idea For An Episode thread stone dead, so the other G&Ters take it to Backwards Earth until it comes back to life.

    #268722
    Dave
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    EVERYBODY’S DODD, DAVE

    Remake of Officer Rimmer in which all the other Rimmers are played by Ken Dodd.

    #268723
    Dave
    Participant

    EVERYDODDY’S DEAD, DAVE

    The previous Idea For An Episode is cancelled when everybody realises Ken Dodd is now deceased.

    #268724
    Dave
    Participant

    EVERY GOD IS DEAD, DAVE

    Holly gets into Nietzsche.

    #268725
    Jenuall
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    EVERY POD IS DEAD, DAVE

    Holly explains the unfortunate situation regarding the escape pods to Lister

    #268726
    Dave
    Participant

    EVERY DADDY’S BAD, DAVE

    Holly cruelly exacerbates Lister’s neuroses around his true parents by encouraging him to never trust any man who is a father.

    #268727
    Dave
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    EVERY BIDDY’S DEAD, DAVE

    Billy “granny-killer” Doyle adopts a new catchphrase.

    #268728
    Dave
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    EVERY BADDIE’S DEED, DAVE

    Holly suffers from memory loss and Lister had to fill in the gaps by recounting the exploits of all the villains they have ever met.

    #268729
    Dave
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    EVERY BATTERY’S DUD, DAVE

    Lister runs out of AAAs.

    #268730
    Jenuall
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    EVERYBODY’S FED, DAVE

    Holly has to intervene when Lister, drunk on power from passing the chef’s exam, attempts to force feed the crew roast beef

    #268731
    cwickham
    Participant

    EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL, DAVE

    Holly sings the hits of Danny Wilson to Lister.

    #268732
    cwickham
    Participant

    EVERYBODY HURTS, DAVE

    Holly sings the hits of REM to Lister.

    #268733
    cwickham
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    EVERYBODY DIES, DAVE

    Holly sings the hits of Billie Eilish to Lister.

    #268734
    cwickham
    Participant

    EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED, DAVE

    Holly sings the hits of Taylor Swift to Lister.

    #268737
    Dave
    Participant

    BACK TO BACK TO REALITY

    Special 30th anniversary retrospective documentary about the classic Red Dwarf episode, to be broadcast on 26 March next year.

    #268738
    Dave
    Participant

    BACK IN BACK IN THE RED

    Special 22nd anniversary remake of the classic Series VIII opener, to be broadcast in February next year, in which the actors at their current age are digitally re-inserted into the original episode instead of their younger counterparts.

    #268739
    Dave
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    BACK IN BACK IN THE RED IN THE RED

    The special 22nd anniversary remake of Back In The Red runs into budget problems when the special effects costs mushroom, leading GNP to fail to recoup their costs.

    #268740
    Dave
    Participant

    BACK TO BACK TO EARTH

    Special 13th anniversary shoestring-budget remake of Back To Earth, to be broadcast in April next year, in which Doug Naylor (having learned his lesson last time) gets the cast to film the whole thing on their phones, without costumes, in Craig Charles’ living room.

    #268741
    Dave
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    BACK TO BACK, TO EARTH

    The crew find a faster-than-light ship that can take them home immediately, but which requires them all to sit in antisocial seating positions facing away from each other.

    #268742
    Dave
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    BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO REALITY

    Special 1st anniversary revisiting of the special 30th anniversary retrospective documentary about the classic Red Dwarf episode, to be broadcast on 26 March the year after next.

    #268743

    BACK TO BLACK, BACK TO BACK TO REALITY

    Amy Winehouse posthumously provides the sound track to the above episode retrospective.

    #268744

    BACK TO BLACK

    A revived Holly decides to revisit his Queeg face for series 13 as he feels he could better interact with Lister and Cat if he looked more like then.

    #268745

    BACK IN BLACK

    AC/DC release a concept album to celebrate Kryten’s series 13 constume finally being black again.

    #268746

    MEN IN BLACK IN BACK TO REALITY

    After being attacked by an hallucination inducing squid, the crew wake up to discover they are actors in comedy sci-fi movie.

    #268747
    Jenuall
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    BACK TO BACK BACK TO REALITY

    Special anniversary night where everyone’s favourite episode is shown twice in a row

    #268748
    Jenuall
    Participant

    GET BACK IN THE RED

    Remastered version of the series VIII opener where the remaining members of The Beatles turn up to sing their hit song for Blue Midget to dance to

    #268749
    Warbodog
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    BALLSACK TO REALITY

    The crew wake up and learn that they are really sperm swimming around in somebody’s testicles who still have their voices like at the start of Look Who’s Talking.

    #268750
    cwickham
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    LACK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers find real life is lacking.

    #268751
    cwickham
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    SLACK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers are not tight.

    #268752
    cwickham
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    NIK-NAK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers eat crisps.

    #268753
    cwickham
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    HACK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers cut through things with saws very slowly.

    #268754
    cwickham
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    CLICK-CLACK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers buy executive desk toys.

    #268755
    cwickham
    Participant

    RACK TO REALITY

    The Dwarfers are tortured.

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