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Yes. It really is.

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Well considering it’s my first week on this forum, I found it…interesting.

But I didn’t come here to watch a thread cause trouble.

I only came here to do the……oh you know the rest. :-)

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Bored of this bell end now. He’s bringing nothing new to the table.

My final post on this thread. Nancy, freshen your material and come see me when you’re worthy.

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How does this get better? It seems like it’s getting worse.

Learn to read properly.

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You really don’t read too well do you Nancy. If you read the post, I said that the only one handicapped here is you. You clearly have some issues Nancy. Considering your illiteracy and ability to fabricate a fantasy world with such clear abandon, you strike me as having some form of mental disadvantage.

Usually I would not wish harm on anyone, but I’ve been hit by a bus before. It’s something I dearly think needs to happen to you. I don’t want you to die. However, if your ability to use a computer will be impaired, then I think that would make a lot of people happy.

Now…I expect you’ll reply with “lol”….probably say my name and then how I’m blah blah blah.

It’s predictable. I thought you would prove to be a worthy adversary but you’ve clearly run out of steam eh Nancy.

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Nancy, the only handicapped person here is you. A person who can respond so frequently clearly doesn’t have a job.

Oh, he’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight in his Toyota….

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It’s like an itch I can’t scratch. I believe he’s the Murtaugh to my Riggs.

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No Nancy. We do not get hurricanes over here. I was lying. I thought bullshit artists could smell their own?

Anyway, enjoy your Saturday, I’m off to have a beer.

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Wait, you mean my trailer isn’t worth as much as I thought it was?

And I just took hurricane insurance out last week as well…..dammit.

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Bahahaha. How is owning a Toyota “an accomplishment”?

You’re pretty funny Nancy, I’l give you that at least.

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But what you said previously are lies. Are you so dumb that you believe anyone here will believe what you claim?

Of course you are. Lies lies lies.

Try again.

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Nancy, why don’t you be the bigger person here and tell me your accomplishments. I’m sure we’d love to hear the web of lies and deceit you’re about to spin.

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Nancy, I think you should log off and take a long hard look at your life.

I’m a better person than you will ever be.

However, I will listen to your mother and give you a chance.

P.S – I listen to your mother quite a lot. I pin her legs behind her head a lot more.

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I think I can state that have all achieved something spectacular. This stems from the very simple fact that non of us are you Nancy. That is an achievement of which I am very proud.

What makes me pity a person like yourself is that in ten years time, you’re going to look back on what you call a life and realise that you did achieve something. You achieved being a petty, small minded bigot who could never really be loved in the real world, so you decided that you will be loathed instead.

I know nothing about your life really, but I have to believe that the reason you do this and act the way you do is because you are so truly unhappy in yourself. Everytime I see a post by you, I will now think:

“Wow, that guy has been such a failure, that at the end of the day nothing he does or says actually counts or matters for anything.”

I don’t hate you Nancy. I want you to know that. I really don’t. When the tears have dried on your pillow, I want you to remember that I don’t hate you.

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I think we should move this discussion to the drawing room. Perhaps over cigars and brandy?

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I once ate a full pack of jaffa cakes in around 3 minutes. That was a good day.

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I went to two of the DJs a few years ago. I was so close to going to this one, but the fickle finger of fate flicking through his diary conspired to rid me of going to this amazing event.

Still… mustn’t grumble. :(

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You did. It’s not your fault. The website just had a bad reaction because it’s allergic to bullshit.

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Oh, I don’t wake up. You see, I’m never actually asleep. Not with your mother. Her appetite for pleasure is only matched by her shame that you are her son.

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On the contrary. I’ve often managed to make your mother so happy and pleasure filled that for a few moments, I can make her forget you were ever born.

Which, frankly, is best for all of us.

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That’s strange because as I was gazing into the back of Nancy’s mother’s head last night several thoughts crossed my mind.

1. How could someone who gives her love away so freely have created a child who spews hate just as much?
2. Why does she make a sound like an enraged honey badger when she reached an orgasm?
3. Did I leave the iron on at home?

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Putting something creative out there is important. I don’t “think” people read it. I know they do.

To be fair, you’re boring the shit out of me now. Which you’ll probably retort by saying my blog has been boring the shit out of people for a lot longer.

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After reading some of these comments Nancy Hemming, I’d rather not write a blog for you. I’d rather do something more worthwhile, like re-arranging my sock drawer.

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Well I can see I joined at the right time. Hello everyone.

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