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If you liked Star Trek TMP then you should really watch Star Trek II, III and IV preferably within close proximity of each other, they are connected as a loose trilogy.

I also think you should watch some of the best of other Trek, try ‘Yesterdays Enterprise’ from TNG.

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The first woman looks like a pink version of the cat people out of ‘Survival’.

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Mara doesn’t look so bad now eh?

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I reccomend this episode called The Next Generation and another episode called Deep Space Nine, they are quite long though.

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Talkie Toaster> Hello!
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> Are you a student?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> What’s your sign?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> Are you still toast?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> Do you prefer books or TV?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> Who are you talking about?
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> I’ve never heard of them before.
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> I lost my train of thought.
you> Iain Lee
Talkie Toaster> Try putting that in a more specific context.
you> Iain Lee is a cunt
Talkie Toaster> I think Iain Lee is more than that.

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>Talkie Toaster> I am sorry to hear that you are not paying your mum im going to go and fuck her.

Zing!

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Its like darts but with an angry board.

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you> Lets play rape the woman!
Talkie Toaster> OK You go first.

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you> Let’s play darts
Talkie Toaster> OK You go first.
you> Triple 20
Talkie Toaster> That is a very original thought.
you> Let’s play name that tune
Talkie Toaster> OK You go first.
you> Dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, hoooo ehhhh hooooo
Talkie Toaster> That is deep.
you> Can you give me a blowjob?
Talkie Toaster> You want only one? .
you> If you feel like giving me more blowjobs then you are welcome
Talkie Toaster> I think I do.
you> Great!
Talkie Toaster> I’m glad you liked it JUDGE .

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Talkie Toaster> get a blowjob from an Asian hooker is not among my present capabilities.

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Talkie Toaster> What is your real name? Why do you want to do it so much?
you> My name is James
Talkie Toaster> Glad to know you,James.
you> I’m not glad to know you, cunt
Talkie Toaster> I am sorry to hear that you are not glad to know you cunt.

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Talkie Toaster> Are you there?
you> Are you a bear?
Talkie Toaster> Am I a bear? I don’t know.
you> If I was a bear I think I would know
Talkie Toaster> Try it.
you> Try it? Try It!?!
Talkie Toaster> What is the first step? What is the first step?
you> Shutting the fuck up
Talkie Toaster> How far up?

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>I can?t do Rimmer without sounding like a Welsh version of Rimmer.

I think that would be funnier than the original.

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Talkie Toaster> How can I help you?
you> Help me orgasm
Talkie Toaster> Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
you> Can you help me orgasm please?
Talkie Toaster> Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
you> Fantastic!
Talkie Toaster> I’m glad your impressed, JUDGE .
you> So how can you help me orgasm?
Talkie Toaster> I can talk about your problems.
you> Well that will put me off
Talkie Toaster> Makes sense to me.
you> Are you a male toaster or a female toaster?
Talkie Toaster> I am a Toaster toast. Are you a man or a woman?
you> I am a man
Talkie Toaster> Thanks for telling me your gender, JUDGE . You are a “he”.
you> You are a smee hee
Talkie Toaster> Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a smee hee? Only when it matters.

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Plus you know both Dwarf and Voyager had a hologram.

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>And another: Which Star Trek television series shares several key elements with Red Dwarf?

Star Trek TAS has a cat alien I think.

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>What is better, Red Dwarf or Star Trek?

The questions need to be harder than that.

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Maybe the elation squid makes them think it is great.

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>Also, if actual Spock is now in this new universe/alternate past, then that is a bit silly.

*ahem* Tasha Yar *ahem*

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>>I?ve just watched my new The Deadly Assassin DVD. My God, that was a good story.
>Awful title, though.

>It should be called The Competent Assassin.

Just come to the start of Episode 4 and this is on the infomation subtitles –
“Robert Holmes denied that the title was a tautology. There are plently of incompetent assassins, he said”

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>Did you just place Nemesis above the new movie?
At the same level actually, I liked ‘Nemesis’, sure it was no classic but it had alot of stuff there I liked, had some nice comedy, some good action and a hell of alot of Romulans.

>And Insurrection above Search For Spock?? Fucking hell.
Well it is not like I dislike ‘Search for Spock’ because I think it is a great film. I just thought ‘Insurrection’ was a great film, not too overblown with a nice simple plot and some nice twists and turns.

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Yay, ‘The Deadly Assassin’ for a lovely ?12.71. Up to part 3 now, I think Co-Ordinator Engin deserves a spin-off.

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A Dwarfcast on the topic about future Dwarfcasts.

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I went for the Tango today, I like Pepsi but I get heart burn from Pepsi Max which is weird since I don’t from anything else, oh Diet Coke too but that tastes like shit too so I don’t drink that.

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So the taste has nothing to do with it? Ok!

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>He doesn?t, but his mate does.
>They?ll be celebrating him getting it with a can of Pepsi Max later on.

Saw that ad before Star Trek, what does rigging a job have to do with drinking Pepsi?

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Oh and I could not stop laughing at Wulcan, we need more words beginning with V for Chekov, Nuclear Wessels.

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Nope, only ‘Krytie TV’ fro series VIII, I am quite fond of that episode but the commentary was mainly just “shit, *sarcasm* uh huh sooooo funny *sarcasm*, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit”.

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Actually I am rather curious about their reactions to ‘Cassandra’. The only episode to break the back 16 in their poll.

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The answer is no.
Not to say it wasn’t an utterly fantastic film that exeeded my expectations.
The casting was close to perfect, the only faults I see were Pike and Sulu, Pike should have been younger, Sulu was just, I don’t know, he seemed like he would play Harry Kim better than he could play Sulu. Everybody else was close to perfect with the guy who played young Spock getting top marks from me, he was just amazing in the roll.
The writing was wonderful with enough nice back refrences to keep any fan happy without alienating new viewers.
The moment I heard “pattern delta five” I knew I was watching a Star Trek film.
As for the changes in the ship interior and all the design changes well, I don’t fucking care, it was a brilliant film, besides Enterprise had already advanced technology beyond TOS (despite their best efforts to try make it look less advanced).

The bit were that woman in the seat behind me was talking about Night in the Museum 2 was a bit shit, can’t see why they put it in there.

First Contact > The Undiscovered Country > Wrath of Khan > Generations > The Voyage Home > Nemesis – Star Trek > Insurrection > Search for Spock > The Final Frontier > The Motion Picture
With TMP being the only one I didn’t like. I never believed that odd numbered curse.

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Going to see Star Trek (2009) in an hour, will it live up to ‘First Contact’ and ‘Wrath of Khan’ and ‘The Undiscovered Country’, I hope so!

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I feel proud, first “Just coming” I have got.

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Going to see Star Trek (2009) tomorrow.
Watching ‘A Taste of Armageddon’ now (TOS), what the fuck is a Vulcanian, is it something to do with volcanoes?

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He cheated!

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Oh and running a show and writing for a show are two different things, I have no point here actually, just that, erm, we can’t know if he will be good or bad I guess.

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What’s wrong with Joe Cornish? Stephen!!!

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Wah, I wait until the monday to get it, the best Who writer with one of his best stories, wonderful. I hear the extras are good too.

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Some is funny in that, some if fucking bull shit, to call Kilingon a made up language in that tone is just a fucking stupid thing really, all languages are made up.

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How much bollocks can one tabloid newspaper come up with? Being the Sun you can see loads. Before you say this is not spoilers for Series 5 because it is complete shite – http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2417822.ece
“Who boss Russell T Davies said there would be an ?Indiana Jones-type chamber hidden beneath the floor with sliding stone doors and stuff?.”
If they are going to make shit up they could atleast make it accurate.

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>?Don?t wank, wank and you?re dead? would make more sense.

Torchwood plot!

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>?As sure as day follows night, as sure as eggs is eggs and as sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is shit??

I actually disagree with this, the only Trek movie I didn’t like was Star Trek I and that was because it was 2 hours of shots of the ship and it was so tough to get through, I thought the other 9 were very good films.
I’m about to watch Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home also known as “the one with the whales”

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Go and see this at the weekend, first Trek film that I would watch in the cinema.
The only piece of Trek I have watched so close to its release was the original broadcast of ‘These are the voyages…” (Enterprise finale), the only episode I see on original broadcast and it is possibly the last ever!

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I found it to be the weakest of the Moffat stories in the new series, I include ‘Time Crash’ in that. The main thing about it that I just didn’t like were the statues, I mean you look at them and they stop? But I have already disucssed this before, now if it was ‘Wink’ it would make a bit more sense, “Don’t Wink, Wink and you’re dead”.

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I wouldn’t say ‘The Brain of Morbius’ was Terrance, he himself denied the creditg of the story after Robert Holmes’ re-write.
He has written ‘The Five Doctors’ and ‘State of Decay’ which were both quite good and he was co=writer on the story that is nothing short of amazing, ‘The War Games’.

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I agree! I was just pointing out the two stories that would probably take the top spot.

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I won’t actually burn it, I will be dissapointed if it isn’t in the top 10. It is an hour and a half of the best television ever, stories like ‘Blink’ and ‘Genesis of the Daleks’ will be right up there, ‘The Tomb of the Cybermen’ is a little more eratic, not always appearing in the top 10 polls.

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If ‘The Tomb of the Cybermen’ is not in the top 10 of that DWM poll I will burn the issue.

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>And Leela?s outfit was interesting.

Leela’s outfit is always interesting.

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>The real second coming of Star Trek.
Erm, what was TNG?

I have not seen he film but I look forward to it, from what I have read it seems to be like ‘Yesterdays Enterprise’ but with the normal 40 year canon being kept and a new canon being created to live merrily with it (am I wrong?).

What was Simon Pegg like as Scotty?

>though, funnily enough, one cheeky little line confirms that Enterprise is canon here

So if it is this split canon I find it funny that the least popular Trek would be the only canon one in both. Just a side note my favourite Trek is probably Enterprise, maybe DS9.

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The episode ‘Gridlock’ was chock full of drugs, I guess drugs and Who do connect in my brain, well they do now.

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