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Fuck me, that picture’s HUGE. Sorry, I have no bloody idea how to make it smaller. It’s clearly taking over….

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If we don’t develop space travel….how will Red Dwarf exist in the future? *fret*

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I don’t think you can. I think you just….move your head closer to the object.

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> first scenario I ever wrote up was Ace saving a princess from a nazi bunker and he kicked so much arse it was ludicrous, especially when he saved a Kinatawowi from a cell who tags along like Chewie, ripping the arms off helpless nazis.

You’ve gotta admit it – we couldn’t have had a more fun afternoon unless it involved sex.

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> haha

Oh, don’t encourage him…

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If you’ve still got it, that would be wonderful, thanks. NO frigging idea where I saved it after my old laptop died…

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Ahh. Good to see these getting an airing. ^__^ No idea where mine has gone. Perhaps I’ll check behind the sofa…

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I don’t know about you guys, but I was genuinely fooled.

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That new trailer is MADE of fucking win. And those lines are awesome on toast.

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> His involvement is *very* minimal. And unknown to him.

Not if he googles ‘Iain Lee’ and ‘projects I’m slightly featured in but don’t currently know about’….

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See, that’s because you’re a teasing bastard.

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P2P your wallpaper is made of win. I’ve nicked it for my desktop – don’t mind if I do!

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That poster is made of win.

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Ohhh I’d love it if they made another series of ‘Bottom’….

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I had to stop watching it after 60 seconds. I know I’m not the target audience but it was making me cringe far too much.

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I always thought you looked lovely in a dress, Phil

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Drink less, lose weight, wear more dresses/skirts

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Merry Christmas everyone! Already tipsy on Bucks Fizz and it ain’t even noon….

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I need to catch up on Misfits over Christmas really…. New series of Being Human in the new year methinks? Can’t wait!!

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I got the dispensers but not talkie toaster! D’oh!

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Free popcorn in this double post

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> I would have had 29 but I can’t spell “Bartakovski”

Ditto! ^__^

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Ouch. 22. :-(

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> I took the touch. Now don’t kick a man when he’s down eh?

:-O! I was actually being genuine! Haha.

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> SRSLY?
> Touché :P

Sorry m’dear. You left yourself wide open for that one ;-) You’re most dashing to behold, sir. That better? ^__^

> Apart from the Lodger. Can’t stand James Corden. or pot noodle

I agree with the majority of this statement. I, on the other hand, like Pot Noodle.

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He’s working for the UN nowadays. So yes.

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LOVE to the Merlin-watchers out there! ^__^ (and especially fellow Armitage-crushers)

> I don’t hear the end of this. He’s hotter in Spooks than Hood/Vicar of Dibley but I guess I’m not gay enough to have a proper opinion.

….sorry. Loveoo?

> I got told I looked a bit like Richard Armitage.

SRSLY?

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>> Richard Armitage

>> Mmmmmmmmmmmm………

> SRSLY?

YA SRSLY! ^__^

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> Richard Armitage

Mmmmmmmmmmmm………

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> Geeking about Merlin doesn’t really cut it

Piss off. I love Merlin. :-P

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> Martin Freeman is perfect, though.

> Yeah, much better than the first person I thought it was going to be that had me shouting “Travesty! He can’t be Bilbo, he’s God!” It turned out I had misheard the missus and Morgan Freeman wasn’t going to be the new Bilbo. It would have been a bit weird having to explain how when he turns Eleventy One he becomes white….

*rolls eyes* That’s cos you is deaf, love. :-P

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> Women… Though I bet he couldn’t concentrate on filming through looking up at your fiery gorgeousness…

Thanks, I wish! ^__^ He did clock us all at one point and gave us a grinning wave. He totally loves the attention, you can tell.

> Martin Freeman is perfect, though.

Oh most definitely. As soon as you read it, it’s almost as if you knew it was always going to happen. The sign of good casting!

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>Oh my gosh, Richard Armitage is GORGEOUS.

> I second that!!! Third and fourth it, too

You can just picture all of us ladies from the office, noses pressed up against the glass, watching as he filmed two floors below. *sigh* ;-)

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Oh my gosh, Richard Armitage is GORGEOUS. I saw him when they filmed Spooks in the courtyard outside my office a few months ago. *sigh*

….sorry what were we talking about…?

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Or his stand-up? Or his books?

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Wait until he sees the ‘Red Dwarf ship’ ones. WTF?

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> Wow, watching that brought back how much the chorus of ‘Don’t Upset The Rhythm’ by the Noisettes reminds me of the Sonic boss music…

OMG I think my brain just asploded…

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Yeah same problem for me too. It doesn’t seem to want to play… :-(

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> Additional: I reckon it’s the first anniversay of Rimmer’s death in ‘Thanks for the Memory’ due to there being only one candle on the cake Lister baked for Rimmer.

> Either that or the Cat civilization found wax a precious commodity for beauty treatments and melted all they could find, making that last candle found a sacred item, the last of its kind in the universe.

…..I like cake.

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I just think it’s a really nice thing of him to do but yes, I would be worried about his fee – I’d have probably had to have sold a kidney to get him to appear at ours haha

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Wow – very impressed you got DJJ to say yes – good stuff!

Dunno – perhaps name them after your favourite episodes? Like ‘Thanks for the Memory’ for old friends and ‘Quarantine’ for the people you don’t like hehehe

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> It’s possible we do see the period between Kochanski’s arrival and the birth of baby Lister – after all, who says that the events at the end of “Ouroboros” take place after the events of the episode but before the others? They could easily have taken place any time before “Epideme”.

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> Continuity and RD. You do realise that the two are mutually exclusive?

The pair divorced in 1989. They no longer speak.

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There’s lots of time shifts you don’t notice in the show until you pay closer attention…Lister’s pregnancy with the twins was supposed to have happened very swiftly before being born and living with their ‘father’. Yet nine months pass to allow baby Lister to be born is series VII – a period we don’t see at all.

There’s mentions of Christmases and Easter too (doesn’t Lister refer to the time difference between the Mutton Vindaloo Beast and the Polymorph as being a year previously?)

But…you know…time isn’t necessarily linear. It’s all bendy and strange and…timey wimey…

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Congrats on your little one! ^__^

I guess you could incorporate Red Dwarf into your table names? After characters/ships/locations?

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So there’s decent versions out there? Hmm….perhaps I’ll get Kiran to download… ^__^

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Seriously now I really have to start watching this show…do any of you lot I know in the Real World have it on DVD I could borrow?

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That poor guy – ‘he told us to post shit on your site. So I did. But it’s only me who did it, it seems.’ That’s fucking hilarious.

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I can’t wait to see how it translates to TV – I really like his online show

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No – I think it all happened just before I joined the site. That’s quite an epic story! And I do enjoy reading the recommendations. So much passion and hatred. It’s almost touching.

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