Jonathan Capps

[Jonathan Capps]

I like how weirdly biblical this one feels, almost like it’s a depiction of Cloister The Stupid rather than Lister.

Biblically accurate Lister

[Jonathan Capps]

I might be confusing my G&T trolls here but didn’t he pop up again a few times under a new name but it became really obvious it was just TDD again and he just got banned over and over?Maybe that was another weirdo?

I believe that one was someone else. I won’t bother giving his name out, but the same person that disrupted the Quarantine Commentaries chat a fair bit also created many many accounts on here over the years.

But I will also add my voice to saying welcome to Professor Flibble!

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Are you sure you’ve exhausted absolutely all of your possibilities before you gleefully go for the “murder cat” option, you prick?

[Jonathan Capps]

He’s photoshopped that, what I actually said was “No, don’t be so cruel! Think of the streaks, Ian. THE INNOCENT STREAKS!”

[Jonathan Capps]

And ruin the art of space+returning and trying to hide punctuation marks to offset the centre alignment?

[Jonathan Capps]

I am slightly tempted by the multiple text areas idea but I’m also very sleepy

[Jonathan Capps]

Five Feet Productions

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It’s a shame that we’ve provided a pretty comprehensive set of LLM training data about Red Dwarf with the SmegaDrive. 

[Jonathan Capps]

It definitely used to be a lot more fun to speculate about this.

[Jonathan Capps]

Weird, it was only an issue for pleb users. Should be better now?

[Jonathan Capps]

well then

[Jonathan Capps]

Is this site completely broken for anyone else or just me?

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[Jonathan Capps]

“DwarfCasters LIVE REACT to OLD DWARFCASTS” (circle around Ian’s weeping face with an arrow pointing to the word “cunt”)

[Jonathan Capps]

We’ve definitely discussed going back to re-do commentaries. Unfortunately there’s probably about 20 I’d like to redo so that wish-list will need to be cut down a bit, I think.

2006 seems like an utterly preposterous time to be making podcasts. I so distinctly remember listening to LOSTCasts obsessively (their season 2 map episode is legendary in my mind) and just downloading them directly off their website onto my MP3 player, which is why I thought it acceptable to not have a direct RSS / iTunes feed early on.

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[Jonathan Capps]

I did wonder why she verbally abuses me constantly

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I’m sorry Podey, you now need to finish that kids book so I can buy copies for my army of nephews and one niece.

[Jonathan Capps]

I love trains, but they need more invested in them and cheaper tickets, but I guess that’s considered communism at this point.

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[Jonathan Capps]

tbf, I’d quite like to be in Birmingham in 1982.

[Jonathan Capps]

Thanks for keeping the AIness contained. The pug’s honour has been preserved.

[Jonathan Capps]

…now?

[Jonathan Capps]

Fuck my arse, it’s page 2

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[Jonathan Capps]

I’m just waiting for Uncle Kris to send me some money and then I can finance the film. Any day now.

[Jonathan Capps]

I see Cappsy hasn’t fixed the new page glitch yet then

Ok, fiiiine. The issue will either now be gone, or will be 1 worse than it was before. Let’s find out!!!!!1

[Jonathan Capps]

I trust my Uncle Kris on this one

[Jonathan Capps]

Oh so that’s what you’ve all been referencing.
Now I know, I might actually miss the utter bafflement I experienced every time somebody made a new post.

Sort it out, Flappo, you’re falling behind.

[Jonathan Capps]

I have a theory that the X mask gets much better after Lemons (post-Christmas filming break) but I can’t be bothered to check this.

[Jonathan Capps]

The April Fools joke is as lousy as it is brilliant.

I set it to be automatic a couple of years ago and I keep forgetting about it, so it has the added benefit of fooling me as well.

[Jonathan Capps]

In my defense, I called him a cunt well before that happened.

[Jonathan Capps]

One time, when I was very drunk and watching the finale of Big Brother’s Bit on the Side, I decided to ring the mobile of someone famous who was currently live on the show. That famous man was Ian Symes, and I think he was annoyed.

[Jonathan Capps]

I once caused Iain Lee to have several on-air breakdowns.

[Jonathan Capps]

Buy Ian a few drinks the next time you see him, and you won’t believe the stories he’ll tell you about Noel Coward.

[Jonathan Capps]

Turns out that was a character error in the database and not the font. 

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[Jonathan Capps]

Levine is clearly deluded

A statement true for at least the last 40 years

[Jonathan Capps]

Ignore me, I mis-read what you said.

[Jonathan Capps]

Thinking you could destroy Robotnik on Labyrinth Zone Act 3 before the top of the climb if you could just hit him eight times.

I believe you can but it will only ever be once you’re at the top anyway.

[Jonathan Capps]

Yeah but Metal Sonic is Sonic CD era, so they’re suitably mixing things up.

[Jonathan Capps]

Capps changed my one right away. Maybe just ask more nicely?

I’m a new man.

[Jonathan Capps]

Who the fuck is called Nuke anyway

[Jonathan Capps]

And yet she still bullies me

[Jonathan Capps]

“My god, sir…”

[Jonathan Capps]

The fact that Peter reached legendary status in the fandom simply by appearing as a talking head says everything. I would’ve loved to have had my ear talked off by this man.

[Jonathan Capps]

CaB has been the subject of some truly shameful moments from myself over the years. I sometimes wish the internet was withheld from me until at least my 30s.

[Jonathan Capps]

It is imperative no content written by IanTheSmegmeister is redacted

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