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> Only if he messages you and tells you he?s yourself from the future and has some urgent information for you?

Indeed, the troubleshooting page on Twitter does ask users to beware of time dilations in the service.

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Boom boom!

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Can’t wait to see it all in action Pete (but you know I’m biased anyways :-D Going to be quite surreal seeing mine…)

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> In addition to this, I lost my virginity at a Red Dwarf meet. Thus I win.

Bwahahahhahhahahahaha. Fantastic.

(Lost mine in a field when I was 17. How (un)romantic)

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> on one of these boozy weekends at the beginning of Jan 2007 Ian and I got together. We moved in together in August 2007 :o) In March this year we adopted Cappsy and now we all live in a happy Red Dwarf household ;o)

Yay! That’s fantastic! Happy endings all round. :-)

> Hattie?s DJ Diary

That was the first year Kiran and I went to DJ together (2003). I’d gone by myself the month we got together in 2002. Kiran got the cast to sign the t-shirt he’d been wearing when we got together and Hattie loved the story and wanted to use it in the DJ diary, but we got lost on the cutting room floor. Ah well. :-)

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Firestarter! Yeah!

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> Although I?m fairly sure we?re considering it ?post-Back To Earth? (I know my scripts are, anyway)

Yeah my script is set post BTE too. I just followed your lead, sir!

> And that?s all the spoilers you?re getting outta me (hey, do I look like Bobby Llew to you?)

Boom boom! :-)

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> *takes cheque back*

Noooooooooo my feeeeeeeee! :-)

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> One of the first thing I did to impress him was to send him a photo of himself photoshopped to look like yoda. It was a sloppy 5 minute job but it worked.

Now THAT is the geeky equivalent of roses and chocolates. Fantastic.

> Oh Seb. You know me well enough, surely, to know I don?t do snappy. I do do sarcasm, however, and if anyone didn?t get that and took it the wrong way, then I?m sorry.

Sorry, just got on here after a looooooooooong day in the office. Is that bad that I took that original comment as sarky rather snappy? :-S Sorry to hear you can’t go, mate. I can’t justify the cost of going this year methinks as I have to support both me and my husband (girl power ‘n all that) so we are left with nothing but our Red Dwarf DVDs and past memories… :-(

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Yay Pete! RD brings more people together :-)

And Carl, byte one AND byte two? Wowza, she must have loved you for that. I remember the frustrations of getting to Woolworths and only ONE half of the series was in stock, gosh darn it.

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> Your cheque is in the post ;o)

Is it not obvious I work in advertising? ;-)

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> You?re welcome – I was thrilled to see you?d posted again.

*bows* too kind :-)

> Now get back to that keyboard and write some more. Pronto!

Oh but I was having dinner and… *hangs head* ok… *trundles back to laptop*

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> Did you really? What a lovely story! Congrats, hun! I?m single right now, but I don?t think I?ve ever met anyone through geekery. Not that I haven?t tried, but it?s damned hard to meet eligible geeky men.

Darn it for the lack of eligible geeky men. Get yourself down to a convention pronto! ;-)

Oh and thanks for the review, m’dear. Much appreciated. :-)

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> Well it?s not really. She still knows fuck all about framerates.

I just had to have that explained to me by my husband. I think I lost some braincells in the process.

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> I met Vincent on the street in front of my office building. There was no geekery involved whatsoever :(

But do you now share your passionate geekery with one another? :-)

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> did I start telling her about the difference between PAL and NTSC? you bet your blummin? life I did?

*facepalm* You certainly know how to make a girl feel special, don’t you :-) Glad it’s working out now though!

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> I met lots of fellow Red Dwarf fans, male and female, online.

Yeah got to admit that the majority of fans I know are through t’internet. Luckily I’m friends with some real-life people who are just as obsessed as I am.

> Now everyone in the real world ignores me.

My dear, that’s because we’re freaky geeks, dontcha know? ;-)

Go to Dimension Jump. There will ALWAYS be someone there geekier than you. :-) Good times.

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Oh don’t worry about holding onto the ticket/room for me – if someone else wants it please go ahead. I’ve no idea when we’ll make a decision – I don’t want to keep you hanging

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> Someone else had to resell their tickets (over at reddwarf.co.uk) and James seemed to be cool about it.

> I?m annoyed as well – I planned to go with 3 other people, and now none of them are coming and I?m alone in an expensive double bedroom :P

I checked with the hotel’s website and they only have singles left. If we end up going we could just swap haha

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Accrington Stanley!

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> Wow that?s only ?165 each for a fantastic weekend, plus you get to meet Carl and myself. Fu*k I?d pay ?165 for that alone. LOL

Don’t ever go into sales, Pete. :-P

> I?ve got a spare ticket (as Vincent?s not coming?) non-fanclub-member, reduced rate – a super-saver!

If we end up going I might take you up on that. However, are the TORDFC happy with the reselling of tickets? Aren’t they each registered to names if I remember correctly?

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> Tent space still available :) for you and your husband :)

Nicely rescued, Pete. Nicely rescued… :)

TBH, I’m interested in actually meeting you and Carl – it’s quite funny how people can work together and never have met. I’m imagining there would be quite a buzz too with the recent BTE activity.

Thing is, I can’t get the Friday off work so I’d miss the Friday action and still have to pay the same price (which is looking at a total including travel, tickets and hotel) at ?330 for both of us. Ouch.

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Getting veeeeeeeeeery tempted to book for this year’s Dimension Jump….

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Boom boom!

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> As an Insulin Dependent Diabetic, this I like. (Highest bid currently ?102…)

Haha that was my bid! I want it but I don’t ?850 want it! ^__^ What a fab thing to do for charity

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> you do have Mystique?s hair though?

*nods* True. True.

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Used to love Sonic the Comic back in the early 90s. Still got issues 1 – 55 somewhere…

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There goes my air of mystique on here… :-)

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> Ah miss Redhead, I still need to finish your script. I?m liking what I?ve read so far? apologies for the tardiness.

No worries – the guys emailed me to say they’d like to use it for the series, which was really great. Pete did a fab amend on one of the lines too! Any amends/feedback you’ve got would be much appreciated.

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> I?ve not read all your stuff but the pre-BtE one is really good.

‘Rimmer’s Return’? *bows* Thank you sir. Really need to crack on with that fic – I’ve just finished writing a script for the Red Dwarf Animated lads in the meantime.

> I?ve written a few things?and no not under bloody ?performingmonkey?.

What’s your author name, I’ll check it out.

> There?s far more explicit slash than Endless Night out there.

Oh indeed, in comparison mine is as chaste as a nun.

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I know…I just saw that. Most intriguing. Personally I think that Dave was already interested in doing a new series on the premise that the viewing figures of BTE were good, but that may be my Friday-inspired sunny optimisim shining through…

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> Any time Craig Charles is in a car now, he?s wary of people taking photos of him.

Boom boom!

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> He probably means the Mr Flibble on your hand?

That penguin isn’t permanantly attached to my hand, you know :-P

> Now?I?ve had to delete something there, if I wasn?t sticking with my promise to tone things down a touch I could go a lot further down that sticky road?

Ah see now I’m disappointed.

> Btw, after reading Endless Night I think I?ve had the smutty steam knocked out of me.

Can’t handle the smut, keep out of the slash section ;-) Took me ten years to build up the bloody courage to write a slash (especially without giggling inanely like a schoolgirl at the naughty words) but the reviewers on there kept badgering me so I thought meh, why not. Do you tend to frequent the ff.net site or did you make the one special visit for my stuff only to projectile vomit?

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Yeah ditto, Seb. The guy was a legend

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> It?s not a misquote when the T-shirt came out over a year before the episode which included the line!

Ooooooooooooh get youuuu! :-) Didn’t know that.

> I?m not sure I could handle my girlfriend wearing something with Craig Charles? face on it when we were in bed. Chris Barrie?s maybe?

Yeah my husband is never overly enamoured when he’s trying it on. “I can’t do this with him watching…”

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My dad used to have that t-shirt many moons ago. The back used to say ‘Better Smeg Than Dead’ – a rather grating misquote haha.

I’ve got the Lister and the Ace Rimmer t-shirts from play.com – the XL sizes make fab nightwear!

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It’s cute but I bet BA Barracus wouldn’t fit….

> They should make some sort of Smart Starbug.

Psch yeah right. That would never happen.

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performingmonkey – A lengthy Dr Who finales review and only three wank/cock jokes. I don’t know whether I’m impressed or slightly disappointed with your restraint… :-)

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> I don?t post here much but it?s a good read on my phone when I?m taking a long relaxing dump, I hope you have the same pleasure at some point :)

Unfortunately I don’t have a phone gadget whatchamadoogle that allows me to look at websites whilst I’m having a dump (a fact I’m rather sensitive about actually *weeps*) but I really need to look into the wireless capabality of my old, decrepid laptop…

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OMG the Master’s return in that trailer at Comic Con was made of win.

I must admit that the latest series was my favourite so far. As much as I was disappointed to hear that Catherine Tate was going to be the new companion when the news first came out, I think she was fantastic. And the series finale was brilliant. I loved the way that the entire series built up ties throughout the episodes, interlinking everything together. Fantastic writing.

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> I?m more against the actual deleting. ;)

I know, I know…. it was petty of me to delete it. But for some reason at the time it just made me really annoyed so I exercised the only power I had and hit ‘delete’. It’s the closest I’m ever going to get to my dreams of totalitarian reign *sigh*….

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> So there?s no proof of what you?re saying..?

*sigh* I can send you the email alert from facebook which details what he said if you’re that desperate to see it…

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> By the way, welcome to G&T. You?ll never leave. *ahem*

*tries door* Ohhhhhhh bugger…

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Ahhh there we are. Thanks guys.

Hey P2P (by the way LOVE your BTE trailer). Hehe I’m the one on the right. The one on the left is some random guy who was trying to get in the shot. Psch…typical drama queen… :-)

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Hi Prue! Hi Singing Potato *waves*

Gahhh trying to change my profile picture so that I can prove I’m a real bloody person but it won’t work. Guys….any help?

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> Wow, Shane G is really working overtime. Possible I am joking.

Erm…no. I’m a real person. I exist. ^__^ At least I hope I do…. (wow this is getting quite existential) Does having a facebook count?

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> Hmm, i know there seems to be an anti-Lovett agenda going on recently, but comeon that comment was hardly anything bad was it. He didn?t exactly say ?You were wrong to say that?, he was just giving his opinion on the bloke.

Oh no I wasn’t being anti-Lovett, I just thought it was hilarious that someone would be so proactive as to stand up for a crappy politician when someone they don’t know expresses their opinion.

> Anti,Lovett sounds like a great idea for a tv show!

Sounds like a German brand of condom… ^__^

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>I deleted it off my page.

> Censorship?

Ooh good point. But my facebook page is my own private kingdom. I shall defend it with my life, sir!

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A new series would be cool – however if Dave did give it another go I think they’d need to do full 27-30 minute shows (40 minute slots on Dave). Don’t know what other people think but the broadcast versions of Back to Earth seemed very short to me…

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> Look, just admit you?re Karen Gillan, and that you want to have sex with us all, and be done with it.

God, I wish :-( Lucky bitch – but at least she’s not opposite David Tennant. If she was, I may had to have killed her and slipped in her place…

> Nah, this was a guy I used to work with called Rob. He always used to boast about his conquests, ugh.

> And now he?s gone into stand up comedy.

I know, bastard. I’ve clearly always had a thing for fat bastards.

Carl – aren’t you helping to write that Red Dwarf animated thing? I was gonna offer help with beta-ing, and dropping you some gags (or my poor excuses for one liners) that you may wish to pilfer. Drop me an email if you so wish.

>Hi, hun!
Damn, who ate all the hobnobs?

*looks guilty* oops. My bad.

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