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I don?t like it.

But you’ll have to go along with it

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>Bill Murray in Scrooged

Agreed! Ian we need to get this on DVD :o)

22. The big tins of Roses and/or Quality Street that only seem to appear in the shops near Xmas

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12. Watching ‘The Snowman’ followed by ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ on Xmas Eve :o)

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*you’re* an off-topic discussion

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Lol! That’ll never happen! :oP Craig is too sensible for things like that!!
It’s about as likely as… oh I don’t know… Danny going mental and beating up his binmen while wearing his dressing gown and his wife’s slippers!

Can you even imagine? Hahaha!

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(This thread makes me LOL!)

Hey you guys! Did you hear about this new series that Craig Charles is making? It’s about pirates and Craig is going to play the Captain! How cool is that? It looks like it’ll be AWESOME! :oD

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Marleen, did you get round to watching ‘Time Crash’ yet?

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Dutch things in general are lovely!

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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_212186524.shtml

Ah, if only the title of this^ article were literally true, this would be a far more exciting story :oP

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Cappsy makes me lol!

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I think Angelina is gorgeous, in fact she’s on my list (along with Alyson Hannigan)

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Sorry I had to write it down to see if what he says made any more sense when read… It doesn’t.

“In case… I think you may have noticed That Senator Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately! And you know? I couldn’t agree with them more… I couldn’t disagree with you… I couldn’t agree with you more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most ff… uh, God loving, most patriotic part of America! And this is a great part of the country”

WTF is he doing?!? Apparently as well as agreeing with a total nut-job he can’t seem to string a coherent sentence together. So you you agree or disagree then Mr McCain???

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SingingPotato1979 can actually sing?,

Well, I do kick ass at Singstar :oP

URGH!!! Not actually a fave TV show but needed to share this fucking retard with you… http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjlUMoLVvA

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/features/return-of-the-red-dwarf-space-cats-971254.html

G&T gets a mention, but it seems you were edited out of the final article Mizza Symes :o(

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>http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKMPTR0MVA

Ah! Car crash TV, there :oS

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I thought you were referring to Danny Stephenson.

Haha, me too!
Our Danny *should* be in Family Guy!

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This: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbGZl9dggY
From Stargate SG1, ‘Window of Opportunity’ One of my favourite SG1 episodes, when O’Neill and Teal’c are stuck in a time loop.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98KZNd03l4U
The cheesecake scenes from the ‘Friends’ episode ‘TOW all the cheesecake’

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>And, finally, the scene from The West Wing season 2. Again, it needs some context to properly work, but I care not a jot:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-EgLiPvhV-Y

^
THIS!!!!

Also I love this opening scene from an episode of Frasier – as Niles prepares for a Valentines date. If you’ve not seen it before, watch it all the way though, it’s fantastic :o)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdD_dVyteA

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>> Me. And so?s the wife.

>Jo?s coming with us, too!

I lolled :oP

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>Dexter, Pushing Daisies, Dirty Sexy Money… Prison Break

All shows that I kept meaning to watch but never got round to!

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I shall sky+ it then on your recommendation Cappsy.
I’ll blame you if it’s rubbish :oP

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Bill Bailey was in Hitchhikers movie as was Martin Freeman
Martin Freeman was in Love Actually which was written by Richard Curtis
Richard Curtis also wrote Notting Hill which starred Julia Roberts
Julia Roberts was in My Best Friends Wedding as was Rachel Griffiths
Rachel Griffiths was in Six Feet Under with Michael C Hall

Edit: aw Dave beat me to it :oP

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Oooh…

Key cast members of Blackadder, including Stephen Fry, will also appear in a new two-part documentary about the series called The Whole Rotten Saga.

:oD

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When I was in primary school we all wrote letters to Roald Dahl and got individual replies. It was about a year before he died. I LOST MINE. I?ve never forgiven my stupid, child self.

I wrote to Raymond Briggs and Spike Milligan when I was in primary school as part of a school project. I got handwritten letters back from both of them – I have no idea what happened to them though. I know how you feel Seb, I’ve never forgiven my child self for this carelessness :o(

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This collector would be James, chairman of TORDFC.

I know Ian has this book, also one or two other people. One of which paid ?70 for his copy, it is very hard to get hold of I believe.

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>>Philip K Dick

>Philip J Reed

Philip J Reed’s dick… Austin says he can do amazing things with it.

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John, apparently your arse is up for rent.
How do interested applicants apply?

What amuses me the most, aside from the excellent impressions, is that he posted his podcast on 27th May and it took till 10th August for his one listener to actually act on his instructions.
I actually pity IainLeeRocksYouBallsacks now, he’s really rubbish at being Iain Lee’s only fan.

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http://iainlee.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343575

Apparently G&T are a bunch of fat virgins who have a rubbish website.
Also some spot on Cappsy and Danny impressions there.

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Danny – excellent work :o)

Tyrell – not so much.

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>Jonathan Capps is a fucking cunt

Yeah… and? Tell us something we don’t already know!

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Am i allowed to post my picture?
It took me 12 weeks to make it?

That’s gorgeous Danny! Well worth the 12 weeks work :o)

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*hands the Kleenex to Arlene*

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All you Re Dwarf loving ballsacks stfu. all Iain Lee rocks you fucking twats the lot of you can go and stick all your crappy Red Dwarf dvds up your asses.

Well that told you didn’t it?!
When you can clearly see that Iain Lee attracts intellectual heavyweights like this gentleman, surely you can’t fail to see the error of your ways.
Now, all of you, go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

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I vaguely recognise his face. At first I thought he was the drunk fella who got kicked out, but I don’t think it’s him after hearing his accent.

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I’ve read rumours that Johnny Depp is being lined up to play The Riddler…

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>Oh, Wonderful Life! I?m not sure I?ve seen it all the way through, but I agree there. A touching story. That is the one with the man who considers suicide, and the angel who shows him how his life has affected others yes?

‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ and yes, and if you haven’t seen it all the way through then you should. It’s also a film with a Dwarf connection.

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>(I love a few 70s films for example, but 40s, please, I?d rather not)

‘It’s a Wonderful Life’

That is all.

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You’ve got an awesome episode next – one of my favourites :o)
Can’t wait to see what you think!

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Thanks :o)

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Never heard of it, but then I’m not as old as you :oP

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Hey! I want less shit!

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Ok, perhaps I should have said “In my opinion” before that, but I did say that even if they went for a relative unknown there is no way he could carry such a big character. It would take someone with something special and he was really a bit of a nonentity – he didn’t do much other than looking nervous.

Besides my opinion on his acting, it doesn’t make sense. So Reese knows Batman’s real identity, he also knows that Bruce Wayne saved his life. Why would he now turn round and throw that in his face? It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Someone at work today said the same as you “Ah Mister Reese… MYSTERIES… The Riddler! get it?!?!” I still don’t buy it. Seems like a red herring to me.

With regards to Aaron Eckhart, I’d heard of him. Have you never seen ‘Thank You For Smoking’ or ‘Erin Brokovich’? He’s an award winning film actor, hardly an unknown talent.

I’m sticking with my theory about Catwoman being in the next film, they’re going to need a new female character now that Rachel is toast.

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>The Riddler I think WILL end up blackmailing Bruce and it?ll be through him that Dent finds out Bruce is Batman.

I still don’t think that Reese is The Riddler – they’re going to want a name for the big characters and even if they went for a relative unknown, to be fair I didn’t think the bloke who played him was anything special, I don’t think he could carry off such a big part.

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Had a thought today… You know the bit when he gets the new body armour and he asks “Will it stop a dog?” Lucius says “it’ll stop a cat”

A hint that maybe we’ll be getting Catwoman in the next film?
I know it could have just been a joke, just wondered if it could have been a little clue.

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Ian and I went to see this last night, and despite the group of annoying twats sat behind us who proceeded to chatter all the way through the film (why do people do that?) I utterly loved it.

Heath Ledger was brilliant – I just feel sad that that character will never be back. Heath portrayed the Joker in a wonderful dark comic way – just perfect. The scene when he walked away from the exploding hospital in the nurses outfit was just brilliant, it really made me laugh.
I don’t think it’s fair to compare him to Jack Nicholson’s Joker. Yes they are the same character – but I think that this film is just so far away from the original series of films that it’s not a like for like comparison.

Aaron Eckhart (sp?) was great as Harvey Dent he really did the warped bitter Two Face justice. The effects on his face were perfect too, I really couldn’t tell where make up ended and CGI started. I’m hoping that we haven’t seen the last of him, we’ve only seen a tribute – not an actual funeral…
The fact that the city needs the illusion of Dent as the White Knight, a symbol of hope, means that if Two Face did survive they wouldn’t want him back in the public eye.
I assume that the plan would have been to bring The Joker back in future films, sadly as that is no longer possible I would like to see Two Face back :o)

The thing on the boats that everyone seems to have such a problem with, I think was genius! It was a perfect Joker trick, he loves chaos and that certainly caused chaos! The thing was, that just because The Joker said that they had the
remote to blow up the other boat, how could they prove it? The remote could just as easily be for their own boat and given The Joker’s love for chaos and confusion that would have been the perfect finish each boat blowing themselves up. But in the end the people of Gotham, ‘good’ and ‘bad’ showed that they were better than The Joker had given them credit for. It was much needed after the darkness of the film, a little ray of light.

The ending was fab too and will make for a brilliant next film – Batman as the outcast, despite it being his own doing, it’s exactly what the Joker warned him about.

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>That?s sad. I didn?t know that.

Doyle was a great character. It’s a shame, He was only 32 :o(
Drugs, there.

Also series 5 is by far my favourite – ‘Smile Time’ is just pure comedy genius :oD

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Oh I told Ian to comment on this…

Smog-eating crabs, fair enough. But after the spiders and rhinos, it would have been kinda nice to see creatures that don?t look like Earth?s fauna.

As he’d have explained it better than me, but as he’s rubbish and hasn’t bothered I’ll try my best!
The Macra have been previously featured in classic Who – In 1967 they appeared with the Second Doctor. So it was quite a geeky, fanboy moment when they were revealed.
Ian was *very* excited.

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Yeah I was having a look at the episode list – after this next episode it all gets awesome!! Watch more Who quick! :oP

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Awesome :o)
Wish them all the best!

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