Jonathan Capps

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CaB has been the subject of some truly shameful moments from myself over the years. I sometimes wish the internet was withheld from me until at least my 30s.

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It is imperative no content written by IanTheSmegmeister is redacted

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I do love the original Sonic the Hedgehog platformers, though.

Arguably, this is more important for enjoying this forum than actually liking Red Dwarf

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The trailer for Parting of the Ways had the big booming voice saying “they survived through me” so this Davros rumour was posted in that week between episodes when speculation was rife. I imagine.

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Any shop with a dog bowl outside deserves your money for all your socksual needs.

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Just be thankful we never got the “gay ray” episode.

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Despite the many issues of the episode itself “have you got a pen” is a banger

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The editor needs to be fixed. Just not found a better one yet…

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If I had been a paying member over the last few years I’d be asking Paypal to kindly transition my money back.

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It seems unfair that this thread has happened in a post-John Hoare era. 

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Sarcastic smegadrive memes is how we say hello around here. Welcome!

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In your stupid smug face, Thor

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Ah, that’s shite

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Yeah, hold fire until I can submit the fixes from this incredibly angry woman that keeps sending me abusive messages.

This is where we’re managing the most up to date subtitles so anyone who’s so inclined can check if a fix has been made here and if not submit a PR: https://github.com/cappsyco/reddwarfsubs/

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That’s what his mum calls him when he’s in trouble.

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Nothing substantially new on the latest update but he has added a London comic-con date for 6th July which it looks like Craig, Danny & Robert will also be at so we might get the first update in months as to where things stand.

I’m hearing that if it happens it might be next year.

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This is bullying

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Red Dwarf

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When you play XII can you report back on what the first character unlock is? I’m pretty sure it’s not random at all but haven’t had chance to confirm it.

My dream was a reverse engineer so I could maintain builds that keep up to speed with new Android versions, and at the same time take a peek at some game logic to see how it was put together.

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In fact I could put in most of the Corrie stuff. If Back to Earth was that for all the actors and not so much with the Blade Runner bollocks it would have been brilliant.

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I got distracted trying to reverse engineer them and then got tired and stopped. They’re all over the internet on various APK websites and that’s where I got these from so I can’t guarantee quality and take no responsibility for what they do to your phone blah blah blah, but I’ve run these copies on my own devices without incident:

XI

XII

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To be fair, some people on Twitter have been talking self important shite for decades already, without the help of any recent algorithm. 

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He’s not even putting the effort in anymore.

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Good old Oasis, the boys have always been fans. Rimmer never did get his vinyl copy of Whatever sadly

Spectacular.

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Oh whoops, you accidentally left your award in the picture! Silly billy.

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I secretly look forward to this thread being bumped as it’s provided some of the best stuff on the forum!

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This post is too good for me to not fix the images. Standby.

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Y’all should have bought Bodysnatcher in 2009 before all the copies burned up in a fire I did

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It’s likely that Doug simply got confused and thought that Minerva was a moon because, y’know, Roman goddess.

The moons tend to be from the Greek pantheon while the planets are Roman. Terrible bias if you ask me.

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I will create this exactly, including the bug.

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Well, something has changed so I’ve had to turn on a setting that shows the original post at the top on all pages. Not ideal but ok for now while I figure out what part of this pile of shit is acting up.

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lol

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Superb 

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I assume the globalists don’t count… whatever that may mean.

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Within six months.

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Number 1: That’s terror.
Number 2: That’s terror.

Electronic old men! Warning!

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I really must investigate the best way to block AI scrapers

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