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You have to catch the bees with a net in New Leaf, you can only jump in the water if you’re wearing a wetsuit.

I have caught 3 bees in total, mostly I just get stung and the townsfolk mock me. Bastards.

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“Six episodes of 2525, which is said to ‘take its stylistic cue from Little Britain’…”

AAAAAND that’s where I stopped reading.

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>It’s cicada season in Narcisso! Apparently. Which means it’s really annoying outdoors and far preferable to just stay inside all day.

Solution: Have one of your town residents ask you to get one for them. Then the little cunts are nowhere to be found!

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>Posting this here for my own reference later, and just in case it appeals to you guys:

View post on imgur.com

Thanks for this Phil, I don’t think I’m ready to set down paths yet, I want to organise the layout a bit more first, but this will be v. helpful :)

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I haven’t met a turnip seller yet.
I’ve been to the fortune teller… I’m not sure what the point of her is yet. I don’t have any of the items she said will bring me luck anyway.
That fox with the dodgy paintings has visited once.
The badge man seems to be in my village every other day. I think he’s stalking me.
I wished on a star though and got a fancy bed.
I accidentally sent Gulliver to the wrong place, but he sent me a gift anyway. Nice fella!
Scoot (duck with underpants on his head) told me he was going to leave and I told him not to so he decided to stay. I wish I’d let him go, he’s annoying.
I left my town open and left my 3DS on the side at weekend, when I returned I was surrounded by items. I was very confused until I saw Ridley running at me bearing more gifts. Thanks Ridley!

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>’Presented by’ my arse. Zoe Ball’s going to be the next Doctor. Check her birthday.

Whoop, looks like I’m in the running then! Also Kelly Brook :-S …and Miley Cyrus :-(

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I passed the Night Owl ordinance a couple of days ago, much better, thanks Phil!

I just made it over to the island today, spent today fishing, bug catching and working out how to grab creatures when you’re diving. Jellyfish can bugger off.

I’ve added everyone who has put their friend code in this thread, feel free to add me back. :)
Ridley are you on Twitter? Maybe you could DM your friend code? You could email it, my FC email is on the team page: http://www.reddwarffanclub.com

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Thanks for the tips Phil! :-)

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Finding it a bit frustrating that various places close at 8/9pm and don’t open again until 10am… When I’ll be at work. hmm. I will mostly play this after 6pm (internet connected from 7:15ish) so not sure how much value I’m going to get out of it outside of the weekend.

I spent ages collecting and selling fruit, fish and shells to get my money for my house only to get to Nook’s and find he’d closed 10 minutes earlier. Bah! :-(

I’m just running around trying to find things to do now. Any tips?

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*shrugs* what could anyone do with a friend code? They only work if both people put the codes in don’t they?

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I am now playing this. My friend code is: 3754-7275-0169

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>I think you were wrong not to.

>…and yes Jo, you should have punched her in the face or at least given her a flying dropkick to the neck.

I know. I am full of regret. :-(

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but then they were braying at every use of the word cunt

There was a woman sat near us who gave a running commentary on the trailers, and then once the film started she repeated the last word of every punchline to her boyfriend before laughing. There was a scene when Simon Pegg’s character blew a raspberry, she blew a raspberry and then laughed. I wanted to punch her in the face.

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“Angel of DEATH Jo Sharples”

*proud face*

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>If I really wanted to make enemies, I’d admit I don’t like Star Wars. Oops

If you don’t like something that’s fair enough, everyone is different, life would be dull if we all liked the same things. It’s when people start labelling something that they personally don’t like as boring is where the problem lies… and if you go to a thread where people are actively discussing a show, just to say that it’s boring then you’re trolling.

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NEW PICS PLZ!

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“Jo has just made my tea breaks 200 times better.”

You’re welcome! :-)

[Jo]

“This also works with Penguins, unless that’s what tim-tams are…”

Tim-Tams are Australian biscuits, very similar to Penguins but a bit bigger.

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“Twix + tea = chocolate caramel straw.”

“In the US, Twix is not hollow in the middle.”

Twix isn’t hollow here either, it’s the same theory as a Tim-tam explosion – you suck the tea through the biscuit section. (see Natalie Imbruglia’s explanation/demonstration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMbrlxTIVtI ) I have tried this with Tim-Tams, Penguins, KitKat, Twix and Spira (which *is* hollow).

While we’re on the subject, i can highly recommend dipping twix into peanut butter, it’s much nicer than the peanut butter Twix that you can buy. Too nice. Addictive. WORTH IT.

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Pecospete: What a guy!

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Pecospete FTW!

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Haha :) Thanks Stephen!

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Aw, Thanks Mabel, I don’t really feel bad :) I’m just joking xx

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YAWN! Yeah *nods* Uh-huh! I DEFINITELY believe you.

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Hey “Nancy”, You appear to have sent me the below PM on TOS instead of posting publicly on here, you cowardly sack of shit!

[Jo]

> Be sure to keep watching after the end credits.

:-(

[Jo]

Hi Boz :) Welcome!

Don’t worry about “Nancy”, he’s just upset that all us fatties on G&T have had his mum… twice… and she was shit.

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>P.S(1) oh and please tell us all your prove that harry and sim are different people
i love to see you dig that hole :)

See, the thing is that Seb doesn’t have to prove anything, because in case you haven’t yet noticed, NOBODY HERE GIVES A SHIT.

P.S. you are a twat, obviously.

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>tubby wiggles

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> fattty mc fat fat :)

Oh no, some twats with only each other for friends are calling me names, whatever will I do?
Oh yes… laugh, give it your best shot cuntybollocks. Like I give a single solitary shit what you two think of me!

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Dipshit is a good one, a classic, a personal favourite of mine was always Fucksticks but Kunt and the Gang have ruined that one for me. THANKS!

[Jo]

> The Admin position should be given to someone who have never been a member of any of the 3 forums, which are all on lock down now.

If you’re including BTLi forums in that three (yes, we saw you sign up – not happening) then it’s always been “on lockdown” it’s a Members Only forum dipshit!

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Oh “Nancy” wants us to justify our existence, he’s like a ridiculously shit Inquisitor.
I’ll be sure to get right on that, unfortunately I’m currently thinking of interesting swears that I can use in this thread… cock juggling thundercunt is always a good call.

I’m trying to think of more though… I have faith that the good people of G&T can come up with some excellent swears. What you got folks?

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Lolz! :P

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>Don’t get all paranoid on us,

Um, US? Don’t include anyone here in your bullshit. Do you really think attacking an ex member of the G&T team on G&T is going to get you any support? You speak for no-one here. Fuck off and crawl back under the shitty rock you came from you boring cunt.

PecosPete, can you sort this guy out for us please?

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Nancy Hemming is Shane G and I claim my £5

[Jo]

>That sucks about Craig’s room and the extra fee. All props to you and all of TORDFC, for dealing with unforeseen expenses like that as well as all your work on the weekend.

If I’d have realised, I’d have checked him in regardless! Ah well, these things happen :)
Thank you, positive feedback is always greatly appreciated, although it made me a bit teary on the weekend. Stress there! ;)

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The “girl” who wrote that article is an utter cunt. Don’t worry, she’ll never read this – she herself says that she’s so easily confused she can’t follow a TV show. Also she doesn’t like gross things, or geeks or naked people or gross things. She does like Don Draper though, he’s like so totally dreamy!

*VOMITS EVERYWHERE*

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Oh Mabel! :( I didn’t know you were without a room on Saturday night, you could have had Craig Charles’s room! I found out too late that he wasn’t turning up until Sunday, so we got charged for the room AND a fee because he didn’t check in.

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>Seb, who is that?

That’s Idris Elba, he was a DCI in Luther: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1474684/

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I watched the first three series and then couldn’t summon up the enthusiasm to watch after the cast changes.

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1 – Queeg
2 – Marooned
3 – White Hole
4 – Back to Reality
5 – Legion
6 – Holoship
7 – Gunmen of the Apocalypse
8 – Quarantine
9 – Backwards
10 – Thanks for the Memory

52 – Waiting for God
53 – Only the Good…
54 – Duct Soup
55 – Beyond a Joke
56 – Back in the Red – Part 1
57 – Back in the Red – Part 2
58 – Pete – Part 1
59 – Back in the Red – Part 3
60 – Krytie TV
61 – Pete – Part 2

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>What is the best thing, do you think?
CHEESE.

[Jo]

I loved Terrahawks and also Space Precinct. Yeah, I said it: Space Precinct! It was really fun. So there.

So sad to hear that he was suffering from Alzheimer’s, it’s such a total bastard of a disease :( Gerry’s son Jamie has a blog, (it’s how I heard about Gerry’s passing originally) It’s a very touching and interesting read: http://www.jamieanderson.me.uk/a-thank-you/

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>Although to be honest, it isn’t really a Christmas film until the last ten minutes.

Oh, let’s not start with that bollocks.

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Xmas Eve viewing in the Sharples/Symes household:
The Snowman
Father Christmas
It’s A Wonderful Life
League of Gentlemen Christmas Special.

I also try to watch Scrooged, Home Alone, Die Hard, Santa Claus: The Movie and The Santa Clause at some point over Xmas :D

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>I pronounce the food “Tee-ka”, but the episode “Tikk-a”. I have no idea why.

Ditto.

>Probably a London thing.

In what way? Yes, Cappsy, Ian, Seb and I all currently live in London but none of us are actually from London.

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>They’re just one of those bands that have that Marmite effect.

They make everything brown, sticky and inedible?

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Murray Gold – Song for Ten

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The cast list at the bottom of the image you posted – All the people on there are RD cast/guest cast except for Beyonce. So it just seemed a bit out of place to include her that’s all!

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