Phobos And Deimos

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Can we remaster Chris Barrie’s whacky performance?

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I keep reading it as Jew Media.

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Oh I’m tapping outta this thread.

And forum.

And life.

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Which ‘Which Holly would you like back in a future series’ thread would you like to have back?

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I wonder if Chris Veale would be up for doing new model shots utilising the same save disabled demo of Cinema 4D he hurriedly learnt in preparation for working on Series VII that came with the February 1996 CD edition of PC Pro.

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Malpermesita por vivo, vi mem-servanta cunt.

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The way Chris plays Rimmer in Series XI is quite different to Series X, let alone, VI or I, it’s very bizarre to watch.

He’s amplifying the performance, pushing each line even through exposition and when it comes round to the woofers, the only place he can go is to amplify further and it feels almost like self-parody.

Imagine the first scene of ‘The End’ with Series XI Chris, you’re gonna find yourself really annoyed with him. Chris knew how to build the scene, build the performance, keep it going and let the script dictate where you’re subtle and where you go off the wall. He doesn’t let off in Series XI and you’re exhausted watching him.

Oddly enough, Craig Charles in Series XI has been the one to take on the more subtle cues in his performance, undoubtedly a mark of his maturity both as an actor and as a man who understands that Lister at 50 is gonna be different than Lister at 25.

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I know you can read my thoughts, Doug.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

For years I thought Homer was saying yum yum yum yum.

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Inserts what.

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OH PLEASE STOP.

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Still a better ending.

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What an absolute man-shamer.

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1 – The Beginning
2 – Lemons
3 – Trojan
4 – Repeat of Dimension Jump
5 – Repeat of Meltdown
6 – The odd scene or two out of Officer Rimmer

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Kinky.

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I’m tempted to change Back To Reality to conform to Remastered video specifications, edit here and there and dub in some whacky modern videogame sounds as it progresses. Then question the futility of it all and go on a four day bender culminating with crashing the stage at Dimension Jump.

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Hey buddy, there’s a queue.

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Is this the point where we all compare?

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Heartbreaker.

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I just worry that XII will be Greatest Hits – Part II. Series XI is unashamed in cherry-picking from the first six runs and as much as I enjoy it being back, it ain’t making me think or laugh to a large degree. Once the novelty wears off, XI & XII are gonna look like celebrations more than an attempt to move Red Dwarf forward.

I foresee XII being the last, then a live show and by then your main cast are going to be into their seventh decade.

Nobody wants to see that, surely?

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Such a voice. Who is that?

Fora, fora, fora…

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What if Series IV & V were remastered?

What if cats and dogs formed an alliance?

What if Jimmy Savile came back to life?

Many things in life are neither wanted or needed.

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What’s wrong with Series VIII?

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Keep writing those YouTube videos with a peak of 20,000 views, kid.

Ommmmmmmmm *VARIOUS DUBSTEP SOUNDS*

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It’s more of an unruly, rusty old alan key.

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The bloke who plays Gordon in Remastered.

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Series XII should be put out as a DVD only release.

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Paul, we need to re-shoot the first episode, it’s not coming together in the edit.

IT’S COLD OUTSIDE.

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