Dave

[Dave]

Meltdown: Rimmer defeats Hitler by shoving dice up his nostrils, headbutting him on the nose, and them blasting out of his ears.

[Dave]

That looks splendid.

[Dave]

Oh, it’s just a particularly dark shot of the shiny suit then. Not what I thought at all. Thanks.

[Dave]

I was referring to the colour of Rimmer’s costume, it looks very black in that pic. I presume it looks shiny with the foil effect, but the scan has made it look dark?

[Dave]

Is it the foil effect that’s making Rimmer look like he’s in some kind of Oswald Mosley-approved version of his costume in that scan upthread?

[Dave]

Hoare-ight, dudes?

[Dave]

It’s good, this, even though we’re just naming things and replacing words in them with “Hoare”.</blockquote?
It’s like cars, this.

[Dave]

Hoare No Evil

[Dave]

What if Red Dwarf Series 10 and 11 were remastered?

[Dave]

But which is better?

[Dave]

‘Officer Rimmer’ now ends with a freeze-frame on Lister firing the bazookoid, and some explanatory text that indicates that there was actually a second Rimmer-monster, but it died of old age after it went off to hide in Lister’s pants drawer and was undiscovered for decades.

[Dave]

Oh and a CGI Skutter crosses the bottom of the screen at the beginning of Camille.

[Dave]

No, I think the “so what is it” scene would be kept, but would be re-edited into chronological order so that it finally makes sense.

[Dave]

Not quite as good as the originals?

[Dave]

Giving me my gauntlet back?

Well, I’m alright. You can’t touch me. You might have killed the others, but I’m ok.

[CREDITS ROLL]

[Dave]

And if you told them the truth, you know what they’d probably do? 

[credits roll]

[Dave]

Life, by its very nature, has to be cruel, unkind and unf-IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

[Dave]

There may be a what? A way out of this, is that what you were going to say? Speak, Kryten… how can we change what’s[credits roll]

[Dave]

“That’s… never happened before.”

THE END

[credits roll]

[Dave]

Look out Earth!

[Dave]

No wonder you only scored fora percent.

[Dave]

A new Holly might be interesting. Is Bill Bailey busy at the moment?

[Dave]

It’s a forum… for ’em.

[Dave]

“Jamie Kennedy… it’s gotta be…”

[Dave]

Hattie, just because it really feels like it’s been ages since we’ve seen her at this point.

[Dave]

That’s assuming that she/Holly doesn’t show up in XII…

[Dave]

It’s almost as though making dick comments, trying to turn yourself into the focus of every thread, and constantly declaring that you’re leaving the forum (only to return immediately) is textbook troll behaviour, isn’t it?

It was bad enough that it ruined the Westworld thread, let’s not make it a habit. If PTS really wants to draw a line under the controversy then let’s all move on and maybe PTS can refrain from the dickish behaviour in future. But I would bet money on his next post somehow being about himself and his impact on the forum again.

I think most people here would rather talk about Red Dwarf.

[Dave]

Then buy a potion from Dumbledore, the master wizard, that’s what I usually do.

[Dave]

“What, dressed like that?”

“Yeah – going to see Deep Blue Sea.”

[Dave]

“He’s got an iphone, and an Apple Mac, so that he can correlate his facts.”

[Dave]

I’ve seen “10 Things I Hate About You”, that’s based on one of them.

[Dave]

C3P0 had a what now?

*googles*

….bloody hell.

[Dave]

Oh Noel, look what’s happened to Liam.

[Dave]

Arrangement closest in feel to the classic series:
1. Can of Worms (Camille + Psirens)
2. Samsara (Future Echoes + Marooned + DNA)
3. Twentica (Gunmen)
4. Give and Take (Stasis Leak + Bodyswap + Quarantine)
5. Krysis (Queeg + Timeslides + Dimension Jump)
6. Officer Rimmer (Me2 + Meltdown + Out of Time)

I love the idea of ending the entire series with that Officer Rimmer ending.

[Dave]

Holly taught them to survive in space.

Rimmer is an arse, Kryten has an ugly face.

And the Cat is cool but crude (“gimme a fish”)

David Lister, though, is a curry dude.

[Dave]

Lister is a party dude.

[Dave]

THE END? THE SMEG IT IS

[Dave]

This deserves an article of its own.

[Dave]

Unfortunately while Kryten is trying to entertain his boss at dinner, Lister accidently puts too much power in the washing machine and wacky hyjinks ensues!

With indifferent consequences.

[Dave]

One has to ask if this spaceship will ever return and if so, what form would it take?

Small and white, I imagine.

[Dave]

Kryten’s boss is coming round for dinner, and everyone has to be on their best behaviour.

[Dave]

It’s quite baffling to think, how are the devs going to come up with minigames for say, Give & Take?

Trying to escape from a killer robot and creeping around a ship without being seen by your past selves both seem like ideal video game scenarios.

[Dave]

I love VI – I don’t think there’s a duff episode among them – but I can also see some merit in the criticisms voiced in that interview, particularly from an actor’s point of view.

Stuff like the running gags is probably a lot more fun for the audience than it is for an actor who would like to be stretched a little from time to time, rather than adhering to a set formula.

[Dave]

Reserved already?

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