Take the Fifth Features Posted by John Hoare on 10th February 2019, 12:48 "Despite some last-minute shooting by Rob and Doug after the wrap party, Demons & Angels was felt to be the weakest show of the series by Rob and Doug, and so was placed 5th – the traditional place for what you think is your worst episode. (Despite D&A being great.) Nobody cares if you’ve got a duff ep if you’ve had four great ones before it, and end the series with a blinder." "Episode Orders", Ganymede & Titan, December 2005 Over the years on here, we've often idly mentioned the idea that the worst episode of any given comedy show should be put in the fifth episode slot out of six. In fact, we've mentioned it so much that it's almost become a truism, a cliché... and yet we've never really examined where it came from, or actually looked at whether it applies to Red Dwarf in any concrete way. Hello. I am John Hoare, and I am going to take a look at whether this actually applies to Red Dwarf in any concrete way. Read more →
Red Dwarf: The Complete Guide To Almost Everything Features Posted by Ian Symes on 15th August 2015, 14:00 Do you remember a time, a few years either side of the turn of the century, when the internet was mostly comprised of auto-playing midi files and non-HD porn? Back then, if you searched Yahoo, or Alta Vista, or Lycos, you could find tonnes of Geocities-hosted web pages for each and every one of your favourite TV shows, which invariably featured the same handful of low-res jpegs, lists of quotes, episode guides and those ubiquitous auto-playing midi files. Then blogging came along, and we all realised that we could just write about our opinions on our favourite shows, rather than trying to provide a comprehensive mine of information, given that new-fangled things like Google and Wikipedia could do that much better. So things like episode guides disappeared from fansites. Not entirely, but they were no longer an essential component. It was only recently that we realised that G&T had nothing even resembling such a guide - not even a list of episodes anywhere. When we started, in 2002, we launched an ambitious project of producing detailed "capsules" for every episode, but, well, you can see how that went. We got to thinking that it might be fun to try and write an episode guide now, and see where it ended up. As it turns out, it kind of got out of hand... Read more →
High & Low: Deleted Scenes Features Posted by John Hoare on 12th March 2015, 13:54 Let's be perfectly clear. Generally, when talking about deleted scenes - whatever the given TV show or film - the quality of the scenes themselves doesn't actually matter. When I pop in a DVD, I don't care how good they are. It's how interesting they are which makes them entertaining. A scene can be absolutely appalling, deservedly cut... and still be one of the best extras of the lot. This perhaps doubly-holds for Red Dwarf. It's easy to forget how lucky we are with deleted scenes being included on the DVD releases; you only have to check your shelves to see which other sitcoms from 1988 include such things for the proof of that. (Mind you, sadly these days, budget cuts across DVD ranges mean we're lucky to get them for a sitcom made today.) Read more →
DwarfCast 58 – Terrorform Commentary DwarfCasts Posted by Jonathan Capps on 11th September 2014, 16:26 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes Fans of how Robert Llewellyn pronounces "terror" rejoice as our critical DwarfCasting eyes have finally fallen on the mildly underrated series V episode Terrorform. Join television's Ian Symes, Sweden's Danny Stephenson and disappointment's Jonathan Capps as they discuss Kryten's metaphor hunt, Chris Barrie's slippery pliance, uneven leg joints and, as a special 'treat', the remaining deleted scenes from the Series V DVD. Read more →
James at Last! Quickies Posted by Jonathan Capps on 4th September 2013, 10:00 Well, this is quite the nice curio for your Friday morning. Somewhere among the fan-fic, Rimmer/Lister gifs and weirdly out of date pictures of the Trojan premiere that make up the Red Dwarf Tumblr tag, a chap called Kyle (grayk85) has posted a clip of the 'Copacabana' scene from Terrorform. What makes this especially interesting, however, is that the clip comes from the original 1992 airing and so features the oft discussed James Last version of the piece, which had to be replaced for all future repeats and home releases because reasons. Kyle's post features a version where he's pasted the audio over the DVD footage, but since this is G&T and we're horrible, pedantic TWATS, we're going to embed the original, low quality, rip below the jump. ENJOY THIS MOMENTOUS DISCOVERY. Read more →
DwarfCast 51 – Holoship Commentary DwarfCasts Posted by Jonathan Capps on 19th July 2013, 23:43 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes It takes a special type of willful negligence to leave G&T so rarely updated since the 25th Anniversary earlier this year, but we've somehow managed to top that by completely forgetting we had two DwarfCasts sat in the bank ready to be published all this time. Oh well! Read more →
Dave’s Red Dwarf Weekends: VI/V Edits Features Posted by John Hoare on 23rd September 2012, 13:32 Welcome back. If you enjoyed my articles examining the Dave edits of Red Dwarf VIII and Red Dwarf VII, you're in for a treat. If you didn't... go off and have fun, now. Onto Red Dwarf VI first, then. Sadly, all episodes bar Out Of Time had at least one edit. Read more →
DwarfCast 32 – Back to Reality Commentary DwarfCasts Posted by Jonathan Capps on 26th October 2011, 08:26 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes LIVE from RUISLIP, it's the BEST Red Dwarf episode EVER, talked over by A PACK OF CUNTS Read more →
DwarfCast 12 – Quarantine Commentary DwarfCasts Posted by Jonathan Capps on 13th March 2008, 16:42 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes Yet another ancient commentary! Read more →
Dr. Copperplate and Mr. Gothic News Posted by John Hoare on 21st September 2007, 02:05 An excellent article on the Copperplate Gothic font - as used in the credits for Series V and VI. Read more →
