Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 31 replies - 1 through 31 (of 31 total) Author Replies April 5, 2026 at 11:06 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf frames with AI auras #318277 JoeParticipant April 5, 2026 at 10:45 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf frames with threatening auras #318275 JoeParticipant June 14, 2025 at 6:31 pm in reply to: Mundane observation dome #307582 JoeParticipant Media is always concerned with how going to “the past” could change “the present”, but once you’ve seen the future, anything before that is “the past” relative to “the present”. But they’re biased because they only view it as their present and their future, ignoring the very real lives of other people in their futures. And if you have the attitude that one tiny little change in the past could affect your present, doesn’t it stand to reason that any such small change in the present could alter the future in an equally big way? Much to think about. (CAMCORDER EXPLODES) June 14, 2025 at 10:36 am in reply to: Red Dwarf frames with threatening auras #307578 JoeParticipant June 13, 2025 at 11:12 am in reply to: Things you like about Series VIII #307528 JoeParticipant Rushy’s mum on her wedding night Until I read the dialogue, and realised you meant Lister, I thought this was the most offensive insult I’d ever seen on this forum. June 4, 2025 at 8:57 pm in reply to: Doug’s Thoughts On More Dwarf #307146 JoeParticipant April 26, 2025 at 10:14 pm in reply to: Rimmer’s architect desk #305188 JoeParticipant April 26, 2025 at 8:05 pm in reply to: Rimmer’s architect desk #305181 JoeParticipant I’ve always heard this line as “creamo-dynamite”! Another illusion shattered. April 6, 2025 at 10:09 am in reply to: Favourite Chris Hammie moments #304652 JoeParticipant That one is MEANT to be overplayed I think though. Oh, sure. But you have to appreciate the quality of the ham. April 6, 2025 at 10:08 am in reply to: actors and actresses (living or dead) that you wish could have been on RD? #304651 JoeParticipant I always thought Bill Bailey would have made a great alternate Holly, or failing that a guest ship’s computer. April 4, 2025 at 7:40 pm in reply to: Favourite Chris Hammie moments #304608 JoeParticipant December 8, 2024 at 1:00 pm in reply to: OK, which one of you was this? #300975 JoeParticipant May 18, 2023 at 9:10 pm in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #285121 JoeParticipant May 16, 2023 at 9:42 pm in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #285061 JoeParticipant April 15, 2023 at 10:05 am in reply to: God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) #283877 JoeParticipant April 8, 2023 at 7:53 pm in reply to: Robert Llewellyn has updated his Substack #283754 JoeParticipant March 25, 2023 at 2:02 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf on TV Tropes #283442 JoeParticipant I think it is better to consider all of VIII and vast chunks of BTE non-canon, slide in some assumptions, and move on. End of Nanarchy they find Red Dwarf again. The crew aren’t resurrected. Rimmer retires as Ace and returns to be normal old Arnie. Kochanski leaves Lister and disappears. The conversation had in The Beginning refers to a different incident that happened off-screen years before, in the vein of “The Vidal Beast of Sharmutt II” or “The Pan-dimensional Liquid Beast from the Mogadon Cluster”. The longer you think about VIII the less sense it makes. It is far more entertaining when you consider the whole thing a non-canon Comic Relief sketch or something. You almost enjoy the dinosaur nonsense and the basketball boners when you don’t consider it proper Dwarf. Just my thoughts of course. I think this is generally my approach to VIII now. That way, in addition to the Rimmer mess created, I also don’t have to think about what might have happened to the other prisoners once they had the run of the ship. March 18, 2023 at 9:52 am in reply to: Danny John-Jules Has Updated His Instagram #283236 JoeParticipant February 24, 2023 at 9:03 pm in reply to: God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) #282725 JoeParticipant February 18, 2023 at 11:20 pm in reply to: God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) #282564 JoeParticipant November 24, 2020 at 10:49 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263418 JoeParticipant GRIND THOSE BALLS SIR, GRIND THEM! PART 2 Kryten approves of and encourages Warden Knot’s unusual methods of punishment. November 17, 2020 at 12:20 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #263298 JoeParticipant WHO CARES? PARKER KNOLL AWAY! A guilt-chip-free Kryten encourages Lister to indulge in one of his favourite pastimes. October 29, 2020 at 4:52 pm in reply to: Life Imitating Red Dwarf #262827 JoeParticipant Every time I see a Parker Knoll I too get really horny. October 13, 2020 at 6:58 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #262497 JoeParticipant He has him on speed dial. Calls him Hudzy. August 14, 2020 at 1:52 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf VIII is flawed #260125 JoeParticipant He’ll certainly deck you for that comment. August 7, 2020 at 11:57 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #259975 JoeParticipant BACK IN THE DREAD An old poster returns to the forums and I have a bad feeling about this… July 26, 2020 at 2:55 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #259829 JoeParticipant I’m starting to think these aren’t legitimate ideas for episodes. July 15, 2020 at 10:11 pm in reply to: Break a Red Dwarf Episode #259641 JoeParticipant TIKKA TO RIDE The boys return to Earth in Lister’s time and then destroy the time drive. December 27, 2019 at 11:15 pm in reply to: good or near-perfect line readings? #256841 JoeParticipant Reduced!? July 17, 2017 at 9:43 pm in reply to: A Female Holly #220085 JoeParticipant These days… You say you’re male… You get arrested and thrown in jail. November 8, 2016 at 4:09 pm in reply to: What if every episode had an XI-style ending? #218185 JoeParticipant The prism laser breaks as Lister walks face first into the mirror. [Credits] Author Replies Viewing 31 replies - 1 through 31 (of 31 total)