Pete Tranter's Sister

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Eh?

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Ackerman’s eye socket.

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G&T bingo, someone mentioned triggering.

We now have to drink either three shots of bleach or one half-pint of Fosters.

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If you run the song ‘Cash’ through a spectrogram analysis, you can see Craig Charles’ throbbing, blood engorged penis.

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The Jews did the drive plate malfunction.

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Remember when Red Dwarf was a character driven comedy?

Yeah, I don’t remember that either but we’ll pretend.

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Warwick’s Bum.

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I’m sorry, genuinely. Can I come back yet. Will you all ignore me regardless?

:-(

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Total fucking shit, the Android app is fucking useless and the browser service is equally mince. Absolute bollocks spongecake with a diarrhoea topping.

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Apartheid in space.

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They’re all shit, I prefer We Are Klang.

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Steven Wickham.

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The name of the comedy is Red Dwarf.

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I really, really hate that we analyse and critique a sitcom that started 28 years ago.

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But it’s right there!

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Fuck it, I’M BACK.

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Am I going mental? I thought this was common knowledge.

What sounds like over-zealous trombone wah-wah is a vocoder line mimicking ‘Red Dwarf’ four times.

You can hear it really well in the stereo extractions I posted up not long ago.

I’m disappointed in all of you.

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Next, not neat. Fuck, there goes the endearing, genuine farewell message.

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Ian, could you do me a favour and delete or disable my username? I’m taking myself off the forum, it’s the best thing to do really and I wanna thank you all for being good sports over the years.

If you see a funny looking dude at Dimension Jump neat year getting VHS editions of Series X signed by bewildered cast and crew, do say hello.

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Locusceruleus, Jo, Ian, and those who have been offended by my comments, I offer nothing but apology and deep regret at what I said. It was wrong and although I am of the ilk that humour can be found in anything, I put it forward in the most stupid, demeaning and crass way and that is my own failing, the buck stops with me.

I never meant anything untoward by my earlier question or comment but upon reflection, it was completely out of place and not needed at all, especially on a fan forum for a show we all love. I’ve let you all down and even though things do get bawdy round here, the topic causing offence is rightly a topic that really is not something to try and be a smart-arse about.

Ian, you’re right to be angry, we all come here to share news, express opinion and revel in good natured humour with each other but the tone has been notably lowered.

Sorry, chaps.

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I only asked because I was curious as to why they didn’t like a specific element of human behaviour within storytelling and from that, if it had affected them personally. I wasn’t asking to be a twat.

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Not even flumes?

Flumes are fun.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Was your missus raped?

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Go fuck yourself.

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Clare Grogan – Living with Spina Bifida.

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Darrell, do you enjoy anything in life?

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Pot Noodles are what the Daily Sport is to the lower classes.

It’s targeted towards us but we already know it’s fucking shite.

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So nearly every actor who has worked in science fiction.

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Who doesn’t like a good rape scene?

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The new telly series!

Wiki link

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Who?

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I always find it rather annoying when actors and musicians talk about exhaustion but they forget the rest of the population works full-time, some in labour intensive roles and they can’t just give up work for a few months and moan about it.

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Should they have continued Red Dwarf after 18 minutes of Demons & Angels?

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I could literally have it up and running by midnight. Tell VirtualDub to export every 5th frame as an image, title them sequentially and then upload scores of episode specific folders to a friendly image hosting site.

But… tough.

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I was going to post up a positive piece on why 25p is admittedly better for modern comedy but I don’t want John to exert himself too much in kicking my bollocks off.

Glad you’re on the mend, old bean.

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VI or the bird, you can’t have both, ID.

Choose or fuck off and message on a Farscape forum.

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VI is the fucking tits, it’s the White Album of RD, it’s got something for everyone.

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Wasn’t the cancelled Earth episode of Series VIII going to show Red Dwarf smashing through various famous landmarks?

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Hooray! Another excuse to link to Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan’s finest moment

I’M COLLAPSING, CHRIS.

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This is why I think Series VII needs another go for the 20th anniversary.

New CGI shots which will look great with todays technology, re-edit from the 50i tapes rather than process down to 25p, edit and tweak with hindsight as a guide and present it as the 20th Anniversary Editions, not as the replacements.

It’s a lovely little series with a real heart and it deserves to go out best foot forward.

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I love the speed and clarity of Internet Relay Chat. I’ve never seen a web-based Java chat client that has come close. I’ll set one up and see how it goes. All admin rights will revert to G&T afterwards and you can promptly ban me.

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Since it’s you.

FUCK THE LOT OF YOU, FUCKING IMBECILES, YOU DON’T KNOW REAL RED DWARF.

Listen, I’ve been watching Red Dwarf since 1981, I’m true Dwarf, I was in the audience on the first night and I actually helped rope in drunkards from the pub across from BBC Manchester.

Ok, I live, breathe, and meme Red Dwarf, just don’t go there ok? I’m at every Dimension Jump, every recording, I’ve slept with three of the cast and I’m half-feline sapian.

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Nineteenica.

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Richard Naylor backed Brexit.

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It’s all went a bit ShaneG in here.

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I’ve stole more than one joke of his so I can’t really complain about the moaning twat.

“I first met Rob and Doug in Oxford Street, they were sweeping it.”

I have re-worded that countless times for a myriad of associates.

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The loser gets to meet Norman Lovett.

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It did have an increasingly mentally fragile Rob Grant rage-quit.

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