Frank Lewis

[Frank Lewis]

Oops. forgot.

Will include it next time.

[Frank Lewis]

“we were trying to heal you”

I misheard Cat, Quarantine. Not my fault. Sometimes Danny mumbles.

[Frank Lewis]

#RedDwarf #Smegle

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Got Timeslides in 3.

[Frank Lewis]

#RedDwarf #Smegle

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I got Back To Earth (Earthprime, Earthlike?!?)

[Frank Lewis]

I’ll be honest, I’ve never understood the anger the resolution gets. Although maybe that’s because I was sure that’s how it would resolve, because… well, it makes sense. I explained it to a kid at school and he was unconvinced and then I felt very smug when the pre-credits scene came along.
I dunno, maybe a sci-fi cliffhanger should have a resolution an 11 year old can’t guess but I felt satisfied. 
Of course they should have gone back to get the time drive and used it to get Red Dwarf back and then stole it from themselves making the whole arc a bootstrap paradox, removing the necessity for STARDISbug, and relegating VIII as we know it to non-existence, but then I’ve made this point before.

I’m all for eliminating VIII.

[Frank Lewis]

#RedDwarf #Smegle 28/04/2026 

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Got it on the 2nd guess: “Stoke Me a Clipper”.

[Frank Lewis]

Yeah, but at least in yours, the light above Lister’s bunk didn’t read “IFC TOGA ANRONT []”

Gonna be slightly cunty and point out how incredibly easy this would be to fix with Photoshop or GIMP or whatever.

Still funny, innit’.

[Frank Lewis]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together on a JMC Mining Ship Grooving in Groove Town:
Hamsters are to animals in Red Dwarf what “Frank” is to names in Red Dwarf:

Lemmings are not far behind:

Plus a few gerbils:

Also some mice (“albino mouse droppings” – “Mickey Mouse? We ain’t even Betty Boop!” – “Wait, I know this game, it’s called ‘cat and mouse’.” – “It’s not a mouse, ma’am. It’s Archie.”) and of course: 

Indeed.

[Frank Lewis]

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Justice.

Got it in one go just by looking at the Hallway, with NOTHING in it.

[Frank Lewis]

On that Rimmer getting beaten silly with the VHS Tape; I liked the reference to an obscure movies, and Rimmer’s Hobbyism (one of the few watchable things about the dreck that is RDVIII).

[Frank Lewis]

I misheard Danny in White Hole; – thought he’d been referring to Rimmer & Kryten as Weirdly Named Characters from obscure cartoons.

[Frank Lewis]

#RedDwarf #Smegle 05/03/2026 

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Back to Earth, Part I

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