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“Kolchanski”

:-/

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>I find it hard to believe it was fans

I don’t like gatekeeping, but fuck it… those individuals are not real fans. They *are* real cunts.

>I guess this is a result of democratic distribution tickets

I think the distribution is much fairer this time, but yeah, it does mean that any fucker can end up with a ticket.

>I would be happy just to be there

Most people at the recordings are incredibly grateful, this is just a vocal minority of arseholes.

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A TV recording isn’t a comedy gig, heckling isn’t appropriate.
I’ve heard from a few trusted sources that some audience members did take it too far, and it’s just not acceptable behaviour. Quite sad that adults don’t understand that really…

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Yeah, he’s done that a few times though – easy way to get people responding I guess.

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No, it was the second episode, I remember being told about it, but I wasn’t there.

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>Think I got a Seb one.

(Turtle Power)

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I assumed the latter.

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Yeah, what was I thinking? :/

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IT. WAS. A. JOKE.

FFS.

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Mark Williams would be good in both shows I feel…

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RE: the “thousands and thousands” mentioned…

http://reddwarf.co.uk/news/2015/10/02/going-up-to-eleven/

“Quite incredibly, almost 14,000 people applied for tickets…”

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Someone posted it on the TORDFC FB page, I blanked out the name to protect the innocent.

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…or maybe there were thousands and thousands of applicants.

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^This.

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“House of Fools was fucking shite.”

Your face is fucking shite.

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“No no, not at all! I hadn’t even heard of him, but a google search tells me he’s got the most unique beard I’ve ever seen.”

:D

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“…excuse to complain about that damn cat show”

I don’t know what cat show you’re referring to, but if you’re dissing Jackson Galaxy, then I’ll fight ya!

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YES! Drogon :)

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>Particularly Craig, but maybe compared to his youthful Series 8 appearance then perhaps this is why.

Hold on… you mean Craig had the audacity to age 10 years in a 10 year period? What a prick eh?!

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Not impressed.

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*waves* Hi Arlene! How the hell are you? :)

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Nothing official, just second/third/fourth… hand reports of things cast members have said at various conventions and signings.

The last tweet from Doug on the subject was this one: https://twitter.com/DougRDNaylor/status/434370793611743232

14th Feb 2014
“Hoping to finish 3rd new Red Dwarf script soon!”

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…probably for the best.

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Questions 8-15 could really do with a bump in submissions, I think people are getting halfway through and then stopping… if anyone fancies having a go, could you maybe start at 15 and work backwards? :D

THANKS!

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Blooper reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6B2ssor0wQ

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First time actor get paid less than experienced performer. Shocker there.

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I could’ve sworn there was a #DwarfFacts thread, but I couldn’t find one – this is all i could find through Google. Anyway, yes, so…

Dwarffact drama on the twitters today!

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Red Dwarf: 25th Anniversary Box Set (24 Discs)
Released on 16 December 2013
Featuring: Chris Barrie, Craig Charles & Danny John-Jules
Format: DVD | Rating: 15 years & over

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I hope those of you who go to this have a good time!

I shall be at home, taking codeine and recovering from having two wisdom teeth removed. Fun times.

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Ooh, West Wing too – http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0200276

Highest rated: Two Cathedrals
Lowest : Access

I agree!

Ok. I’m going to get lost in this site for a while…

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Had a look at the Friends one.
It says the two highest rated episodes are: The One Where Everybody Finds Out and The Last One: Part 2. :-/ Um, ok. Not sure I agree. But there you go!

Then again… I also checked LOST and it was correct about what the worst episode of that is.

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http://dimensionjump.info/dimension-jump-xviii/logo-design-competition

LAST CALL!

We’ve extended the deadline to 23:59 on Sunday 2nd March, so if you’ve still not submitted your logo there’s still time! :D

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The best bit is the market scene in BTE, clearly.

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If you were thinking about giving it a go, there’s still time to submit a logo! :)

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He did it last year.
Chris isn’t going either, he’s doing a Skype call.

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That’s definitely a fair comparison.

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>“I told a roomful of 400 people daft enough to pay £66 a head to hear it five months ago, didn’t I?”

HEY!

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>So Sylvia’s moving out without informing me, Jo. >:(

What did I do?!

I have two new residents:

Kid Cat – a sports mad cat. Brill. Another one that calls me “Ladybro”.

Lucy – a pig. Not spoken to her much yet. Seems ok.

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Who are your villagers?

Current Residents

Rolf – Old white Tiger. He is awesome. I may be biased as I love tigers, but I don’t even care!

Francine – A weird looking blue and white rabbit/person hybrid. Annoying. Keeps bitching about how my hair looks.

Greta – A little white and black Japanese (?) Mouse. She’s fine. Doesn’t do much, but does call me Shmoopy, which is a bit annoying, but better than Wonder J which Egbert started the little shit.

Sydney – A purple koala. Nice enough, but seems obsessed with finding a girlfriend.

Sylvia – Purple kangaroo. Seems dodgy. Keeps giving me suspicious gifts. When can I get a Police station and lock this one up?

Scoot – Green duck with pants on his head. Jock. Annoying. Keeps telling me I’m unfit. Next on my hitlist.

Bluebear – A blue bear shockingly! Cute, sweet, nice. I’m keeping her.

Klaus – A big grey bear. Love dancing at inappropriate moments. Excellent.

Moved Away
Barold – a weird mole/bear looking thing who kept going on about me being his big sister.
Egbert – Yellow chicken who cried all the time. Started everyone calling me Wonder J. I hate him.

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I have the silver fishing rod, shovel and watering can and a golden slingshot.
Still working towards the others!

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I’ve not been able to play for 4 days… bit scared that when I go in all my townsfolk are going to have left and everything will be dead :(

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Seriously?

I haven’t rearranged anything for a few days, I added a few bits to one room yesterday though – wall sconce and a dinosaur egg.

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I didn’t think that mystic woman did anything in particular, telling you to wear a certain item for good luck… but after yesterday I’m assuming you can have bad luck in game days?
I kept falling over every time I ran, got a higher proportion of boots and cans instead of fish, got stung by the bees every time (they seemed to be quicker than usual) and I also got a losing fortune cookie ticket which has never happened before.

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Arp! I think my town has been invaded by crickets! They’re fricking everywhere :-S

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actually, looking at that article, I *did* see it. it didn’t stop the Sky box losing the series link though did it?

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Unless I happen to catch your tweet I don’t get time to check TOS or anything else at the moment. I barely get time to keep up with twitter I get a few hrs worth a day and that’s only because of tube WiFi.
I also didn’t see any tweets from Danny or Craig if there were any. of all the RD things people tweet me about (LOL KRYTON!) Not a single fucking tweet about this.
I didn’t get time to watch it before it fucked off either because the WiFi on the train was shit on Friday. so yeah, genuinely pissed off.

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I managed to catch a tarantula today *proud face* I’m usually so busy running around that I don’t spot them until it’s too late and they knock me out.

Sylvia (Kangaroo) asked me if I could taken a modern table off her hands. The two options were “sure” and “this seems suspicious…” I went with sure, because I wanted a modern table and she said as an aside (in grey text) “For a second there I thought that wouldn’t work…”
This isn’t the first time she’s done something that seems bit dodgy, what’s the deal? Is she a thief and she’s fencing her stolen goods through me? WTF is going on with this Aussie bint?

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>Does everybody know the Pointless with Craig and Danny was on on Saturday?

NO I FUCKING DIDN’T. Sky+ lost the series link with the break, so after waiting for it to air since the recording in November I flaming well missed it. Grrr.

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