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Clayton Mark had a lot of teenage and pre-teen female dancers in his Elvis tours… how many more will come forward?

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I think dickhead is being kind to him. But yeah, at the least and out of respect for his victim, going forward, Meltdown should no longer have the Elvis version of the closing theme.

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What if Felicity Kendall was like the movie “Orlando” and right at the peak of “the Good Life” wakes up one morning having transformed into a man? Would Lister still be turned on?

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What kind of freaking message would we be sending to the girls and women this turdie preyed upon, sexually harassed and raped if we say “sorry about your lifelong trauma, but my desire to not besmirch the reputation of my favourite tv show is more important”!

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Considering how much time passes for them in Tikka, it is not unreasonable to assume that discussing Kennedy’s impact was a subject of conversation.

Perhaps after Rimmer, Kryten, and the Cat finished beating Lister to a pulp at the end of the episode :)

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We obviously don’t see Kryten’s full history lesson on screen in tikka because early in the episode Lister knows little of Jeff Kay because it wasn’t covered at his high school but later when confronting Kennedy, Lister knows that death will make Kennedy a progressive icon.

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Walter Matthau, the person Rob and Doug actually wrote it for, hated it.

Well Doug can now DeepFake Matthau in

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I took her to see India, AT THE OVAL!

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Ointment is what you need for when your head’s been cut off.

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Does Mr Burns end up having the Rolling Stones killed?

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Doctor Who‘s “you can’t cut tragedy off at the root because then you’d be talking to someone you saw dead on a morgue slab” is a good answer as to why time travelers can’t avert the Holocaust or save their murdered girlfriend. Lister, being a total moron who doesn’t care, however…

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What would Jeff Martin do with a life-time supply of chocolate?

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the AR might have safety protocols, like the holodecks of Trek.

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Wonder if the AR suite games are as ethical as ours, ie would you get to experience terror bombing and such in the WW2 simulation game Kryten borrows the tank from?

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Just how long do Cat and Rimmer get to have fun with the spinal implanted Lister?

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Sorry for earlier. It was a joke playing on the fact that Lister is said to be using the Wimbledon AR sports simulation game as a way to have sex with the tennis girls. Although to be frank, Lister being in his twenties while the ball girl is seventeen is as icky as Paul McCartney and I Saw Her Standing There.

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VERY IMPRESSIVE, LISTER. TOO BAD THIS ISN’T THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS

The tennis ball-girl has a reaction to Lister.

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I love the bit at the end of D & A where Cat turns Lister into his own personal Barbie Doll after Lister sits on the spinal implant (Rimmer is grinning too). •••• it is good.

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FULL HOUSE
The RD crew meet someone even more obnoxious than Rimmer: Michelle Tanner!

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(the Series 2 episode BTL and its book form)

trapping players in VR could become a weapon if – when – we reach that level of tech in real life. I certainly know of speculative fiction where vengeful people trap enemies in a virtual world.

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I think it was a little mean to bring Rimmer back to life then blow him up again… why would they have boxes of explosives on the ship in th- wait… mining ship… explosives… never mind…

But they wouldn’t be in a big open place like that! They should be locked away somewhere! You don’t leave exploding things out where small children or people with equal intelligence to small children could get to them!!!

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When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear (because without Lister on RD, there would be no Cat Race and Kryten was never rescued).

Well, Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him.

And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline.

Of course, had that happened, that would have meant the end of the series.

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AWAY IN A DANGER

The crew meet Austin Danger Powers. Lister punches him in the face as “he is really starting to get on my keks”.

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Hopefully Thickie treated Gilbert better than • • • • • • • Lister.

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Robert Addie got a raw deal from life. Being told he had terminal cancer just three weeks before he died. See also Graham Chapman (who would have been much better than Ruby Wax) dying at only 48.

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Has anyone wondered what Gilbert, Lister’s male maid in “Timeslides”, got up to in the repaired timeline?

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SAINT PATRICK’S DAY
Lister finds out he’s really Irish. The episode parodies both “Father Ted” and “Derry Girls”. It is as shite as it sounds.

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HOLLY STROP

Normal Lovett gets into another fight with Grant Naylor.

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Pun names on real life human babies – the parents should be be dealt with by the simulants, or failing that, Caligula from Meltdown.

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Lister put it perfectly to Kennedy: “Where i come from you’re a liberal icon! But, to be that person, you’re going to have to sacrifice your life“.

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I agree about Jim on a real baby with the surname Reaper.

The amount of parents with the surnames Bond and Kent who name their sons James and Clark deserve to be dealt with personally by the simulants.

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Rimmer himself says *exactly* why Thanks for the Memory is cruel to people in the audience who have suffered in life and been offered false hope: “You’ve destroyed me, Lister”.

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turning men into women must be a British comedy writer thing – Leaving aside Monty Python, Roger Price’s “You Can’t Do That on Television” – the episode where Valerie Prevert wishes for a daughter and Doug Ptolemy is magically turned into one (from the character’s dismay and mournfulness it can be inferred that Doug has realized he is now a she in the private area in addition to the dress).

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Doug’s “Taiwan Tony”… feck that was horrible.

I can’t wait for Doug to “top” the racism of Taiwan Tony by having Rimmer or Kryten claim the Cat has “niggeritis”.

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How long would Lister and the Cat last against a Dalek?

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in the UK it is illegal to kill a person.
Shame no one told the Libyans in 1988. :'(

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An non-Dwarf unanswered Question: Why did a British TV series have to plan to use a male Little Person rather than the existing child actress?

Is it now illegal in Britain to show smacking a child for playing up in the bath?

https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/Alex+Kingston-59813.html

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Ah yes the Essex girls of BOAF.

Drop the Dead Donkey: “Why does an Essex girl have C and A on her knickers? So she doesn’t get them back to front”.

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it makes sense that there would be a machine that makes clothes on board in case uniforms etc. are damaged.

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Why doesn’t someone follow Rimmer’s prescription and give Trump two hours of W.O.O.?

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the name Donna means “lady/mistress” in Italian. No reason for stating this. I just wanted you to think i was paying attention!

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OT: it’s only been weeks but I already miss the days when people he’d banned would run to here and say “Who’s a Dictator? Don’t Ask Sebby P., Ask Me!”

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If Rimmer can give himself Kochanksi’s form and any other crew would he also be able to give himself the form of the characters from the entertainment films stored on holo discs – perhaps Henry VIII or Casablanca’s Rick Blaine?

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Sometimes you need to pee or poo and you need to do it NOW!

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That’s his intelligent circuits melting

What about his stupid circuits?

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The Psirens create a nit. Okay, the premise is that they lay in wait and lure in unsuspecting space travelers with their telepathic tricks to feed on them.

Except this is the Red Dwarf universe, where life begins and ends with Earth. How many space travelers are out there? The Psirens must go centuries between feedings!

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I’;m just curious how Kennedy and MLK Jr were going to fit into the invasion plans

Jacqueline Kennedy: “Jack! I thought you were dead!”

Nestene Facsimile JFK: “I was!”

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Doctor Who: In Spearhead from Space, what use will the Facsimilies of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr.that are seen on-screen be to the Nestene invasion?

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OT: in the afterlife, Dermot Morgan must really be hating Graham for ruining Father Ted’s legacy.

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