Blimey. So, the Red Dwarf Remastered boxset is no more - instead, it's Red Dwarf: The Bodysnatcher Collection.

In fact, we should have predicted something like this was on the cards - last week's DVD Details article simply mentioned "the brand new Red Dwarf DVD box set", rather than Red Dwarf: Remastered. Ever get the feeling Andrew does these things deliberately to see if we're on the ball?

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Or something like that, anyway:

"Such is the intensity of Graham’s performance that the fact he does look a bit like Craig Charles is put to the back of your mind. Indeed he reveals to me that he was once approached to play Craig Charles' son when a Red Dwarf spin-off movie was in the pipeline."

Look, I'll take anything I can get these days. Fuck you.

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Long-time readers of this site will remember our review of the VHS Having It Off - Spitting Image's answer to The Lover's Guide. Unusually for Spitting Image, it included extensive sequences without puppets . And some of those sequences were done by Robert Llewellyn - and he's quite the best thing about the release. Ha ha, release.

So, I've gone and uploaded all his sections to YouTube, in a blatant breach of copyright. Aren't I nice to you?

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READ Craig's heart-rending story.

WATCH as he tells all on-camera, which is the only reason you can actually trust this story.

GET SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED as you realise that you really found out all you needed to know about the whole sorry affair with Craig's appearance at Dimension Jump, which also managed to be spiritually uplifting at the same time.

GO and have a wank to cheer yourself up.

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