Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 1,706 total) 1 2 3 … 33 34 35 Author Replies December 5, 2025 at 12:40 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314356 RunawayTrainParticipant 05/12/2025 1 December 4, 2025 at 10:42 pm in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #314352 RunawayTrainParticipant A triple sandwich in the supermarket is 3 triangles, = 1Β½ sandwiches = 3 slices of bread. That probably informed my interpretation of this. December 4, 2025 at 10:35 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314350 RunawayTrainParticipant 04/12/2025 You can see how long it took me to twig it was her hair. December 4, 2025 at 6:56 pm in reply to: Contradictions #314332 RunawayTrainParticipant How old are you (roughly) and where are you from? Standard G&T demographic, 40 m uk. I forgot about stones too, but havenβt weighed myself in those since I was a kid. On the last Taskmaster series, I was surprised that even the younger ones were guessing Alexβs weight in stone, Iβm probably just ignorant. I’m younger than you, that’s so interesting. The only reason I know my metric weight because of having to submit it for medical reasons, and I stopped wanting to know what my weight was was so switched to kg (only stones have any real meaning for me, not kg). With Taskmaster I don’t know if it was necessarily their choice; the contestants presumably just used the scales as they were set up as they were only allowed two readings. Alex uses stones himself but on this occasion that may not be relevant if it’s the default used in horseracing still. I mean as far as I’m aware they still use hands and furlongs so to use metric for jockeys’ weights would be incongruous! Raw honey in Canada is weighed in pounds, even if we of course sell the finished goods in metric. But I mean, stone just sounds heavy. Preserves here too, mostly – sold in metric but the weights match with lbs and oz. Honey, jam, marmalade, etc. Fresh milk is in pints (unless it’s been processed more than standard, e.g. filtered) and UHT is in litres. We are a real mish-mash, and as evidenced even by this thread the units used as a vernacular aren’t even consistent by generation! December 3, 2025 at 4:42 pm in reply to: Contradictions #314259 RunawayTrainParticipant I didnβt know this was a thing, but I guess itβs like how I donβt know what pounds and ounces are because I was raised metric. It makes sense, RIP time. How old are you (roughly) and where are you from? Back on the subject of analogue clocks, do they not have them in public places in America? Over here they’re on town halls and supermarkets with clocktowers, although thinking about it a lot of them have Roman numerals instead of Arabic. But I just can’t imagine children not being curious and wanting to know what it says. Every school classroom still has an analogue clock over here too, partly for the teachers to easily keep track of time and partly to keep the skill of reading them alive. I’d say it’s a bit more relevant to modern life than lbs and oz since only babies are measured in those (informally) now, recipes are all metric – or if they’re not, they’re in cups not weight. (I STILL don’t understand that, volume for most non-liquid ingredients is inconsistent; weight is consistent.) December 3, 2025 at 12:23 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314248 RunawayTrainParticipant 03/12/2025 2 December 2, 2025 at 4:22 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314231 RunawayTrainParticipant 02/12/2025 1 I missed a day after my streak ended. Annoying. November 30, 2025 at 11:44 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314154 RunawayTrainParticipant 30/11/2025 β¦ and now my streak *is* done for. November 29, 2025 at 12:16 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314105 RunawayTrainParticipant 29/11/2025 8 Wow, I thought my streak was done for there! November 28, 2025 at 12:19 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314045 RunawayTrainParticipant 28/11/2025 7 (phew) November 27, 2025 at 3:08 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #314007 RunawayTrainParticipant 27/11/2025 4 November 26, 2025 at 1:24 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313945 RunawayTrainParticipant 26/11/2025 5 November 25, 2025 at 2:22 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313920 RunawayTrainParticipant 25/11/2025 4 November 24, 2025 at 1:29 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313867 RunawayTrainParticipant 24/11/2025 G&T 3 November 23, 2025 at 1:36 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #313841 RunawayTrainParticipant My mum always watched it, so Iβd catch bits and bobs, then I became an ardent viewer around the mid 90s Same for me, but probably a couple of years on. The Platt teen pregnancy, Roy and Hayley, and less controversial plots about and for the oldies. I looked up their fates years later and it was like reading dark fanfic. Similar for me too. When it started feeling more like Eastenders (‘affectionately’ called ShoutShout in our house, we didn’t watch it) with all the conflict, and the plots became more unbelievable, I stopped watching. Since we didn’t have a TV until 2000 or 2001 I guess I must have watched it for around a decade, give or take a couple of years. It is an interesting thought about going back to the start. One thing about soaps is they are good time capsules of the mundane aspects of daily life, especially technology, home decor, fashion, etc. The historical aspect appeals to me. November 23, 2025 at 1:21 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313840 RunawayTrainParticipant 23/11/2025 2 November 22, 2025 at 2:19 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313834 RunawayTrainParticipant 22/11/2025 Officer Rimmer 1 (Hooray!) November 21, 2025 at 3:30 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313791 RunawayTrainParticipant 21/11/2025 Hoping this doesn’t turn into a streak November 20, 2025 at 12:30 am in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #313714 RunawayTrainParticipant So I thought I’d try and get back into this β¦ 20/11/2025 Well, things can’t get any worse from here can they?! (Initially I was going to say ‘can only get better’ but realised they could stay the same.) November 18, 2025 at 5:09 am in reply to: What Is Lister Saying? #313614 RunawayTrainParticipant Excellent! November 18, 2025 at 5:05 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #313613 RunawayTrainParticipant It is unfortunate yet tragically apt that Enconium (SS Enconium in Timewave) is perilously close to ‘meconium’. A google search shows it must have been based on ‘encomium’, but I wonder how many people know of that vs how many know of meconium. November 17, 2025 at 3:12 pm in reply to: The sequel to the worst episode #313590 RunawayTrainParticipant There is no salvaging Krytie TV *or* the original concept. November 16, 2025 at 1:09 am in reply to: The worst episode you like #313526 RunawayTrainParticipant Samsara is the only one I can think of right now. It’s odd in that the two sets of characters never meet yet their stories are intertwined – which is actually quite an interesting device, it just feels weird because it’s not usual for Red Dwarf. I always laugh at the Lister/Cat scene, probably more so since I know what’s coming and start enjoying it in advance. I don’t know if The Beginning counts; I’m aware some others don’t enjoy it as much as I do and it’s not one you’d use to introduce someone, but I really like it. A lot. November 14, 2025 at 7:41 pm in reply to: Mundane observation dome #313484 RunawayTrainParticipant Picard in The Inner Light as well, except they gave him a family then took it away, so thatβs fine. Much less traumatising than being made Borg, to be fair. Might not have shaken him as much as if he’d not already gone through that. β¦ and a tangent of thought led to me parallels between the Borg and the Goa’uld. When we see them on screen as baddies we automatically despise the characters, but in both situations there’s proof that the human/individual (host / biological being) survives as a distinct entity, witnessing the atrocities their body is being used to carry out. And they mainly steal technology rather than developing it themselves, although both work on developing some as well. (Many differences too, of course, including their fundamental motivation, but I’d not realised the similarities before.) November 12, 2025 at 8:46 pm in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #313393 RunawayTrainParticipant ^ I never previously noticed Craig sticks his tongue out at the end there. November 12, 2025 at 8:44 pm in reply to: Mr Flibble for auction #313392 RunawayTrainParticipant Oh my, that’s tantalising. I could technically afford it (if no one else bids) and it’s not something that would take up much space (of which I have none going spare), but β¦ I really couldn’t justify it. Oh well. I hope if it gets bought, the new owner enjoys it! November 11, 2025 at 1:35 am in reply to: Red Dwarf: Titan being developed into a Novel #313302 RunawayTrainParticipant Is Kryten wearing a wedding ring? November 3, 2025 at 9:34 pm in reply to: Adequate Room For Toilet Facilities #312907 RunawayTrainParticipant I’m intrigued how the plumbing would work and be durable. November 3, 2025 at 9:33 pm in reply to: Mundane observation dome #312906 RunawayTrainParticipant And the elbow bands definitely arenβt there to hide the seams where the short-sleeved T-shirt has been extended into a long-sleeved one. I’d have to look carefully at the episode rather than just the one still to see whether I’m totally wrong, but *in that frame* it looked like they’re on a short-sleeved top he’s wearing over a long-sleeved one. November 3, 2025 at 9:17 pm in reply to: Shittest Props? #312905 RunawayTrainParticipant The sketch itself is funny, but shouldnβt the old 14B be made of metal or something? It looks like a long Q-tip with its ends removed. How is that gonna help? I have not previously consciously thought about this but β¦ I’m just realising now, I honestly conceptualised it as a length of catheter tubing! Not because of the hole in the centre, just that’s my brain’s most immediate frame of reference for plastic tubing. Not that I actually think it is that, just that’s what I related the props to. October 31, 2025 at 2:16 am in reply to: I made a Red Dwarf themed Bracket City quiz #312793 RunawayTrainParticipant Score: 0.0 Wrong guesses: 60 Clues peeked: 7 Answers revealed: 2 Score breakdownBase score: 100.0Wrong guess penalty: -120.0Peek penalty: -35.0Reveal penalty: -40.0Final score: 0.0 Total keystrokes: 467 Minimum keystrokes needed: 145 Excess keystrokes: 322 I still don’t understand how it worked! Most of those ‘wrong guesses’ were correct words just in the wrong place β¦ I have no idea where it even started. About 5 of those peeks were because I realised it let me type there π Fun though! Thanks for making it. October 23, 2025 at 6:22 pm in reply to: Mundane observation dome #312551 RunawayTrainParticipant (this is from a gif, I haven’t checked the full-size programme) When Cat’s looking through the dream recorder, Lister appears to be either properly knitting or giving it a very good go. It’s not all that common to see a character believably crafting like that. October 20, 2025 at 3:13 am in reply to: Did somebody turn over two pages at once?! #312367 RunawayTrainParticipant GIFs load slow as balls for me on this site but I always assumed it was a me issue Same for me. (Chrome on Android.) I always open the page and leave it to load while I go and do something else π October 12, 2025 at 10:32 pm in reply to: RD Series I – XIII Boxset #312065 RunawayTrainParticipant ^ ha, I even commented, really truly had completely forgotten about it π (I’d blame covid memory loss as the thread/comment date around the time I had it, but realistically I may well have forgotten anyway even without that.) October 12, 2025 at 5:56 pm in reply to: RD Series I – XIII Boxset #312063 RunawayTrainParticipant Since then young ones & blackadder have joined my must have list on the format. Slightly off topic but I didn’t realise Blackadder was available on Blu-ray – I’ve just gone Googling and WOW! Serious investigations into an external Blu-ray disc drive are required. October 11, 2025 at 1:26 pm in reply to: RD Series I – XIII Boxset #312030 RunawayTrainParticipant I watched remastered TNG on Netflix in 2019/20 and the quality seemed good to me. It is for me too now. At the time I bought the Blu-ray set, TNG on Netflix was still SD. Although even if things had been different, if I’d learned about the remastered box set later, I still would have bought it and the player for the many many extras. But if I hadn’t been fussed about those and just wanted the episodes, streaming would have been fine with the remastered on Netflix. (Voyager and DS9 are a bit of a shock if you go to them straight from TNG!) October 11, 2025 at 12:53 pm in reply to: RD Series I – XIII Boxset #312028 RunawayTrainParticipant I do have a Blu-Ray player but currently stuck without ready access to a TV to use it with (health situation – not well enough to go downstairs very often at all, and no space in my room for a TV; and family situation – even if I did, other family members are at home watching the TV most of the day anyway). However if it hadn’t been for the remastered TNG set I think it’s fairly likely I wouldn’t have bothered buying a player yet, as most things are available to stream in HD or I have HD digital copies, or they’re only available on DVD so HD isn’t an option at all anyway (most older BBC sitcoms). October 10, 2025 at 9:45 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf To Stream On Channel 4 #312012 RunawayTrainParticipant How interesting. Hopefully they work on their app before this is delivered because discovery of content is terrible. The Channel 4 app is miles better than the U app (UKTV Play as was), at least on Android. It doesn’t feel like it’s been updated at all in the last 10 years, it’s beyond dreadful. There are shows on there I’d like to watch, but not enough to get me to endure the app. October 10, 2025 at 9:39 pm in reply to: RD Series I – XIII Boxset #312011 RunawayTrainParticipant Looks awesome. And Big. Pity I donβt do Blu-Ray. Bah. How are the Extras? This is what made it actually click in my head that this is a Blu-Ray set (despite taking the mick out of previous AI cover versions, I now remember). If I’m ever in a position to be able to easily play Blu Rays again then yeah I might get this. Especially as we have a much better TV now since I was last in a position to do so October 1, 2025 at 11:33 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #311640 RunawayTrainParticipant 01/10/2025 2 September 30, 2025 at 11:52 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #311617 RunawayTrainParticipant Oh I missed 2 days, completely oblivious. Wow. 30/09/2025 1 September 27, 2025 at 11:40 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #311539 RunawayTrainParticipant 27/09/2025 2 My streak was over 100, but has been reset despite not missing any daysβ¦ How frustrating! Mine kept getting reset for no apparent reason which is why I started keeping track on the thread, but I haven’t had a long streak for ages, and never even near 100. September 26, 2025 at 10:40 pm in reply to: You Red Dwarf Looping GIFs #311481 RunawayTrainParticipant I was going to feel sorry for Kryten, never able to sneeze, then I remembered he’s not a biological humanoid so has no need to sneeze anyway September 26, 2025 at 10:22 pm in reply to: Doug has updated a petition maker on how television works #311479 RunawayTrainParticipant The bit about contributions put a real sour taste in my mouth, until I read this from the (currently) most recent update: “I have not made any posts asking for money or contributions, these (and I have been under the assumption) have solely been done voluntarily and a change.org feature, this money is not seen by me or anyone involved with Red Dwarf, it is used to promote the petition by Change.Org. It can’t be turned off and is optional/voluntary. Not mandatory.” Quite sad that people may have donated without knowing exactly where the money is going, not that I blame the person who set up the petition, it just isn’t a great situation. September 26, 2025 at 10:10 pm in reply to: The Official Red Dwarf Convention 2025 #311478 RunawayTrainParticipant Ah, if it were Northampton (I kept getting the two mixed up for several years) I might have been able to go for half a day. Alas. September 26, 2025 at 10:01 pm in reply to: Smugle or Strugle? – Dispatches From Smegle #311476 RunawayTrainParticipant 26/09/2025 1 That took an embarrassing number of guesses. September 22, 2025 at 12:04 am in reply to: The Most Disliked Episode 1 #311304 RunawayTrainParticipant You know what, I’m saving Birdman. 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