Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Search replies: Forum Replies Created Viewing 100 posts - 1 through 100 (of 227 total) 1 2 3 Author Posts January 20, 2021 at 11:29 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263921 By Jove its holmesParticipant Sorry for earlier. It was a joke playing on the fact that Lister is said to be using the Wimbledon AR sports simulation game as a way to have sex with the tennis girls. Although to be frank, Lister being in his twenties while the ball girl is seventeen is as icky as Paul McCartney and I Saw Her Standing There. January 18, 2021 at 7:24 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263915 By Jove its holmesParticipant VERY IMPRESSIVE, LISTER. TOO BAD THIS ISN’T THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS The tennis ball-girl has a reaction to Lister. January 18, 2021 at 5:01 am in reply to: good or near-perfect line readings? #263914 By Jove its holmesParticipant I love the bit at the end of D & A where Cat turns Lister into his own personal Barbie Doll after Lister sits on the spinal implant (Rimmer is grinning too). •••• it is good. January 8, 2021 at 2:38 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263878 By Jove its holmesParticipant FULL HOUSE The RD crew meet someone even more obnoxious than Rimmer: Michelle Tanner! January 6, 2021 at 11:37 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263854 By Jove its holmesParticipant (the Series 2 episode BTL and its book form) trapping players in VR could become a weapon if – when – we reach that level of tech in real life. I certainly know of speculative fiction where vengeful people trap enemies in a virtual world. January 4, 2021 at 1:10 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263838 By Jove its holmesParticipant I think it was a little mean to bring Rimmer back to life then blow him up again… why would they have boxes of explosives on the ship in th- wait… mining ship… explosives… never mind… But they wouldn’t be in a big open place like that! They should be locked away somewhere! You don’t leave exploding things out where small children or people with equal intelligence to small children could get to them!!! January 4, 2021 at 4:16 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263835 By Jove its holmesParticipant When Lister changes the past, he, the, Cat, and Kryten disappear (because without Lister on RD, there would be no Cat Race and Kryten was never rescued). Well, Rimmer should have disappeared too, because, without Lister, Holly would have had no reason to activate him. And Holly should have had no memories of the Dwarfers, since they never existed in this timeline. Of course, had that happened, that would have meant the end of the series. December 19, 2020 at 9:48 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263662 By Jove its holmesParticipant AWAY IN A DANGER The crew meet Austin Danger Powers. Lister punches him in the face as “he is really starting to get on my keks”. December 18, 2020 at 11:07 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263644 By Jove its holmesParticipant Hopefully Thickie treated Gilbert better than • • • • • • • Lister. December 14, 2020 at 10:21 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263586 By Jove its holmesParticipant Robert Addie got a raw deal from life. Being told he had terminal cancer just three weeks before he died. See also Graham Chapman (who would have been much better than Ruby Wax) dying at only 48. December 13, 2020 at 8:48 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263582 By Jove its holmesParticipant Has anyone wondered what Gilbert, Lister’s male maid in “Timeslides”, got up to in the repaired timeline? December 4, 2020 at 2:57 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263511 By Jove its holmesParticipant SAINT PATRICK’S DAY Lister finds out he’s really Irish. The episode parodies both “Father Ted” and “Derry Girls”. It is as shite as it sounds. November 30, 2020 at 9:00 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263490 By Jove its holmesParticipant HOLLY STROP Normal Lovett gets into another fight with Grant Naylor. November 30, 2020 at 8:50 am in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #263489 By Jove its holmesParticipant Pun names on real life human babies – the parents should be be dealt with by the simulants, or failing that, Caligula from Meltdown. November 29, 2020 at 1:36 pm in reply to: good or near-perfect line readings? #263483 By Jove its holmesParticipant Lister put it perfectly to Kennedy: “Where i come from you’re a liberal icon! But, to be that person, you’re going to have to sacrifice your life“. November 28, 2020 at 8:58 am in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #263478 By Jove its holmesParticipant I agree about Jim on a real baby with the surname Reaper. The amount of parents with the surnames Bond and Kent who name their sons James and Clark deserve to be dealt with personally by the simulants. November 21, 2020 at 1:56 am in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #263390 By Jove its holmesParticipant Rimmer himself says *exactly* why Thanks for the Memory is cruel to people in the audience who have suffered in life and been offered false hope: “You’ve destroyed me, Lister”. November 20, 2020 at 4:21 am in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #263369 By Jove its holmesParticipant turning men into women must be a British comedy writer thing – Leaving aside Monty Python, Roger Price’s “You Can’t Do That on Television” – the episode where Valerie Prevert wishes for a daughter and Doug Ptolemy is magically turned into one (from the character’s dismay and mournfulness it can be inferred that Doug has realized he is now a she in the private area in addition to the dress). November 16, 2020 at 11:42 am in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #263244 By Jove its holmesParticipant Doug’s “Taiwan Tony”… feck that was horrible. I can’t wait for Doug to “top” the racism of Taiwan Tony by having Rimmer or Kryten claim the Cat has “niggeritis”. November 15, 2020 at 1:16 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263204 By Jove its holmesParticipant How long would Lister and the Cat last against a Dalek? November 13, 2020 at 4:19 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263146 By Jove its holmesParticipant in the UK it is illegal to kill a person. Shame no one told the Libyans in 1988. :'( November 13, 2020 at 1:53 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #263139 By Jove its holmesParticipant An non-Dwarf unanswered Question: Why did a British TV series have to plan to use a male Little Person rather than the existing child actress? Is it now illegal in Britain to show smacking a child for playing up in the bath? https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/Alex+Kingston-59813.html November 13, 2020 at 1:46 pm in reply to: Is Red Dwarf the world’s longest running sitcom that’s still in production? #263138 By Jove its holmesParticipant Ah yes the Essex girls of BOAF. Drop the Dead Donkey: “Why does an Essex girl have C and A on her knickers? So she doesn’t get them back to front”. October 3, 2020 at 8:26 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #262038 By Jove its holmesParticipant it makes sense that there would be a machine that makes clothes on board in case uniforms etc. are damaged. October 3, 2020 at 6:30 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #262034 By Jove its holmesParticipant Why doesn’t someone follow Rimmer’s prescription and give Trump two hours of W.O.O.? September 22, 2020 at 2:23 pm in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #261746 By Jove its holmesParticipant the name Donna means “lady/mistress” in Italian. No reason for stating this. I just wanted you to think i was paying attention! September 21, 2020 at 5:25 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261717 By Jove its holmesParticipant OT: it’s only been weeks but I already miss the days when people he’d banned would run to here and say “Who’s a Dictator? Don’t Ask Sebby P., Ask Me!” September 17, 2020 at 11:40 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261632 By Jove its holmesParticipant If Rimmer can give himself Kochanksi’s form and any other crew would he also be able to give himself the form of the characters from the entertainment films stored on holo discs – perhaps Henry VIII or Casablanca’s Rick Blaine? September 16, 2020 at 5:00 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261622 By Jove its holmesParticipant Sometimes you need to pee or poo and you need to do it NOW! August 22, 2020 at 12:49 pm in reply to: Worst episodes of series 3-5? #261102 By Jove its holmesParticipant That’s his intelligent circuits melting What about his stupid circuits? August 22, 2020 at 12:33 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261101 By Jove its holmesParticipant The Psirens create a nit. Okay, the premise is that they lay in wait and lure in unsuspecting space travelers with their telepathic tricks to feed on them. Except this is the Red Dwarf universe, where life begins and ends with Earth. How many space travelers are out there? The Psirens must go centuries between feedings! July 19, 2020 at 2:07 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #259689 By Jove its holmesParticipant I’;m just curious how Kennedy and MLK Jr were going to fit into the invasion plans Jacqueline Kennedy: “Jack! I thought you were dead!” Nestene Facsimile JFK: “I was!” July 18, 2020 at 6:12 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #259686 By Jove its holmesParticipant Doctor Who: In Spearhead from Space, what use will the Facsimilies of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr.that are seen on-screen be to the Nestene invasion? July 8, 2020 at 3:42 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #259542 By Jove its holmesParticipant OT: in the afterlife, Dermot Morgan must really be hating Graham for ruining Father Ted’s legacy. July 6, 2020 at 8:42 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #259501 By Jove its holmesParticipant Well, given that only Lister and the Cat require food, perhaps they felt they were overstocked with food. July 4, 2020 at 5:40 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #259455 By Jove its holmesParticipant I can picture Rimmer force-feeding Lister strawberries June 23, 2020 at 2:48 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #259207 By Jove its holmesParticipant CUSTER’S LAST STAND Derrick Custer is extracted from Prison Rimmer’s failing memory and becomes a real man. June 22, 2020 at 8:38 am in reply to: Matthew Graham Reveals Details Of Life On Mars/Ashes To Ashes Sequel #259199 By Jove its holmesParticipant As long as Creepy Test Card Girl’s doll comes to life and goes on a rampage, I’m in. June 20, 2020 at 6:09 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259190 By Jove its holmesParticipant will never need a zimmer Just maybe those pills that Grampa Simpson swiped from Matlock ;) June 17, 2020 at 5:21 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259130 By Jove its holmesParticipant Glen: A wider glimpse by Big Finish at Lister and Rimmer’s Earth might be interesting. For example, we know from Rimmer in “Meltdown” that Wax Droids had already been created by his time. June 17, 2020 at 2:08 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259127 By Jove its holmesParticipant a dark Big Finish series about people trying to avoid being changed under the rule of Sebastian Doyle. June 11, 2020 at 11:07 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259072 By Jove its holmesParticipant I agree that Last of the Summer Dwarf wouldn’t exactly bring in the crowds. June 10, 2020 at 6:42 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259060 By Jove its holmesParticipant Red Dwarf On Ice? Red Dwarf: The Animated Series? Red Dwarf: The Next Generation? June 9, 2020 at 11:32 am in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #259048 By Jove its holmesParticipant Red Dwarf XIV: Searching for a Zimmerframe June 8, 2020 at 9:15 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #259042 By Jove its holmesParticipant “Henry Tulip” Ah, a Series One of Blackadder fan? I always wondered what Henry does after he takes power to Princess Leia of Hungary after Edmund and the rest die. June 8, 2020 at 12:51 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258909 By Jove its holmesParticipant Why are both Kennedy and Nixon still taught about in schools in Lister and Rimmer’s era? Surely people with a greater impact on the historical memory will have emerged in the three hundred years between now and then. There are plenty of English/Scots/British monarchs and American presidents who were well known in their own time but are now obscure outside specialst circles. June 7, 2020 at 1:49 pm in reply to: Loose Ends #258897 By Jove its holmesParticipant In the “repaired” timeline of Timelides, how does Young Rimmer react to Porky beating him to the Tension Sheet after overhearing Old Rimmer? April 13, 2020 at 1:11 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #258591 By Jove its holmesParticipant THE GLENELG LAND Having already upset members of the Kennedy family with Tikka to Ride, Doug sees no problems with having the Dwarfers visit Glenelg Beach on January 26th, 1966. April 11, 2020 at 3:56 pm in reply to: Should they have continued Red Dwarf after Series VI? #258565 By Jove its holmesParticipant Cancelled after Tikka to Ride… Lister’s story ends with his ship mates beating the crap out of him ;) April 11, 2020 at 12:42 pm in reply to: Should they have continued Red Dwarf after Series VI? #258552 By Jove its holmesParticipant Just imagine if it had been cancelled after Series One. Is “Souper” really a good line to finish a show on ;) April 11, 2020 at 10:17 am in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258549 By Jove its holmesParticipant Not Billy Bunter in particular. Just hire a young lady to channel Esther from “Orphan” and the story would be much better. April 10, 2020 at 1:47 am in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258519 By Jove its holmesParticipant At least The Crusade has Saladin’s name pronounced correctly, just like modern Who pronounced Fuehrer correctly in Let’s Kill Hitler. April 10, 2020 at 12:17 am in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #258513 By Jove its holmesParticipant the Dwarfers meeting Bill and Ted from “Excellent Adventure” would have been interesting. How would Kryten get along with Rufus, B & T’s mentor? April 9, 2020 at 11:46 pm in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258511 By Jove its holmesParticipant If the Crusade were ever animated, you’d have to carefully consult with actual Arabs during the animation process to avoid racist stereotypes visually that were just as inept as the brownface in the live-action original. April 9, 2020 at 5:08 am in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258469 By Jove its holmesParticipant [With apologies for steal- borrowing this from Australian children’s’ author Paul Jennings] [at an Australian shopping mall one Christmas in an alternate universe] Young Amelia [in pink t-shirt and white shorts]: “You promised you’d take me to see Australian Father Christmas! Eleven: Amelia, we’re shopping for presents! Young Amelia: If you don’t take me to see Australian Father Christmas, I’ll wee on the floor! [starts lifting leg end of her shorts] Eleven [defeated]: OK, we’ll go and see Australian Father Christmas. April 9, 2020 at 2:35 am in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #258467 By Jove its holmesParticipant Compared to Pol Pot, Mao etc., Napoleon comes off pretty well. He released the Jews from the Rome Ghetto, but when the Papal States were restored after his defeat, they were forced back. His legal code remained the basis of much modern law in Western countries for a long time. I think the writers of RD didn’t go beyond the history the British wrote. April 8, 2020 at 1:21 pm in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #258447 By Jove its holmesParticipant Surprised Rimmer never used that time drive to go visit his hero, Napoleon Bonaparte. Wouldn’t that have been a fun episode Napoleon did appear, onscreen, in Better Than Life. Granted he had no lines, but he was there. April 7, 2020 at 5:51 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258420 By Jove its holmesParticipant And given he mentions in The Man In The Rubber Mask” about “understanding the issues” about why women under report rape, what convinced BobbyLllew about Charles’s innocence? April 6, 2020 at 12:45 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258410 By Jove its holmesParticipant How does J. Edgar Hoover become President in the alt-history in Tikka to Ride? Johnson was the vice-president. If Kennedy is removed from office Johnson would become President. Head of the FBI is not in the chain of command. April 4, 2020 at 3:33 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258395 By Jove its holmesParticipant ” I wouldn’t cancel anybody over thinking crossdressing was funny 30 years ago,” It was still bigoted and insensitive against the gender diverse thirty years ago in the 1990s. We rightly don’t give people of the past a pass on being racist or sexist just because they were able to get away with calling buxom women “jiggles” and black men “boy”. April 2, 2020 at 2:42 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258384 By Jove its holmesParticipant In Tikka to Ride, Red Dwarf uses the common allegation that J. Edgar Hoover was a transvestite (a mocked up photo of Hoover in ladieswear and makeup appears on Kryten’s chest monitor). Hoover was a lot of very bad things, and held some very horrible views, but hasn’t the transvestite thing been debunked? March 30, 2020 at 1:12 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258322 By Jove its holmesParticipant Another Question: Had Graham Chapman never got sick, could he have uplifted “Timeslides”? (i hate Ruby Wax; Rimmer, please ask Stabem the Scutter to deal with her!) March 29, 2020 at 10:46 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258320 By Jove its holmesParticipant Kryten’s home era is at least several hundred years after the Red Dwarf fled the solar system. There would be records as to how human history viewed the loss of the ship. Holly would have sent a message to Space Corps HQ on Earth when the accident happened, surely? March 27, 2020 at 10:30 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258296 By Jove its holmesParticipant How does Ace Rimmer discover what the point of divergence is between him and ‘our’ Rimmer? Through the hole in the plot? ;) March 26, 2020 at 4:24 am in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258251 By Jove its holmesParticipant Re: The New Scene of Thirteen That’s Meant to Comfort Children In This Lockdown: While watching I found myself wondering how Tom Baker would have done it. “This is something you’ll have to get through yourself. You can’t depend on me to save you all the time. Just remember, humanity is indomitable.” March 23, 2020 at 10:50 am in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258205 By Jove its holmesParticipant “….but for some reason, everything I own is now incredibly huge!” :) March 20, 2020 at 12:42 am in reply to: Who has has a Red Dwarf dream? #258121 By Jove its holmesParticipant Once there was too much fanwank on TOS forums about Sebby P and Andrew E and i dreamed that night about the two fighting with treebranches whilst wearing togas. March 15, 2020 at 12:27 am in reply to: Episode/s with the worst audience? #258054 By Jove its holmesParticipant I dislike the notion of having a studio audience for RD. It creates a two-tier group of fans – those who go to the recordings and know what will happen in new episodes or specials, and those fans, especially ones in other countries, who do not. Worse, you almost always see many of the “recording-ists” act like smug arseholes after the episodes or specials are broadcast and non-recording-ist’s pre-broadcast speculation is shown to be wrong. March 13, 2020 at 8:12 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #258041 By Jove its holmesParticipant Why do people that go to baby changing stations always come back with the same baby? March 3, 2020 at 11:48 am in reply to: How much of Red Dwarf consciously targets Americans? #257962 By Jove its holmesParticipant JNT on Doctor Who tried to appeal to the Australian market with Tegan, and the United States* market with Peri. (* – according to progressive activists, we should use USian as not everyone who lives on the American continent lives in the United States) February 29, 2020 at 5:39 am in reply to: CBS Red Dwarf reboot rumour #257862 By Jove its holmesParticipant At least in the Classic Six, Lister wants to stay in his working-class rut though. He doesn’t want to mature or better himself. He openly says in “DNA” that he’d rather keep women as disposable sexual objects in his life rather than treat them as complex and equal human beings (“I could have started having relationships with [women] instead of going out with them”). Everyone talks about Rimmer but Lister’s attitude towards women in much of the Classic Six doesn’t look too well either, thirty years on. February 28, 2020 at 8:52 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #257854 By Jove its holmesParticipant In the novel, Rimmer uses his ••••• of a mum as a model for a wife. Of course, Better Than Life delves into the subconscious and the deep, dark recesses of the mind – it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that Rimmer has a hidden Oedipal desire. February 28, 2020 at 12:14 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #257850 By Jove its holmesParticipant Part of Holly’s major plan is to resurrect Kochanski from her canister of ashes, so she can grow young with Lister. How come Rimmer doesn’t think of resurrecting himself in the same manner, so he doesn’t have to be a hologram any more? (Maybe because he wouldn’t have a ‘gimmick’ any more. He’d just be a boring ol’ smeghead) February 27, 2020 at 10:32 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #257840 By Jove its holmesParticipant Even though the TV version of the Better Than Life game wasn’t lethal, would the creators really want to make it easy for players to leave? Even in the TV episode they fooled the boys into thinking they could just stop the game – until the loan shark showed up. February 25, 2020 at 12:39 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #257802 By Jove its holmesParticipant From what i know, Kryten’s home era is about 200 years after RD was forced to flee the Solar System. He has to tell the others what simulants are, so the first simulants must have been created after Lister and Rimmer’s time period. February 24, 2020 at 5:57 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #257782 By Jove its holmesParticipant By the way, why does Kryten feel the need to differentiate between simulants and “rogue droids”? February 21, 2020 at 10:56 am in reply to: real world cultural references in the series #257754 By Jove its holmesParticipant Christine McGlade was the only Canadian in the 1980s worth a darn. February 11, 2020 at 10:57 am in reply to: bad news about Australian "Stan" streaming service #257601 By Jove its holmesParticipant I feared that “Stan” might have had Polymorph Remastered. For some reason the remastered version dumped the gag with them all walking along and we see two Listers. The replacement footage shows the ball bouncing down the hallway and words come up explaining that the second Polymorph being less intelligent hid in Lister’s clean underwear drawer… where it died of old age waiting to attack. A cute gag, but just not as good as the original ending. February 10, 2020 at 5:12 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #257578 By Jove its holmesParticipant Julian Clary appears The three most dreaded words in the English language! February 9, 2020 at 6:13 am in reply to: real world cultural references in the series #257557 By Jove its holmesParticipant It’s TVTropes Dot Org who said that the preponderance of Eighties references in Series One to Three look out of place in the futuristic setting now that we are two decades into the 21st Century. February 8, 2020 at 1:06 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #257538 By Jove its holmesParticipant If they ever do a re-boot of “Backwards”, I think a backwards puberty would be tough on a woman. And a backwards giving birth and pregnancy. February 8, 2020 at 12:02 am in reply to: real world cultural references in the series #257529 By Jove its holmesParticipant Even TV Tropes Dot Org decides to take a time out to mention how RD I to III have a lot of 1980s references despite the setting. GNP weren’t thinking too far ahead, were they? (see what I did there?) January 18, 2020 at 10:31 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #257128 By Jove its holmesParticipant The Rimsie’s They Are a Changin’ Rimmer finally says the other Dwarfers can go •••• themselves January 18, 2020 at 9:00 pm in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #257123 By Jove its holmesParticipant Still mad at being lectured like a 10 year old from the last episode. we must be thankful that they did not have Swedish Greta guest star. January 17, 2020 at 1:33 am in reply to: Unintended recurring themes in episodes/series #257092 By Jove its holmesParticipant For those who loved Round The Twist earlier in this thread, here’s Tamsin West (the first Linda) singing the theme song at age thirty on a TV show. I lusted after her in puberty and I lust after thirty year old Tamsin. January 4, 2020 at 7:24 pm in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #256911 By Jove its holmesParticipant Some bits of it was very “Paul Jennings”. Have you ever, ever felt like this? Good old Round the Twist, without a shirt. When I was a pubescent boy watching the first Linda actress, I really wished Tamsin West was in a bra and knickers without a shirt and trousers without a shirt. December 17, 2019 at 1:13 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #256702 By Jove its holmesParticipant THIS IS GOING TO BE ABOUT WAFFLES, ISN’T IT? Hattie Hayridge is drafted into being the sidekick on a cooking show. December 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm in reply to: Doctor Dwarf: The Books #256603 By Jove its holmesParticipant Ace didn’t swear on TV and didn’t seem willing to use her Nitro-9 on non-robots. “Come on, Mr. Liberal! We’re the only kids in the country who never say fu-“ December 9, 2019 at 11:27 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #256601 By Jove its holmesParticipant IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU Rimmer gets revenge for being tricked so they could escape the psi-moon. December 8, 2019 at 11:16 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #256572 By Jove its holmesParticipant I’m surprised they haven’t done an American Civil War episode. Cat would rapidly bamboozle the plantation owner who tried to whip him. December 7, 2019 at 1:30 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #256549 By Jove its holmesParticipant surely the absolute worst thing in the “Backwards” reality would be reverse vomiting. Also, would a reverse blow-job s u c k for the woman? December 6, 2019 at 3:39 pm in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #256536 By Jove its holmesParticipant Winnie-the-Pooh is a good example of when you have to decide between honey and trousers. October 27, 2019 at 1:47 am in reply to: How did it feel when Rob and Doug broke up with each other? #255401 By Jove its holmesParticipant So answer me these questions, Jawscvmcdia – 1) Who shot JFK? 2) Is Paul McCartney alive? 3) Did man actually land on the moon? 4) was 9/11 an inside job? 5) Did Obama fake the Sandy Hook massacre? October 14, 2019 at 12:14 pm in reply to: Unanswered Questions #255039 By Jove its holmesParticipant I think I remember reading somewhere that they were contemplating solutions if Craig was ‘not available’ for Series 7 due to that unfortunate rape trial like maybe seeing if his brother Emile would do it as a younger version of Lister or something September 29, 2019 at 7:32 am in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #254609 By Jove its holmesParticipant put an ice cube in his mouth then hit it with a mallet? September 29, 2019 at 2:52 am in reply to: The Torkelsons #254605 By Jove its holmesParticipant About my opening post… anybody else right now hearing that old Tom Hanks SNL sketch about support groups for dangerously addicted Mr. Belvedere fans? September 7, 2019 at 2:53 pm in reply to: An Inexplicable Thing About BBC2's October 1997 Repeat Run Of Series VII #253788 By Jove its holmesParticipant “It’s Yvonne McGruder! I injected her with blood and adrenalin!” September 6, 2019 at 1:44 pm in reply to: How Big do Chickens in the Red Dwarf Universe Get? #253767 By Jove its holmesParticipant Humans have been know to attack each other. Today on Earth, commercial ships are being hijacked by pirates or attacked by terrorists. Some armament on the Red Dwarf would not be out of place. August 24, 2019 at 10:39 am in reply to: Yes (Prime) Minister #253496 By Jove its holmesParticipant Sir Arnold gets overlooked sometimes but he is more evil than Sir Humphrey. Sir Arnold is able to get away scot-free with advising Hacker’s predecessor as PM to shoot striking workers and he ends up heading the Campaign for Freedom of Information – the latter is purely so he can stifle the opponents of the established way of things while pretending to have defected. Cunning as a shithouse rat. August 19, 2019 at 9:36 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #253471 By Jove its holmesParticipant terraforming is the answer to everything :-) I trust terraforming also includes stabilising the massive gravitational forces pulling Io in all directions… Author Posts Viewing 100 posts - 1 through 100 (of 227 total) 1 2 3