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Yes, but you’re a cunt Phil.

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The Ganymede and Titan staff remind me of a fan edit of The Phantom Menace.

Less Jar Jar, same amount of bollocks.

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My apologies.

You can fuck off as well.

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Ah I see.

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I regularly dream about an alternate, expanded and somewhat more adventurous version of my hometown.

I honestly believe it exists and evolves in my mind, regardless of whether I’m dreaming or not.

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I’m still very confused about the whole Blade Runner theme running through the episodes.

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I see what you did there.

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Phil, you’re more than welcome to create a fan edit.

But please, shut up about it and fuck off.

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I bought the Season 4 boxset in a charity shop for 50 pence, the old dear thought it was a book.

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Dona DiStefano – Ball Breaker

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It makes me wonder if I should restart my boxset project.

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That scene would make an excellent animated GIF.

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The Iain Lee Hyperlinked Resource Page, circa 1995.

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Yes, we all put him in hospital.

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I like the cut of your jib.

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A white hole.

Hmm, that sounds distinctly tasteless in the context of this conversation.

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Oh that forum is far nicer.

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But Family Guy has always been rubbish.

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Remember Whigfield?

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King Of The Hill was cancelled all so The Simpsons could trudge on wearing a shit eating grin, now in high definition.

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Didn’t it all start 20 years ago with the infamous Brown Dwarf article?

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I wonder what course most of the customers were on.

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I was gave a written warning when I not only let in punters with their own pop and sweets, but actively discouraged them from buying it at the stall and pointed them at the supermarket nearby.

The supervisors all had that weary look on their faces, knowing there was another bloody pseudo-socialist amongst the ranks.

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Al Capone ruined Valentine’s night for many people, I don’t think Craig Charles could ever come close.

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What Craig David does in his leisure time is his own damn business.

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Were you in Life On Mars?

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I once had a dream I was being chased by Bert and Ernie and my legs wouldn’t work correctly.

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Ah you’ve slept with my ex as well then.

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But the supporting characters are now the only reason why The Simpsons has continued in my estimation.

The family itself became very stale a long time ago.

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A Red Dwarf roleplay game?

Does it involve dressing up?

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Divorce him.

He likes Voyager.

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The sandwich was really nice, it had spicy meat and really green lettuce in it.

A special sandwich for a boy who just confessed his sins to the local priest.

That sounds… just… perverse and awful.

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It’s crap, let’s face it.

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I believe the first Red Dwarf I saw was Quarantine, it was Series V for certain as I had just returned from my first confession and the air date matches.

I wasn’t exactly attentive though, it was late in the evening for me and I was eating a sandwich the size of my face.

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Thank you for your concern.

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Fucking cunt is an Iain Lee.

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Back To Reality is always worth a chuckle.

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The music in the most well known version is better, but the vocals in the alternative take are more… energetic.

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Because he is a typical scouser.

What.

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At least Torchwood has guns ‘n ‘splosions ‘n shit like that.

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Christ… now that you say it.

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They tried around season 4 and 5 to make the movie. It was to be based around Kamp Krusty but they abandoned it due to a lack of material.

Thankfully it turned into one of the best episodes.

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The last batch of South Park episodes were shockingly unfunny. Most were movie parodies and as we all know, parody is the signal that the writers have simply gave up.

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Yes, I adore the first two seasons but looking back, I wish it had been halted in its tracks given how macabre and utterly unfunny the later seasons were.

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It hasn’t came remotely close to greatness since season nine.

Why can’t these bastards realise that?

Money? Honestly?

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I adore the first two seasons, but it immediately went downhill from there.

Once Ross and Rachel had got together, it was inevitable that the rest of the characters would swirl around in increasingly tired storylines.

Don’t even start me about Chandler and Monica.

Can we talk about something else now?

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I like Series VIII.

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Oh you know what I meant, episodes that I’ve seen from the later seasons are absolutely cringeworthy.

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It’s distinctly cluttered, tiresome and awful.

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