Jonathan Capps

[Jonathan Capps]

The lying about the scripts is absolutely horrendous. Honestly, that group of people have done amazing things for the show in the past, but Who fans are better off rid at this point. 

I should also say that there’s a world where a well done low budget version of Who could be spectacular. I know it’s not sci-fi (and it probably also still has a large budget) but A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is significantly cheaper and smaller scale than the dragon shows and it uses that reduces scale to its advantage brilliantly. 
Get all that empty bombast the fuck out of Who and start from the bottom.

[Jonathan Capps]

Also, The Expanse is great, please watch The Expanse thank you.

[Jonathan Capps]

The lying about the scripts is absolutely horrendous. Honestly, that group of people have done amazing things for the show in the past, but Who fans are better off rid at this point. 

[Jonathan Capps]

I like how weirdly biblical this one feels, almost like it’s a depiction of Cloister The Stupid rather than Lister.

Biblically accurate Lister

[Jonathan Capps]

I might be confusing my G&T trolls here but didn’t he pop up again a few times under a new name but it became really obvious it was just TDD again and he just got banned over and over?Maybe that was another weirdo?

I believe that one was someone else. I won’t bother giving his name out, but the same person that disrupted the Quarantine Commentaries chat a fair bit also created many many accounts on here over the years.

But I will also add my voice to saying welcome to Professor Flibble!

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Are you sure you’ve exhausted absolutely all of your possibilities before you gleefully go for the “murder cat” option, you prick?

[Jonathan Capps]

He’s photoshopped that, what I actually said was “No, don’t be so cruel! Think of the streaks, Ian. THE INNOCENT STREAKS!”

[Jonathan Capps]

And ruin the art of space+returning and trying to hide punctuation marks to offset the centre alignment?

[Jonathan Capps]

I am slightly tempted by the multiple text areas idea but I’m also very sleepy

[Jonathan Capps]

Five Feet Productions

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It’s a shame that we’ve provided a pretty comprehensive set of LLM training data about Red Dwarf with the SmegaDrive. 

[Jonathan Capps]

It definitely used to be a lot more fun to speculate about this.

[Jonathan Capps]

Weird, it was only an issue for pleb users. Should be better now?

[Jonathan Capps]

well then

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Is this site completely broken for anyone else or just me?

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[Jonathan Capps]

“DwarfCasters LIVE REACT to OLD DWARFCASTS” (circle around Ian’s weeping face with an arrow pointing to the word “cunt”)

[Jonathan Capps]

We’ve definitely discussed going back to re-do commentaries. Unfortunately there’s probably about 20 I’d like to redo so that wish-list will need to be cut down a bit, I think.

2006 seems like an utterly preposterous time to be making podcasts. I so distinctly remember listening to LOSTCasts obsessively (their season 2 map episode is legendary in my mind) and just downloading them directly off their website onto my MP3 player, which is why I thought it acceptable to not have a direct RSS / iTunes feed early on.

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I did wonder why she verbally abuses me constantly

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I’m sorry Podey, you now need to finish that kids book so I can buy copies for my army of nephews and one niece.

[Jonathan Capps]

I love trains, but they need more invested in them and cheaper tickets, but I guess that’s considered communism at this point.

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tbf, I’d quite like to be in Birmingham in 1982.

[Jonathan Capps]

Thanks for keeping the AIness contained. The pug’s honour has been preserved.

[Jonathan Capps]

…now?

[Jonathan Capps]

Fuck my arse, it’s page 2

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I’m just waiting for Uncle Kris to send me some money and then I can finance the film. Any day now.

[Jonathan Capps]

I see Cappsy hasn’t fixed the new page glitch yet then

Ok, fiiiine. The issue will either now be gone, or will be 1 worse than it was before. Let’s find out!!!!!1

[Jonathan Capps]

I trust my Uncle Kris on this one

[Jonathan Capps]

Oh so that’s what you’ve all been referencing.
Now I know, I might actually miss the utter bafflement I experienced every time somebody made a new post.

Sort it out, Flappo, you’re falling behind.

[Jonathan Capps]

I have a theory that the X mask gets much better after Lemons (post-Christmas filming break) but I can’t be bothered to check this.

[Jonathan Capps]

The April Fools joke is as lousy as it is brilliant.

I set it to be automatic a couple of years ago and I keep forgetting about it, so it has the added benefit of fooling me as well.

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In my defense, I called him a cunt well before that happened.

[Jonathan Capps]

One time, when I was very drunk and watching the finale of Big Brother’s Bit on the Side, I decided to ring the mobile of someone famous who was currently live on the show. That famous man was Ian Symes, and I think he was annoyed.

[Jonathan Capps]

I once caused Iain Lee to have several on-air breakdowns.

[Jonathan Capps]

Buy Ian a few drinks the next time you see him, and you won’t believe the stories he’ll tell you about Noel Coward.

[Jonathan Capps]

Turns out that was a character error in the database and not the font. 

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[Jonathan Capps]

Levine is clearly deluded

A statement true for at least the last 40 years

[Jonathan Capps]

Ignore me, I mis-read what you said.

[Jonathan Capps]

Thinking you could destroy Robotnik on Labyrinth Zone Act 3 before the top of the climb if you could just hit him eight times.

I believe you can but it will only ever be once you’re at the top anyway.

[Jonathan Capps]

Yeah but Metal Sonic is Sonic CD era, so they’re suitably mixing things up.

[Jonathan Capps]

Capps changed my one right away. Maybe just ask more nicely?

I’m a new man.

[Jonathan Capps]

Who the fuck is called Nuke anyway

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And yet she still bullies me

[Jonathan Capps]

“My god, sir…”

[Jonathan Capps]

The fact that Peter reached legendary status in the fandom simply by appearing as a talking head says everything. I would’ve loved to have had my ear talked off by this man.

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