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>It?s political correctness gone mad.

“Abso-bloody-exactly!”

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For me, the closest I’ve heard to the original. Most of the others I’ve seen on YT seem to be imitating the Radio Show version – still great, but not as good, IMO.

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So, does that mean there were 49 copies that went out in stores and SFX kept one for the comp, or 51 including this one..?

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Congrats, Ian. What were the competition questions?

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>I do have a complete set. We should do something?

Dwarfcast featuring favourite Smegazine readers’ stories/artwork/articles..?

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>Just think – we are now in a post pencil world. Isn?t it wonderful?

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>Nope, but the remastered one would make a smashing corkscrew.

Actually, that’s not a bad idea. The Corgi model has a hole on the underside to accomodate for a small plastic stand. Bet you could glue a corkscrew in there.

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>Also, would a Holly headknocker just be a wobbly head on a stick?

:-))

That’s almost word for word what Hattie and I discussed (and what led to my previous ‘Holly Lolly’ post that’s also around here, somewhere).

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>Even though it?s silver.

…Pewter, isn’t it?

BTW, anyone know if the ‘classic’ version Dwarf was ever released?

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>Brian Doyle Lovett

“Your honour, your Honour. Pick up that blood.”

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Mine’s signed by Danny. There was a Kryten version and a Red Dwarf version too (pencil type, although a classic version was also planned).

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>the GNP cupboard

The most magical place on Earth… for a RD collector. ;-))

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Okay, least favourite:

I: Confidence and Paranoia
II: Parallel Universe
III: Bodyswap
IV: Meltdown
V: Terrorform
VI: Rimmerworld
VII: Blue
VIII: Pete Part 2
BtE: Part 3

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I: The End
II: Kryten
III: Marooned
IV: Dimension Jump
V: Back To Reality
VI: Gunmen Of The Apocalypse
VII: Tikka To Ride
VIII: Back In The Red Part 1
BtE: Part 1

…But that’s just today. :-))

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Nice one on posting the article, Si. Cheers!

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Hi-res if you want ’em, guys.

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>Rimmer purple looks good.

Yeah, agreed. The BtE blue looked just a shade too bright for me. In all fairness though, it must be a tough material to light, being so reflective.

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Just noticed this. In the picture on the right, there is a new Kryten action figure! It’s not the Sevans model, and I don’t think I’ve seen it before.

On the left pic is that rather fantastic Kryten mask for anyone who missed it, and also in the right one is, I believe a Japanese fan next to the SFX mag.

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>Who ARE you?!

“…A friend.”

P2P leaps into the night air, his cape fluttering in the cool breeze as he soars effotlessly toward the stars.

CUE: John Williams’ theme music.

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>Rimmer should be in Red or maybe Purple.

Running outta colours here, guys… :-))

Actually, this one didn’t turn out too bad. It’s more or less just an inversion of the undershot.

>p2p, I owe you a drink, where you live?

Cheers, Carl. “I’d love a Babycham”… in Charles Augins’ voice, of course.

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>Bill Bailey as Holly. Yeah that would be MY excuse to getting him to a future DJ.

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SerieX: Episode 1: Holly has dried out, but when the crew attempt to reboot, an unexpected glitch forces his physical appearance to seemingly change at random.

That way, we could get a hundred new Holly’s in one ep.

…Yeah, Bill Bailey would be great! “Oh, uh, space weevils, blimey, ah…” etc.

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Yeah, Hattie’s the most logical choice now. I’d love to see her back, too. If Norm were to return, I wouldn’t be against it. Especially if they shared the role.

Return of Queeg? Maybe. What about Jane Leeves, though..?

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>Shiny black would do fine.

And just for good measure…

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>At any rate that moustache begs a uniform, and should preferably be filmed in black and white.

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>Great look, reminds me of Captain Blackadder a bit?.

Yes! I was leaning slightly more towards Melchett, myself… Perhaps a cross between the two?

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>It makes him look like Tom Selleck :o)

The ‘tache IS Tom Selleck’s! That was the original source image!

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>It makes him look like Freddie Mercury.

…This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqvafDnk10Q&fmt=18

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>Agreed. Any chance of throwin listers hat on p2p?

I would, but the only hi-res image I have of Lister’s hat is front-on – and Craig’s head is at an angle… :-/

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>I?d like to see the Capt. Emerald costume make a comeback. Sans hat.

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>I?d like to see Rimmer in his yellow outfit in a future series.

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>It?s not got the Chloe Annett interview, then?

Nope. But then to me, in the ep, they pretty much looked like inserted pages – the laminated look gave it away. Anyone else notice that Mr. Flibble was mentioned in the text? ;-)

Oh, forgot to mention… I swear to you no word of a lie, when I got this, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was on ITV.

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V > IV > VI > BtE > I > III > VII > II > VIII

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>His explanation of ?I?m going to eat you little fishie? isn?t going to cut it on, um, account of it not being a fish.

It’s a long-shot, but maybe Cat meant to say, “I’m gonna eat you, little sushi.” ;-)

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>Apart from all the time they spent sniffing around the obviously leaking Esperanto.

Great! And with Starbug having gone through that dimensional-cargo bay-expanding thing, plenty of places to hide her.

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>Clearly what we need is an Blackadder/Red Dwarf crossover spin-off show starring Rik Mayall and Chris Barrie as ageing heroic types porking their way around the multiverse.

“Red Adder”. Featuring Adrian Edmonson as Holly.

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Yeah, I’ve always liked Alien 3, but that might have something to do with the order in which I saw the films. For some bizarre reason, I first saw Aliens, then Alien 3, then Alien.

Much like Doug with BtE, you have to admire Fincher for putting together a film like that, bearing in mind the constraints he was under at the time (they started filming without a SCRIPT).

The story is mostly in keeping with the previous films. The visual design/FX are good. The music/sound is original/innovative.

Overall, I have to say, I still enjoy it. Better than Resurrection, IMO. Though I’m sure the original concept of Vincent Ward’s ‘wooden world’ would’ve been more critically acclaimed – but maybe not as ‘exciting’ in sequel terms.

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>Ha, wow, P2P, can we get lister in wallpaper size?!

Just tried blowing it up to 800×600, but it looked very blocky and low-res. :-(

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>Thing is though, the packaging as-seen-in-BtE was a slipcased digipak, rather than a standard amaray case. If you want screen-accuracy, a reversable cover won?t do :)

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>Would something similar to the 8 series DVDs be inappropriate? Lister painting the Rovers Return?

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>I wonder what will happen to Carbug now?

I had a vision of it being parked right next to the full-size Starbug that Doug had made for Red Dwarf: The Movie.

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>Same way he got infected last time. Wibbly wobby hologrammy stuff.

…Perhaps some of the light bee’s internal mechanisms are chemically driven, or something, and therefore susceptible.

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It took the crew a while to accept the despair ink ‘reality’ before Holly intervened, so maybe time is a factor.

I think if each character’s ‘perfect’ fantasy had materialised too soon, their immune respsonse would’ve kicked in earlier, therefore rendering the ink useless.

Remember, this is the squid’s DEFENCE mechanism. The thing only needs a certain ammount of time to escape from a perceived threat.

…Still not sure how Rimmer got infected, though. Sure, Kryten has organic components, but holograms too?

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>which would suggest to me that this was how part one of a two parter would end.

Makes sense. Also, that fade to black didn’t help – just felt out of place.

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>p2p – I love you and want to have your babies. Thanks for this!

Hey, no problem. Forgot to mention, there’s some Sergeant Stripes in there too. And one of those winking Yellow Smiley Faces on his left sleeve. Also, I think the keyring hanging off his left breast pocket is a hologram of a comet.

If I can think of anything else, I’ll be sure to post back here.

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>He?s good isn?t he?

Flash by name, flash by nature. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

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>There patch is on his left breast on his jacket in ?Back to Earth?, but in Series III – V it looks to be a largeish blue circle with a large gold/yellow triangle on it.

Think that’s the 27th CRS patch. The others are Apollo XIII, Rolling Stones, US Space Command, Garneau Scully-Power, & Tomcat.

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>the series ends with rimmer waking up discovering he has dreamed the last 2 series while unconcious.

Funny, for a brief moment, that’s how I thought BtE was gonna end. They’d wake up on Starbug with Hattie at the end of BtR and Series VI, VII and VIII would have been ‘all a dream’…

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