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Question X: What are all the series of Red Dwarf?

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Question VIII: Would you like any toast?

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Although ironically VIII apparently really *was* the last series before X came along.

Where is the lie?

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Question 3: Why haven’t we combined three questions into one?

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I always thought Stoke, Epideme, and Nanarchy were quite good. I liked Tikka and Ouroboros once I realized that they actually had laughs along with them (they originally felt quite bleak without when I was 13), and I used to like Blue but this time around there wasn’t much that good, the Rimmer Experience and the kiss fell quite flat for me.

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Funny, I’ve always thought of V as the last series before VIII came along.

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Duct Soup is cruel to ducts

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I seem to have triggered you Ben, I apologise.

I don’t think that’s the term you’re looking for.

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Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

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What color is Red Dwarf?

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I am Mrs NESbitt!!

I had a geography teacher called that

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The fuck is autocorrect doing changing queer to queeabut?

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QUEEabut DAVE

Lister joins the crew of the Enconium. Unfortunately for him, there is a new rule that everyone on board has to be homosexual, and he tries to ask whether that’s a criticism of straight people except that’s a criticism too so he gets sent to the Enconium’s gay room and all the gays zap him with a gay ray and he’s gay now and the gays want to do that to you too kids better steer clear

Meanwhile, Kryten bags himself a prison bitch, but was it an accident?

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Tomorrow, lunchtime and The Matrix.

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Ha I get it Ian it’s like ha that old box for lol the game Mastermind ha lol

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Only in the sense that we were going to do it anyway.

It’s only January and I think we already have a strong contender for scandal of the year. I can’t believe you all were just going to go ahead and do a DwarfCast without our permission.

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SLAPSTICK THE REDS

Literally just a bunch of communism jokes.

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SMACK IN THE BED

Lister and Rimmer become bored and decide to experiment together with masochistic sex, and the whip leaves a huge mark across Rimmer’s face, but was it a smaccident?

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BACKSIDE IN THE RED

Lister is so happy to see Red Dwarf again that he is overcome with a temporary bout of insanity and lops off his arse, leaves it in the landing bay, and turns Starbug right around and takes off again, but was it an arsident?

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I think they should hire Series I to recreate Chris Veale in CGI.

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Also, where can I find the HR department in a prison?

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And therefore Red Dwarf needs a massive scoop

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In fact they should just burn all the witches, that’ll show ’em not to rub superglue on my leg hairs

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Why don’t they take all the confiscated speaking slide rules and eject those as fuel that’ll keep them moving for another twenty years

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I mean wouldn’t the atoms slide in more easily down a cone than a dish

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****offiginal scene

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**original scene

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but kilk razey is mad

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ASSANDRA

Like Cassandra except she can only predict things related to asses, appendixes, and ani.

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SEE YOU IN TWELVE MONTHS

Hollister holds up the sign that says “SEE YOU IN TWELVE MONTHS” for twelve months because he is frozen by a somehow newly reconstructed time wand then his PTSD is somehow magically cured despite his having been frozen in time. Meanwhile, Cat has no scripted lines for the entire twelve months, but was it an accident?

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OUI OUI

Lister really needs to have a oui but his oui oui isn’t working correctly so he bodyswaps with Cat who now has the problem of being unable to have a oui of a normal color. Meanwhile, Kryten hits Rimmer with a baguette until he becomes unconscious, but was it an accident?

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TIMEDAVE

Lister asks Rimmer for a lanyard and subsequently gets his wrist spat upon.

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“I lick you”

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The crash in Twentica was excellent though.

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That was probably Starbug. I doubt you saw anything else.

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The CGI shot of the underwater Samsara was really nicely done. Too bad you can’t see it.

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Jawstingdia

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KRYTIE ELO

ELO plays a concert with a special guest

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Yeah, but imagine if they’d remastered Tikka with the same crap effects, garbage sound and music, and strange cuts present in the rest of remastered. And also if they’d remastered every other episode that way. Wasn’t there some thread where we started making a load of VIII remastered jokes or something?

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I’m also glad that they never got to remaster series 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, or 12 or back to earth in the same way they remastered series 1-3 because it would have been absolute garbage, even for series 7.

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CRICHTON

Kryten sells millions of books despite everyone being dead, but was it an accident?

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The area between the words “RED” and “DWARF” on the hull

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is a space

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why go to outer space when you could go to inner space

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because blue midget can dance

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Was it Rob Doug or Grant Naylor?

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LANYARD PART TWO

A lanyard eats a curry and shits everywhere. Meanwhile, a polymorphs fucks Cat, but was it an accident?

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WHY WAS THERE NO KOCHANSKI IN ANY OF THE SKIPPER UNIVERSES? WHAT A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, WASTED.

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WARDEN NOT:

The crew pass through an unreality bubble where they forget that Knot ever existed.

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Today on Ganymede & Titan: we find all the inconsistencies in a part of a show that literally happened in a place where it wasn’t real.

In my defense, Kryten still seemed to remember the series 3000 as such once they’d all left the unreality bubble.

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but was it an accident

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